You know what really grinds my gears?

[hawk]

Pretty sure the N word is banned in here.

[furns]

I cant believe people pay money to actually go watch them ffs

[parksey]

You can tell from that post just how ugly they were if they ruined a night that included a nickelback concert.

lol

[boz-monaut]

when you mean to bag something and inadvertently expose how utterly shithouse your music taste is and everyone laughs at you for ever and ever and ever

[Bluebeard]

trying to arrange Christmas with 5 kids / parents - f...king nightmare

[weston]

^ the last 2 posts

[furns]

when you mean to bag something and inadvertently expose how utterly shithouse your music taste is and everyone laughs at you for ever and ever and ever
wouldnt that float your boat tho?

[plague]

People who perform elaborate wedding proposals.
Keep your hot air balloons, interpretive dance routines and gondola rides to yourselves.

You make me look bad.

(Yeah nah Furns even though I don't know you congrats anyway).

[Grimario]

If it makes you happy, plague, my missus and I were in a long distance relationship, she flew in from Adelaide for a visit and when she got to my place, I ignored her door knocking, made her open the door herself and was sitting there in a pair of trackies and t-shirt with the ring. Romantic. Got chinese take away from TOP CHEF at Stockton. Didn't have candles.

[plague]

If it makes you happy, plague, my missus and I were in a long distance relationship, she flew in from Adelaide for a visit and when she got to my place, I ignored her door knocking, made her open the door herself and was sitting there in a pair of trackies and t-shirt with the ring. Romantic. Got chinese take away from TOP CHEF at Stockton. Didn't have candles.

Wow, even I wasn't THAT casual.

Flying out for an O/S trip for a month the next day, missus and I went to local restaurant that we always went to. Ate dinner, popped question. She had no idea I was thinking about it.
All good.
Sent group text from airport the next day to tell everyone then switched phone off. By the time we got back everyone had forgotten we were engaged. Zero fuss.
Married on a Saturday, first day of married life spent at SFS watching Griffo score the winner in the GF.

Surprisingly, she still hasn't left me.

[furns]

People who perform elaborate wedding proposals.
Keep your hot air balloons, interpretive dance routines and gondola rides to yourselves.

You make me look bad.

(Yeah nah Furns even though I don't know you congrats anyway).lol cheers

[plague]

Not closing the fridge door properly before going to work.
Driving home thinking about that delicious first freezing cold beer then being greeted by a wet floor and a forlorn looking warm White Rabbit Dark Ale six pack.

Gutted.

[Superdylan]

All this humidity is grinding my gears

[boz-monaut]

could really do with a dip in a refreshing swimming pool hey?

[au revoir]

a forlorn looking warm White Rabbit Dark Ale six pack.

Gutted.

nice choice in beer. i sympathise.

[Superdylan]

could really do with a dip in a refreshing swimming pool hey?

Got one out the back, just have been doing other things today.

[pistolpete]

Got one out the back, just have been doing other things today.

You should write for SNL, every post contains a high level of hilarity

[MFKS]

Cocksuckers who drive 10-20kmph slower than the speed limit on one laned roads. Cocksuckers must think they are the pace car in a ****ing grand prix. Usually some stupid arse old **** who looks like they are on day release from the Gypo Coast

IF I wanna drive at the speed limit then by the grace of Lord Griffo LET ME

[Bon]

Cocksuckers who drive 10-20kmph slower than the speed limit on one laned roads. Cocksuckers must think they are the pace car in a ****ing grand prix.

These are the same drivers who speed up when you finally get to a spot where there is an overtaking lane or broken lined section of road..

[MFKS]

These are the same drivers who speed up when you finally get to a spot where there is an overtaking lane or broken lined section of road..

That would be the ones. Drove along past Bar Beach up Scenic Drive today heading home to Kotara Sth and some ****wit was driving at 30km all the way in a 50km zone!!! Started to hook it once we got on City Rd though and I only caught up to him at a red light

[Jeterpool]

Cars with Antlers and red noses on them and those stupid ones that put "eyelashes" on their headlights.

It's a car not a reindeer or a face!

[plague]

Cars with Antlers and red noses on them and those stupid ones that put "eyelashes" on their headlights.

It's a car not a reindeer or a face!

I'm not a violent person but my Lord Jeesus I want to stab these people in the face so fricken bad.

[skippy]

These are the same drivers who speed up when you finally get to a spot where there is an overtaking lane or broken lined section of road..

Love doing that to stir people up, was cruising around the beaches today well under the speed limit with some old prick sitting on my arse, than as soon as I got to city road floored it and he could hardly keep up... :gent:

[russjaybee]

These are the same drivers who speed up when you finally get to a spot where there is an overtaking lane or broken lined section of road..

This also grinds the SHIT outta my gears. Inconsistent driving is very dangerous.
Hope you're joking skippy ya big ol' jerk.

[MFKS]

Love doing that to stir people up, was cruising around the beaches today well under the speed limit with some old prick sitting on my arse, than as soon as I got to city road floored it and he could hardly keep up... :gent:
Well Played Sir :wink:

[plague]

Love doing that to stir people up, was cruising around the beaches today well under the speed limit with some old prick sitting on my arse, than as soon as I got to city road floored it and he could hardly keep up... :gent:

All jokes aside I drive like a maniac at the best of times but anyone who rushes that lap round the beach is a fool.
Hot chicks everywhere.
Wipe off 5 etc.....

[boz-monaut]

I had some utter douche go up my arse as he pulled out of Nobbys car park - so naturally I slowed right down for the speed humps

dude had those ear ring plugs, piece of shit car, slackjawed mate with one of those flat brimmed caps - you know the type

I pulled into King Edward partially because having someone that close was pissing me off, partially to see the red tide and this bloke who was obviously in such a hurry also pulled in to take the scenic route

jeez there's some crap drivers and incredibly stupid, ugly, pointless people in our fair city

[MFKS]

All jokes aside I drive like a maniac at the best of times but anyone who rushes that lap round the beach is a fool.
Hot chicks everywhere.
Wipe off 5 etc.....


I see your point Plague but the goose was doing it in residential areas even with no hotties about and nowhere near the beach.

I could have coped if along the waterfront with some hotties about as he slowed down but it was 4-5 kms of it and then all of a sudden on an 80km road off he goes like a Gypo to Centrelink on dole day!! Pissed me right off

Also hottie count mid morning today was negligible so no real excuse!! I was looking anyways!!!

[militiamon]

I am personally a big fan of watching others get pissed while driving. I mean, I'll shake my head at your white VS commodores doing 90 in a 50 zone, but the key is to keep a straight face and never take it personally. That way, I can sit back and take much pleasure in the rage of others.

One of my personal faves was when I was driving in front of some butch, bogan chick for all of 30 seconds before she started fuming at me. I was doing 63 in a 60 zone (my speedo is digital), but then I dropped it back to a cool 58 and she went ballistic. Her reaction to that made my week, middle fingers, mouthing foul words, all for driving a couple of km/h below the speed limit for 10 seconds :rof:

Other good moments are when two bogans rage at each other due to a combined effort of dickheadness. Coming home one day along Lake Rd, from about Wallsend to Glendale these two idiots kept pulling in front of each other and slowing down, trying to cut each other off, and eventually driving down the hill in the parking lane at 90 km/h all while giving it the big ones to each other. V amusing driving just behind them watching them almost kill themselves because one guy was going slightly slower than what the other guy wanted to do.

[sh10]

tailgaters love it when you slow down

[Grimario]

It's not a new page yet so I can;t just say work.

How about eating dinner at my desk at 10pm when I get home and log back in to finish off the last few hours of shit that needs being done befomre a 9am meeting tomoz? And my boss is on leave again so im acting head honcho... and one of my colleagues is thinking about leaving, off to another job so there goes my dreams of ever having a ****ing 8 hour day.

Fukc. ****.

[parksey]

I am personally a big fan of watching others get pissed while driving. I mean, I'll shake my head at your white VS commodores doing 90 in a 50 zone, but the key is to keep a straight face and never take it personally. That way, I can sit back and take much pleasure in the rage of others.

One of my personal faves was when I was driving in front of some butch, bogan chick for all of 30 seconds before she started fuming at me. I was doing 63 in a 60 zone (my speedo is digital), but then I dropped it back to a cool 58 and she went ballistic. Her reaction to that made my week, middle fingers, mouthing foul words, all for driving a couple of km/h below the speed limit for 10 seconds :rof:

Other good moments are when two bogans rage at each other due to a combined effort of dickheadness. Coming home one day along Lake Rd, from about Wallsend to Glendale these two idiots kept pulling in front of each other and slowing down, trying to cut each other off, and eventually driving down the hill in the parking lane at 90 km/h all while giving it the big ones to each other. V amusing driving just behind them watching them almost kill themselves because one guy was going slightly slower than what the other guy wanted to do.

get off the road

[militiamon]

It's not a new page yet so I can;t just say work.

How about eating dinner at my desk at 10pm when I get home and log back in to finish off the last few hours of shit that needs being done befomre a 9am meeting tomoz? And my boss is on leave again so im acting head honcho... and one of my colleagues is thinking about leaving, off to another job so there goes my dreams of ever having a ****ing 8 hour day.

Fukc. ****.

work = $$$ + hos = :cool:


get off the road

Still on the L's aren't you? Want me to teach you? :)

[Grimario]

Work = $$$ - mortgage - wife = :(

Also, it was a new page.

****ing work.

Where is my whiskey?

[parksey]

work = $$$ + hos = :cool:



Still on the L's aren't you? Want me to teach you? :)

i'll get back to you

[Buddha]

wgmg: that i have two ****ed hamstrings now! im seriously considering giving up sport so i can finally be fit

[skippy]

wgmg: that i have two ****ed hamstrings now! im seriously considering giving up sport so i can finally be fit

get your back and hips sorted out, more than likely causing hamstring problems

[goaliepersempre]

The Tax Office

[MFKS]

The Tax Office

Cock suckers of the highest order.

3 times I spoke with them trying to adjust my taxation plans with them when my employment status changed. Dumb ****s said they fixed it and I kept getting bills every 3 months asking for a couple of grand in tax. Ring them up again and sort it out.

Done this a few times and then out of the blue about 2 years later I get a letter of demand for a sum of about $600 from Debt Collectors the ATO have arranged to come after me to settle a debt they claim I owe them. Never received one letter at all from them asking for the money just a straight out letter from a debt collector.

Rang the debt collector up and had a chat with them. Informed him if he sent one of his blokes up to see me to bring the Police with him cause he would be needing them.

Ended up having to spend about 2-3 days worth of my time sorting this out. ****s couldn't even find one bit of documentation on their system where they had any correspondence to me about the matter.Turns out it was a glitch on the ATO computer system that kept putting me back on their list.

Ironic thing was at the time I hadn't bothered chasing up an issue with the ****ers that seen them have to pay me off to the tune of over 3k. After the shenanigans were sorted my procrastination on the matter was resolved and I fleeced them of the $3k they owed me. Rather moronic that they are hitting me up to settle a $600 debt with them when they owed me over $3k.

Also I never received any form of apology from the ****s

[Retro Jet]

WGMG?
Dumb pr!cks who design a parking meter with a minimum fee of $2:50...that doesn't take 50c pieces!!!
Wtf?
(N'cle Museum Parking area. Probably other meters around town too I'm guessing)

[Jeterpool]

WGMG

Being a Liverpool and Jets fan

*sigh*

[hawk]

wgmg: that i have two ****ed hamstrings now! im seriously considering giving up sport so i can finally be fit

but you're only 12, push through and give up stretching

[hawk]

mcmong top hal scorer, someone do something

[Superdylan]

Getting hungry even though you had breakie, lunch and dinner :(

[WolfMan]

Getting hungry even though you had breakie, lunch and dinner :(

Worms

[seldom]

Getting hungry even though you had breakie, lunch and dinner :(

this is where snacks fit in

[belchardo]

the new masterchef ads with the chef 'who can spot a brilliant chef by how they hold a knife'. god, thank god there is only about three more days of the hopman cup left (although the new micallef show looks like it is worth watching, so i will have to put up with the shit ads again in the future).

[weston]

the new masterchef ads with the chef 'who can spot a brilliant chef by how they hold a knife'. god, thank god there is only about three more days of the hopman cup left (although the new micallef show looks like it is worth watching, so i will have to put up with the shit ads again in the future).

Kind of like my old mates mum... told me one day she could tell the guy next door was either a widow or divorcee because of the way he hung his washing out...... uh, really?

[hawk]

Getting hungry even though you had breakie, lunch and dinner :(


this is where snacks fit in

great idea lucky legs!

[LINGERA]

shotgunners in call of duty black ops 2

[Bon]

shotgunners in call of duty black ops 2

Hahahaha.. My roommate plays that game religiously (in fact, he is about to get sacked cause he has taken a ridiculous amount of sickies to play the bloody thing)..
Its hilarious getting bent/pissed and watching him rage at noobs camping at spawn points or froth about, blaming lag for why he got killed..

[LINGERA]

by roomate do you mean yourself?

[Grimario]

Hahahaha.. My roommate plays that game religiously (in fact, he is about to get sacked cause he has taken a ridiculous amount of sickies to play the bloody thing)..
Its hilarious getting bent/pissed and watching him rage at noobs camping at spawn points or froth about, blaming lag for why he got killed..
There were guys at work that scheduled leave around the release of Halo 4. Unbelievable behaviour.

WGMG... 42 degrees forecast tomorrow. Energy Australia (or Ausgrid or whatever they are called these days) are doing maintenance, cutting my power off for 5 hours. No a/c. If pets die, wonder if I can sue...

[Buddha]

shotgunners in call of duty black ops 2

Wgmg: people who don't appreciate the beauty of a shotgun on CoD. If you can be proficient with a shotgun against the quick scopers and sprayers then my hat goes off to you

[LINGERA]

Wgmg: people who don't appreciate the beauty of a shotgun on CoD. If you can be proficient with a shotgun against the quick scopers and sprayers then my hat goes off to you

being proficient with a shotgun against quick scopers??? shotguns are built in quick scopes

[Bon]

by roomate do you mean yourself?

Hahaha Nah not me mate.. I haven't been a slave to the console since Goldeneye/Mario Kart on the 64..

[plague]

Don't know if it actually GMG but what the **** is going on with all these young people now sporting tatts on their faces?
Just a seriously ****ed up thing to be doing that to yourself.
What's going on?

[The Dunster]

WGMG: Call of Duty. Seriously - it's one of the most piss weak games of all time. Operation Flashpoint: Now that was a seriously good FPS.

[Skirt Boy]

WGMG: Call of Duty. Seriously - it's one of the most piss weak games of all time. Operation Flashpoint: Now that was a seriously good FPS.

I used to help run a forum/website devoted to that game.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/Minardiau/Screenshots/m1a2.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/Minardiau/Screenshots/m1a2a.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/Minardiau/Screenshots/marp_edited.jpg

[LINGERA]

i just threw up in my mouth a little

[furns]

Game clearly needs more lens flares

[plague]

I used to help run a forum/website devoted to that game.


".....and now I take photos of hot chicks".

I'd say you've come a long way my friend.

[Skirt Boy]

Temps of -9

[Jeterpool]

Teleconferences

[hawk]

Temps of -9
and 39. meet ya in the middle

[slobsy]

how shit are memes

[q-money]

like everything on the internet they were ruined when the stupid and illiterate found about them

[GazFish35]

People using double negatives.

[au revoir]

i don't not know what you mean. frustrating.

[Buddha]

The whole Lance Armstrong saga

[slobsy]

People using double negatives.

i ain't not a dorkus

[weston]

The Ex...

[q-money]

root her best friend

[weston]

Will get aids

[Retro Jet]

WGMG?
The Dept of Fair Trading

I do bookwork for a p!ssant food co-op and these wankers want their pound of flesh with all the paperwork etc.
You know, crossed t's and dotted lower case j's... Had some idiot down there saying "our Auditor didn't do the right report".
I used the Treasurer from the Cookers Juniors and quite frankley, with his experience as an Auditor in both England and here,
he could tell these dickheads how to Audit. Probably could write a book on the subject. Got that fixed.
Then, there was one sheet with a Directors statement that didn't have a date on it.
So phucking what. I ran it through the printer with the correct date at the bottom of the AGM date and posted it back off to Bathurst
10 days before the 5mth 28 day cut off after your AGM deadline. Plenty of time. Job done....or so I though.
Received a letter yesterday saying we have an Overdue Annual Report. Fines apply...bla bla bla

In the future, do not people, I repeat, do not refer to these wankers at the DoFT as anything but:
The Department of Fools and Tools

[q-money]

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health-fitness/australias-favourite-gym-songs-revealved/story-fneuzle5-1226559353948

why the youth of today (especially those who go to the gym) are horrible

[Bon]

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health-fitness/australias-favourite-gym-songs-revealved/story-fneuzle5-1226559353948

why the youth of today (especially those who go to the gym) are horrible

Bloody hell..
I don't think I can eat the amount that I want to vomit after reading through that list of Top 50 songs..

[Jeterpool]

None of those songs are on my list. I haven't heard of half of them!

[q-money]

enjoy your lynrd skynrd collection old timer

[MFKS]

Actually Q Man I would rather be listening to "Old Timer" Music rather than the shit the Yoof today listen to.

Not personally a big fan of those inbred hicks who died in a plane crash.
Thank god they weren't Australia otherwise that song would have been Sweet Home Long Jetty or something along those lines

[Jeterpool]

enjoy your lynrd skynrd collection old timer

can't help but have a chuckle at that!

[sh10]

Whenever I'm back in the east, the car radio goes to WSFM as a default

there are some dead set honking tracks in that list (i.e. most of them)

[pv4]

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health-fitness/australias-favourite-gym-songs-revealved/story-fneuzle5-1226559353948

why the youth of today (especially those who go to the gym) are horrible

i'm the cat with the bass and drum
goin round like bom bom bom

:lulzturtle:

[Jeterpool]

People who don't wave when you let them in while you're driving

[au revoir]

http://thelithiumrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Maroon-Golf.jpg

[MFKS]

Sitting at red lights with a pile of cars going in other directions also sitting at red lights. Yet some bloke 500m away comes toddling down the road to a green light that has been on forever for NO ONE.

Feel like it is some elaborate plot to send you into a postal worker interstate killing spree when that happens

[Skirt Boy]

Waking up to a temp of -9, it's snowing and having to walk to university GMFG big time.

[au revoir]

must be a bit chilly for skirts over there at the moment

[Skirt Boy]

Are you stalking me?

[au revoir]

negative

[Skirt Boy]

members of Newy Football.Net stalking me on Facebook grinds my gears and is kinda creepy.

[parksey]

People who don't wave when you let them in while you're driving


http://thelithiumrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Maroon-Golf.jpg

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc279/Storm_Static_Sleep/dealwithit50.gif

[au revoir]

happenstance. chill out.

[The Dunster]

WGMG ? The Muzak people apparently listen to at the gym.. It's bad enough these jokers think they are actually healthy.

[Bluebeard]

enjoy your lynrd skynrd collection old timer

I will thank you

[hawk]

authstralian of the year. well done vib chewa

[The Dunster]

John Church the ****ing grub in Charlestown Square playing the "Stop The Boats" card.

Absolute disgrace this **** and should never ever be allowed to call himself a liberal.

Those of us that can remember the Vietnam War can look back to a time when we accepted people that needed our help.

No questions asked we simply opened our doors and welcomed the refugees into our communities.

Today, we have media and politicians spreading lies and messages of hate throughout the community about refugees to make sure they are well and truly hated before arrival.

This country has gone backwards. **** all to celebrate

[Bon]

I have no doubt I'm not the only one that could say this.. But without the migrant camps or refugees, I wouldn't be here..
Seeing all the racist bollocks and morons carrying on today makes me ashamed to be Australian..

[boz-monaut]

courtesy of snatchez

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/552606_10151369648285789_735622939_n.jpg

other things to disappoint me about being Australian today:
* flag containing Union Jack
* second celebrity in a row to get Australian of the Year
* hottest 100 being shit
* Craig Deans

[Pico]

Not surprising that the flag has not change when you look at the abominations that they put forward.

http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2013/01/24/1226561/278637-sporting-flag.jpg

http://blog.thepastoralcompany.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/myozflag1.gif

http://www.peterballard.org/ozflag/800px-Flag_of_Australia_with_Aboriginal_flag_replacing_U nion_flag.svg.png

http://flagspot.net/images/a/au!ausf1.gif

[Retro Jet]

I recently read a description of the cringe-worthy dickheads that you see on Australia Day in a little local book.
When I read it it hit me: That's it! That's the best description of these flag wearing wankers you could ever put into 5 little words
It's from the January chapter of A year down the drain by local writer/editor Mark MacLean...former owner of MacLean's Bookstore
on Beaumont St. (Actually met him at Chinchen St bridge last Mon in fact. I was on the Bridge, he was down the drain! lol)
Mark writes about his experience of coming back home after visiting relatives in England. Pg 12....

By complete accident we landed at Sydney Airport on Australia Day.
It was very early in the morning but by the time we'd cleared customs we
found ourselves surrounded by people in Australian-flag T-shirts and hats.
They were almost to a woman and man, the type of overweight,
Southern Crossed tattooed, fit-in-or-****-off Aussies....

Fit-in-or-****-off...the sort of attitude that fuels incidents like Cronulla.

[boz-monaut]

it's always the people who are most proud to come from a place, are the people that that place is the least proud of

[plague]

I don't reackon there's any more rednecks in Oz than what there were 30 years ago. It's just that through social media etc they are given more of a voice.
Free speech and all that.

Still ****wits though.

[plague]

WGMG: Reverse racism.
Yeah, let's drive a bigger wedge through society.

Also WGMG: Dogooders.
****ing smarmy pricks. Hate em.

[hawk]

courtesy of snatchez
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/552606_10151369648285789_735622939_n.jpg


not buying into this. yep, we are going to the shitter. courtesy of the homebred rednecks, middle class poofs, to the tight knit crim imports that love the sympathy from the white guilt party. Sounds like Sydney already.

no pride here, enjoy

[Buddha]

The irony is that these bogans are telling the boat people to **** off, when back in 1788 their ancestors we're infact boat people....

then they complain about the "towelheads" doing their religion, causing trouble and near living for free, which is exactly what the British did...

Straya

[parksey]

**** you don't badmouth staya

[hawk]

The irony is that these bogans are telling the boat people to **** off, when back in 1788 their ancestors we're infact boat people....

then they complain about the "towelheads" doing their religion, causing trouble and near living for free, which is exactly what the British did...

Straya

lolzo, irony of the rn. didnt see the nice refuse doing the hard work of digging roads, shooting everything, building cities out of bark with no water, food or sony. If ya gonna visit, do it properly with a bigass take over. The dinosaurs roamed happily here until some wipes ran through'em

[Bon]

WGMG? Valentines Day..
Why is it that if I don't buy flowers, chocolates, champagne, stuffed toy, the cutest puppy in the world, or make some form of economically "romantic" gesture like that, that I'm a completely uncaring, gypo-loving, shit-munching, tight-arse..
BUT I am just as fvcked and treated with equal disdain, when I ask my Mrs why I didnt get a carton of beer delivered to my work with a loving card on it from her??
Equality, what a load of horse-shit.. :)

(As a quick side-note, I did venture into purchasing one of the afore mentioned gestures just to save my bollocks, hahahaha)

[slobsy]

once i didnt have any money for valentines day so i got my mum to take me and my missus out for dinner

[pistolpete]

once i didnt have any money for valentines day so i got my mum to take me and my missus out for dinner

hahahaha winner

[moses]

:angry: Christians grind my gears.

[pistolpete]

:angry: Christians grind my gears.

Righto Moses go and part the Red Sea ;-)

[Bon]

once i didnt have any money for valentines day so i got my mum to take me and my missus out for dinner

What did Hamish order?? :gent:

[Buddha]

not sure if this is the right thread for it, but saying goodbye to one of your team mates last year, couldnt hold it together as the casket went by us, gone too soon, rest in peace bud, such an honour to form a guard of honour up the street for you mate!

[slobsy]

What did Hamish order?? :gent:

:lulzturtle:

[Schultz]

Peevish imeciles with poor work ethic.

[RedMexican]

People who lack clear common sense,
I mean im an absolute idiot, but **** i work with some stupid people mechanics :wub:

[WolfMan]

not sure if this is the right thread for it, but saying goodbye to one of your team mates last year, couldnt hold it together as the casket went by us, gone too soon, rest in peace bud, such an honour to form a guard of honour up the street for you mate!

Sorry to hear that mate. Hope you and all your team-mates do well this season in memory of your friend

[Superdylan]

Trying to get home from in town on a Sunday night without cab money :(

[GazFish35]

Did you just get home?

[Superdylan]

Did you just get home?

Got home at around 3:30am Gav, no buses run past 10pm and trains don't run as often.

[Hamma12]

People who think they deserve too know everything that's going down...eg the media

[q-money]

fielding phonecalls eh big hum?

[Hamma12]

fielding phonecalls eh big hum?

No comment...

[hawk]

No donuts...

booo

[GazFish35]

Ham dawg needs an agent

[Skirt Boy]

Even after 6 months Germans still have not learn't English.

[Grimario]

This weather, aye.

Old house, old wooden window frames... after torrential rain overnight, 3 of them at the back end of the house have finally decided to give up their fight against leaking and our bathroom is soaked.

FMD.

[MFKS]

This weather, aye.

Old house, old wooden window frames... after torrential rain overnight, 3 of them at the back end of the house have finally decided to give up their fight against leaking and our bathroom is soaked.

FMD.


Take solace in the fact that people in Gosford are suffering big time in this weather. Card Board boxes will be well ****ed and garbage bins will be full of water

[Pico]

Take solace in the fact that people in Gosford are suffering big time in this weather. Card Board boxes will be well ****ed and garbage bins will be full of water

On the bright side they can now say they have a pool.

[Buddha]

writing off your car within a month of having it, fuuuuuck

[au revoir]

wd

[hawk]

writing off your car within a month of having it, fuuuuuck
get a HQ, wont be able to write that off

[Superdylan]

The amount of people with shit tattoos these days.

*Southern cross tats
*Tribal tats (unless islander)
*Ones that are way too big & ugly

& my most hated head tats

Where did this culture come from? Cannot remember many people getting them 10 years ago?

[weston]

The amount of people with shit tattoos these days.

*Southern cross tats
*Tribal tats (unless islander)
*Ones that are way too big & ugly

& my most hated head tats

Where did this culture come from? Cannot remember many people getting them 10 years ago?

Southern cross doesnt bother me.... tribal tats, most look like crap, there are some good ones, funnily enough mos of the good ones are on islanders and they have a meaning to it, not just that design looks good, that'll do..... it a tattoo gets too big than its really ugly.... head tattos are just shit, absolute ugly, same as over the top facial/ear piercings... one or two is ok... any more and it just looks like you swan dived into a tackle box.

I have no piercing but 2 tattoo's. 1 tattoo of a jet with a soccer ball down the bottom with my 1st daughters name and DOB. Second tattoo is on my left wrist, pink ribbon in memory of my mum. I'm trying to think of one to get on my right arm for my second daughter along the same lines of what i did with my 1st.

To me a tattoo has to mean something to you.

[sh10]

*Tribal tats (unless islander)

Islander tatts still look shit imo

[Bon]

To me a tattoo has to mean something to you.

Exactly..

[Grimario]

Gallstones. **** me, what a shitty few days.

[Retro Jet]

BPay
Went to register my car on the day rego was due. Thinking I could do it all online I payed CTP with BGay.
Went to RMS site and low and behold, eCheck result was there 1 day after the inspection with three huge green ticks (3, 6 & 12month options)
yet a phucking electronic financial medium piece of sh!t called BGay takes as long as a cheque to clear ffs....

Ended up doing an EFTPOS at the local PO, got my stamp on CTP and trundled off into Parry St for a long weight.

FMD, is it the 21st century yet?

[seldom]

& my most hated head tats


http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4692819635339687&pid=1.7&w=124&h=154&c=7&rs=1

[seldom]

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4911261678109943&pid=1.7&w=170&h=141&c=7&rs=1

sup

[Grimario]

Parents.

Organised picnic lunch with my mother on Friday, missus has just got back from shopping and buying all the shit... then my mother calls up and cancels.

**** off, no wonder we never see you. **** OFF.

****.

[MFKS]

Maybe she is pissed you didn't do the honourable thing and invite her to Stade de Newy on Friday night for the frivolities but instead suggested eating sandwiches whilst sitting on some rug on the grass being bothered by ants/flies and mozzies at midday ???

If i was in her shoes I would cancel too

[militiamon]

I heard she's now going to hamma's bbq instead.

[au revoir]

I heard she's now going to hamma's bbq instead.

for the greet and meat :gent:

[hawk]

for the greet and meat :gent:

beat and meat

[au revoir]

you dun got da joke

[belchardo]

smokers. when you only live 5 metres from your neighbours, you should be allowed to install a massive fire extinguisher to spray at them.

bet she closes the door to her place before she lights up, wouldn't want the smell in her house.

[plague]

WGMG:
The usual Australian student 'activists' who were celebrating the death of a former British Prime Minister even though they weren't even born for probably 10 years until AFTER her political career ended and they have never been affected by any of her policies ever.
I fear for the future of our country if dipshits like that are going to be in charge of stuff.
They looked really really silly and really really really pathetic.

[hawk]

WGMG:
The usual Australian student 'activists' who were celebrating the death of a former British Prime Minister even though they weren't even born for probably 10 years until AFTER her political career ended and they have never been affected by any of her policies ever.
I fear for the future of our country if dipshits like that are going to be in charge of stuff.
They looked really really silly and really really really pathetic.

she did take milk from the kids...

[plague]

she did take milk from the kids...
Well she took milk from some other kids, about 30 years ago, on the other side of the planet.

The faux outrage is just a bit embarrassing for all concerned I think.

[au revoir]

Well she took milk from some other kids, about 30 years ago, on the other side of the planet.

she did a lot more than that.

[goaliepersempre]

She also brought England out of the Stone Age.....

[plague]

she did a lot more than that.

Both good and bad it seems.
Just depends on which side of the fence y'all on.


Still, the hippies didnt make such a fuss over Bin laden or Saddam.
You'd swear they only did it for the cameras...............

[au revoir]

this

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/apr/08/margaret-thatcher-death-etiquette

[plague]

Oh yeah, don't get me wrong. I know that there's a lot of people who have every right to be angry at Thatcher and her policies.


a bunch of middle class Uni students on the other side of the world.............not so much.

[militiamon]

Meh, you could make the same argument about any international happenings:

"Why should a bunch of old, white Australian politicians have cared about 9/11? Didn't affect them etc. etc."

A bit narrow-minded to say people can't have opinions on things that don't directly impact their own lives.

[belchardo]

also a bit presumptuous to assume that thatchers policies didn't directly impact them.

maybe they had an uncle that got killed in the falklands/worked in the mines etc etc

and given it was young lefties cheering/protesting maybe they were applying what is the central tenet of unionism: you attack one, you attack all.

[plague]

Meh, you could make the same argument about any international happenings:

"Why should a bunch of old, white Australian politicians have cared about 9/11? Didn't affect them etc. etc."

A bit narrow-minded to say people can't have opinions on things that don't directly impact their own lives.

Nah, don't buy it.
If anything the 9/11 consequences (Saddam toppled, Bin Laden blowed up) would have been equally 'celebrated'.
People can have opinions, but to dance in the streets etc seems a bit staged.
She just seemed like an easy target tis all I'm sayin'.
But as someone pointed out the other day maybe that's just the world we live in now, where everyone can be an utter **** and not care.
Have no doubt scenes will be repeated in later years on the demise of the likes if Bush, Howard and Gillard.

"Why can't we all just get along?"

[plague]

also a bit presumptuous to assume that thatchers policies didn't directly impact them.

maybe they had an uncle that got killed in the falklands/worked in the mines etc etc

and given it was young lefties cheering/protesting maybe they were applying what is the central tenet of unionism: you attack one, you attack all.

Geez these kids seem to be well connected then.
Best mates with Assange, victims of Thatcher, victims of da corporations.

Lot of tragedy in their lives.
I feel for them.

[moses]

visiting Australian runners describing how they heard bombs going off in Boston.
"umm... i just finished the race and i heard this explosion"
Did ya? ,did ya hear an explosion you rancid ****? :banghead:

[militiamon]

wat

[parksey]

lol

[sh10]

righto

[Skirt Boy]

Playing football in Germany. :D

[Buddha]

the mentality of 18-21 year olds tomorrow, they only see it as a day to "get ****ed up" ffs, sure im all for having a few drinks, but at least have some pride in the day, buy one of the diggers a drink and listen to a few of his war'ies instead of disgracing yourself.

[parksey]

rito m8

[scozzygt]

the mentality of 18-21 year olds tomorrow, they only see it as a day to "get ****ed up" ffs, sure im all for having a few drinks, but at least have some pride in the day, buy one of the diggers a drink and listen to a few of his war'ies instead of disgracing yourself.

Well said buddy.
Iam an ex British soldier, did 5 postings in Northern Ireland.
Massive respect for tha Aussie/Nz troops.

[Buddha]

Well said buddy.
Iam an ex British soldier, did 5 postings in Northern Ireland.
Massive respect for tha Aussie/Nz troops.
Our first priority is the safety of others, then we worry about ourselves, we have a small armed forces compared to others, but our reputation as the hardest workers outshines all otherts!!!!

[goaliepersempre]

First world problem.. But being back from Europe and having to watch football at 1am lol not at a normal hour

[pistolpete]

Ok so my anger when people use the ridiculous term "Meh" has subsided somewhat recently however it has been replaced by rage over the term "just sayin'". This is the modern version of "no offence" as people seem to think they can preface it with the most racist and bigoted comments they like as long as they end their stupid uninformed rants by "just sayin". Oh, that's ok mate, as long as you were just sayin it makes it fine to act like a complete douche. Wake up to yourselves you ignorant ****s.

[boz-monaut]

This is the modern version of "no offence" as people seem to think they can preface it with the most racist and bigoted comments they like

this has been a staple of mine for years


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6wOhtk3C3A

except for the racism bit, I find there's usually much worse things to put a person down with than the amount of pigment in their skin or which part of whatever continent they happen to have evolved in

[NUGUNS]

Ignorance and pubs that don't serve snakebites.

[hawk]

Ok so my anger when people use the ridiculous term "Meh" has subsided somewhat recently however it has been replaced by rage over the term "just sayin'". This is the modern version of "no offence" as people seem to think they can preface it with the most racist and bigoted comments they like as long as they end their stupid uninformed rants by "just sayin". Oh, that's ok mate, as long as you were just sayin it makes it fine to act like a complete douche. Wake up to yourselves you ignorant ****s.

whats up skip?

[pistolpete]

whats up skip?

Nothing really. Just let the anger build to a certain level before unleashing the fury and I do less damage with a keyboard than with my fists ;)

[Grimario]

Man flu. Possibly real flu. Nearly two weeks, over it. Kill me now.

[militiamon]

Idiots who don't accept responsibility for doing stupid things immediately after they happen e.g American du at ultimate frisbee last night who came flying in with a ridiculously red card-worthy slide tackle on me, nowhere near the disc, then said he didn't think he touched me :argument:

Tore some ligamajigs in my ankle or some such, now on crutches for the near future.

PS pv4 + mrs pv4, get back to ultimate orready.


Edit: Plus side, more time to call people racist on the foz :cool:

[q-money]

how do you slide tackle in ultimate frisbee ffs you play the game with your hands

[hawk]

how do you slide tackle in ultimate frisbee ffs you play the game with your hands

hands are busy in other places? idk

[militiamon]

how do you slide tackle in ultimate frisbee ffs you play the game with your hands


hands are busy in other places? idk

lol!

[Pico]

how do you slide tackle in ultimate frisbee ffs you play the game with your hands

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfffxnU5U1rw2kw1.gif

[hawk]

joe hilderbrand the smug twat. passive aggresive fighter for minority causes for the feel good crowd and self satisfaction. Just another journo asswipe

http://www.newsspace.com.au/repository/imagecache/Article_Image/JoeHildebrand_ddr-portrait.jpg

[plague]

joe hilderbrand the smug twat. passive aggresive fighter for minority causes for the feel good crowd and self satisfaction. Just another journo asswipe

http://www.newsspace.com.au/repository/imagecache/Article_Image/JoeHildebrand_ddr-portrait.jpg

you talking about his new show?

the 'Labor youth' bloke in the stupid glasses and stupider hat (sorry hipsters) is in serious need of an ass kicking too.


WGMG: lefties.

[militiamon]

^ lol, he is by far the most tolerable on the show. I stopped watching it after the second episode, but the absolute worst is the libertarian chick. Cries crocodile tears over all the issues, recognises that government intervention is necessary, but then at the end of the show falls back on her 'libertarian values'. Didn't like the Greens one either, or the Liberal obviously (always feels awkward when there's someone under the age of 40 towing the Liberal party line).

Anyway this series is rubbish, but I thought his last one (Dumb, Drunk & Racist) was quite good.

[furns]

Not as bad as that godawful Wednesday Night Fever skit show on ABC. Terrible.

Sammy J appears to be only funny when talking to a purple glove puppet.

[Skirt Boy]

Having to move back to Newcastle after spending a year living in Weimar grinds my ****ing gears.

[leftrightout]

Not as bad as that godawful Wednesday Night Fever skit show on ABC. Terrible.

Sammy J appears to be only funny when talking to a purple glove puppet.

Haha to true... sad when a purple sock is the funnier of the duo!

[hawk]

World tennis No.4 Agnieszka Radwanska has been dropped by a Catholic youth movement in her native Poland for posing nude in the "Body Issue" of ESPN Magazine
http://www.smh.com.au/sport/tennis/church-group-drops-agnieszka-radwanska-over-nude-pose-20130715-2q0e8.html#ixzz2aKqERD5o
But their leaders who molest kids seems to be non issue. fkn catho cvnts.

[Grimario]

Finishing my third twelve hour day in the last week.

Not being able to take leave due to how busy it is and missing out on an interstate disc golf trip.

[Bon]

Being in Munich a week ago.. But being in Maitland today.. :banghead:

[russjaybee]

Not being able to take leave due to how busy it is and missing out on an interstate disc golf trip.

Know dat feel man... Sucks bad.

Being super busy makes you need leave even more but then being too busy to take it, it's a vicious cycle.

[Grimario]

Know dat feel man... Sucks bad.

Being super busy makes you need leave even more but then being too busy to take it, it's a vicious cycle.

And just had to cancel our holiday later this year. A few years ago the mother in law was running a family trust and Mrs Grim was an "employee" of said trust. That shut down about 18 months ago. Mrs Grim got her tax return this week and found out she owes ~$200 to pay off tax debts incurred from the family trust and not the ~$6k return she was expecting.

FFS.

[q-money]

crippling lower back pain from pulling a ligament turning a corner going up some stairs ffs

i never seem to get injured playing sokkah but always doing dumb shit

fmd it's ridiculous, trying to get some decent painkillers is unbelievable as well, everyone reckons you're a smack addict

[militiamon]

Tried to do the old 2-at-a-time trick but misplaced a foot?

Reminds me, the other day I saw some fat librarian in the Auchmuty library take an elevator from the top floor to one floor below, lol. I was like "are you fo real dayummm".

[GazFish35]

crippling lower back pain from pulling a ligament turning a corner going up some stairs ffs

i never seem to get injured playing sokkah but always doing dumb shit

fmd it's ridiculous, trying to get some decent painkillers is unbelievable as well, everyone reckons you're a smack addict
Look after yourself.
My back is ****ed. Never fun

[parksey]

crippling lower back pain from pulling a ligament turning a corner going up some stairs ffs

i never seem to get injured playing sokkah but always doing dumb shit

fmd it's ridiculous, trying to get some decent painkillers is unbelievable as well, everyone reckons you're a smack addict

**** you're getting old

[q-money]

:wub:

[Skirt Boy]

Being away from Australia so long and speaking a foreign language that I started talking in German when ordering maccas on the coast.

[furns]

haha spreckhen sie english?

[Skirt Boy]

haha spreckhen sie english?

Lol. It's "Entschuldigung, du bist sprechen deutsch?"

I'm sure if I was speaking English she wouldn't have understood me either.

[militiamon]

Following situations:

Me: Do you have a minute/can I ask you something/could you help me with this?
Other person: No
Me: ...
Other person: Just kidding, ha ha ha
Me: FOAD

[russjaybee]

Having to drag my self to work this morning.

Zombie mode.

[Skirt Boy]

Euro snob mode

No public transport after 10:30pm in Newy on a Thursday night.

[boz-monaut]

euro snobs

[Jeterpool]

This one was from the other day...

Young P-Plater driving a manual excel, holding her phone to her ear while the charge cord drapes across her front. Baby in the back seat and the rain falling and the road really slippery. All while doing 90-odd in an 80 zone.

Makes you shake your head.

[leftrightout]

People posting in the foz about holidays and time they are about off work!

[Skirt Boy]

Dropping the old man off at the hospital and for two days straight having to go back and pick him up because they have canceled the operation.

[Jeterpool]

Dropping the old man off at the hospital and for two days straight having to go back and pick him up because they have canceled the operation.

That's pretty ordinary...sorry to hear that

[furious_can]

EVERYTHING

:soapbox:

[furious_can]

Idiots who put me in the bin.I'M RECYCLABLE YOU WANKERS.

:banghead:

[Jeterpool]

Poor multis

[boz-monaut]

Poor multis
e.g. all Graham Law's multis in the Local Forum that talk about himself in the third person

[russjaybee]

Poor multis

Agreed, shite.

[The Dunster]

People that can't get around on a computer without a GUI and yet think of themselves as power users. Massive gear grinder for me.

[toad]

people who claim to be power users just because they can use an os without a gui :D

[Grimario]

Training new people and watching as they MOUSE CLICK everything. Ctrl C, Ctrl V, Alt Tab, Ctrl Tab or even just Tab. Learn it, ffs. :soapbox:

[furious_can]

Poor multis

I'm crushed by this revelation.

[russjaybee]

Ridiculous and over-the-top Corporate OH&S and Political Correctness being enforced.

I WILL NOT BE GAGGED.

[GazFish35]

What line of work are you in where a gag might be thought to make things safer, or is it best not to ask?

[russjaybee]

If I told you, I would have to gag you.

[seldom]

Gagging in itself is an oh&s issue shirley

[Skirt Boy]

Your old man telling you he prefers gunners to spurs.

[seldom]

Your old man telling you he prefers gunners to spurs.

As would 90% of the population

[russjaybee]

Your old man telling you he prefers gunners to spurs.

Poor bloke, you've gotta commend the man for not shaming you out of the family :P

[northern_swan]

Cunce starting fires :banghead:

[russjaybee]

Lightening starting fires and threatening the property I grew up on! :angry::(:mad:

[Grimario]

That's a bit shit, mate. Hope everything survives.

Meanwhile, Mrs Grim is panicking and putting together a fire escape pack for when the Maitland CBD gets ravaged by bushfires...

[Grimario]

Forums being down.

[hawk]

no goals for a trillion minutes

[Skirt Boy]

Newcastle Herald .

[GazFish35]

Using your photos?

[Skirt Boy]

Using your photos?

No. unflattering comment relating to art in this city.

[hawk]

lol

[GazFish35]

No. unflattering comment relating to art in this city.

You should read what they say about football.

[russjaybee]

No. unflattering comment relating to art in this city.

Link?

[Skirt Boy]

Link?

In last weekends H2

[plague]

Don't know if it's grinds my gears but Paul Walker (or anyone) dying is ****ed.

[weston]

Don't know if it's grinds my gears but Paul Walker (or anyone) dying is ****ed.

What really grinded my gears was the fact people had no idea what was going on as you read one place that he had passed and another one saying it was a hoax.

Also when someone wrote on face "RIP Paul Walker" (or something along the lines of it) and my mrs says in the comments "so sad if true, but apparently it's not" than getting blasted for it. All she did was say "APPARENTLY", as in she has no idea as which one is correct because every news piece is different.

[plague]

What really grinded my gears was the fact people had no idea what was going on as you read one place that he had passed and another one saying it was a hoax.


yeah, was reading the internetz as it unfolded. i can only guess the twitter generation has made everyone real cautious in reporting anything as gospel.

[Jeterpool]

People who insist on standing at the very bottom/top of escalators in shopping centres having a conversation.

MOVE!!!

[hawk]

any cvnt that can call a country racist in media cause they feel like it then half the tossers believing it

http://www.smh.com.au/world/dont-make-me-go-back-to-racist-australia-boat-race-protester-20131210-hv4zt.html

[Skirt Boy]

any cvnt that can call a country racist in media cause they feel like it then half the tossers believing it

http://www.smh.com.au/world/dont-make-me-go-back-to-racist-australia-boat-race-protester-20131210-hv4zt.html

Hate to be the guy who brings the bad news but we are as a country quite racist. Living overseas for a year really opened my eyes on our backwards Australia actually is with regards to equality and social issues.

[sammydog]

Hate to be the guy who brings the bad news but we are as a country quite racist. Living overseas for a year really opened my eyes on our backwards Australia actually is with regards to equality and social issues.

I'll back you on that one. The scary thing about the racism in this country is that a lot of people are really oblivious to it. Travel for a while and it becomes blindingly obvious.

[russjaybee]

Agree with the above, racism is so deeply seeded that a lot of people don't even realise they're being racist. Totally a "happens all the time so it's ok" type situation.

Same as homophobia really.

[Jetmaster]

Bogan families who cry all over Facebook and run to the press when they are done wrong - see today about the kid not invited to the Year 10 formal.

OK - mistakes get made, deal with it in the proper channels and get an apology.

Will be on ACA next ffs.

[sh10]

Hate to be the guy who brings the bad news but we are as a country quite racist. Living overseas for a year really opened my eyes on our backwards Australia actually is with regards to equality and social issues.


I'll back you on that one. The scary thing about the racism in this country is that a lot of people are really oblivious to it. Travel for a while and it becomes blindingly obvious.


Agree with the above, racism is so deeply seeded that a lot of people don't even realise they're being racist. Totally a "happens all the time so it's ok" type situation.

Same as homophobia really.

Can't really take the whinger seriously when he says he'd rather stay in the UK than go to "racist" Australia. Does he think racism doesn't exist in the UK?

Depending on your definition of racism it exists in all countries or exists in most countries, to varying degrees. There's plenty of bogan-equivalents in other countries

[selassie]

hate to break it to you cultural cringers but australia would easily be in the 80th percentile of least racists countries.

[q-money]

hate to break it to you cultural cringers but australia would easily be in the 80th percentile of least racists countries.
you know in japan foreigners can't even root the home grown prostitutes?

they're only allowed to root the filipino ffs

japan out

[sh10]

****ing japan, ruining my life's dream