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    Quote Originally Posted by belchardo View Post
    i reckon part of the issue is that so many people ride in canberra, and they do seem to hate bike riders!
    The problem is political correctness and living in a nanny state.

    When we were kids of maybe 10 years old we'd walk down to the local newsagent carrying our BSA Meteors, walk up to the counter and ask for a tin of Winchester .22 slugs. We'd then fix the problem.

    Today you have too many soft khunts making up ridiculous excuses for the birds which don't seem to apply to other animals or humans.

    If a pit-bull looks at someone wrong everyone wants to get them put down. If someone walks within 400m of my house I am not allowed to run up and headbutt or punch them because I think they are a threat to my family. But a magpie can go Martin Bryant every breeding season and people make excuses to condone its behaviour.

    Shoot the ****ers. Problem solved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dunster View Post
    The problem is political correctness and living in a nanny state.

    When we were kids of maybe 10 years old we'd walk down to the local newsagent carrying our BSA Meteors, walk up to the counter and ask for a tin of Winchester .22 slugs. We'd then fix the problem.

    Today you have too many soft khunts making up ridiculous excuses for the birds which don't seem to apply to other animals or humans.

    If a pit-bull looks at someone wrong everyone wants to get them put down. If someone walks within 400m of my house I am not allowed to run up and headbutt or punch them because I think they are a threat to my family. But a magpie can go Martin Bryant every breeding season and people make excuses to condone its behaviour.

    Shoot the ****ers. Problem solved.
    Have problems with the ****ers at work

    Have you seen the hassle you have to go through to get permission to actually shoot the ****ers ??

    Then some leftist Muppet gives you approval to execute 20 of the ****ers only and your inundated by 200 of the ****s

    That the dumb arse shit we dealing with here

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    Quote Originally Posted by plague View Post
    Only issue I’d see is how much protection money you’d need to pay the Bird mafia to keep your family safe.






    The rapidly declining public sector employment and lack of wages growth is an issue as well in Canberra.
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    Cassowary just sitting round minding his own, gets bored and gores a bloke to death.
    They are coming.......
    https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-04-...owary/11001692


    These are the instruments of death on the end of their legs.


    God damn thing is a velociraptor with wings.

    Hold your loved ones close, the end is nigh.
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    sometimes there's more to life than just winning
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    What a deadset ****ing coward **** you are
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    Wish the inevitable domination of the world by the birds, I've decided the uprising will be started by Cockatoos.

    They're early morning squawking is clearly designed as a sleep-deprivation technique. In addition they've been around my place destroying plants and trees to distract us from what's really going on. I came outside the other morning because they were on my verandah pulling apart my plants - one of them were on the rail with a whole branch hanging out it's mouth with a nonchalant "what are you gonna do about it" look.

    I tell you...watch them.
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    anyone else notice a lot of the media files from the earlier posts on this thread have been 'deleted'?

    they know.

    be safe everyone. ill be in my panic room til its all over.
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    And I don't argue with FR. The bloke is a legend and deserves great praise for his contributions to football in the Hunter.
    He is also the second best poster on the entire Foz behind you
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    sometimes there's more to life than just winning
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    What a deadset ****ing coward **** you are
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    Seems like I am WRONG

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    This is bullshit - they are listening in to everything we do and controlling all media transmissions. Poor bloke in the picture hasn't been seen since this pic was taken.
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    Amigos Aarau

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    The chaotic-good corvid gained notoriety in 2016 for tampering with a crime scene in Vancouver, British Columbia. A man allegedly set a car on fire and was threatening law enforcement with a knife. After the man was arrested, Canuck, who was reportedly observing the incident from the flaming car, snatched up the knife with his beak.

    “A cop chased it for about 15 to 20 feet [5 to 6 metres], and then the crow dropped it and took off,” Vancouver Courier reporter Mike Howell told the CBC at the time. “In my 20-plus years reporting from crime scenes, I’ve never seen anything like that crow trying to take a knife.


    i mean, this policeman needs a ****ing medal and immediate raise............but ive no doubt the birds have already caught up with him and murdered him to death or something.
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    What a deadset ****ing coward **** you are
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    I feel cheated. I cam into a thread about birds expecting....................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirt Boy View Post
    I feel cheated. I cam into a thread about birds expecting....................
    You would be looking for the tennis thread then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by belchardo View Post
    You would be looking for the tennis thread then.
    It's legit shameful that thread. Objectifying female sports stars. It's as if their tennis talents don't matter.

    I came here for a thread about birdwatching, breeding and so on.

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    I know I'm a few days late on this one, but plague, your biggest fears are realised...
    That magpie down near Wollongong that was responsible for the poor old-blokes death.. It's starting...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bon View Post
    I know I'm a few days late on this one, but plague, your biggest fears are realised...
    That magpie down near Wollongong that was responsible for the poor old-blokes death.. It's starting...
    yup.
    wont be the last either.

    twas interesting that if the Magpie yelled 'allah akbah' there would be an uprising against people of the same ilk.

    yet because this one just squarks we all turn a blind eye and keep feeding them bread crumbs at the park.

    stay woke.
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    And I don't argue with FR. The bloke is a legend and deserves great praise for his contributions to football in the Hunter.
    He is also the second best poster on the entire Foz behind you
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    sometimes there's more to life than just winning
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    What a deadset ****ing coward **** you are
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    Seems like I am WRONG

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    my journey to work has had to change for the past few month thanks to the family of jerkarse magpies on Jenner Parade

    right where the Labor member for Newcastle lives

    clearly magpies are leftist sjws

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    Magpies are worse than freaking Nazi's...................And don't get me started on Lapwings.

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    4.30 every morning something squawks non stop in the tree across the road.

    Spring so obviously looking for a root....bastard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetmaster View Post
    4.30 every morning something squawks non stop in the tree across the road.

    Spring so obviously looking for a root....bastard.
    Cut down the tree
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetmaster View Post
    4.30 every morning something squawks non stop in the tree across the road.

    Spring so obviously looking for a root....bastard.
    Storm bird for sure.
    The gypo of the bird world. Just sits in a tree whingeing because it's got no mates.
    Cannot be killed, chop down the tree and it will sit on your tv aerial.

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