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lquiquer
09-08-2016, 09:06 PM
looks like website has crashed....:sigh:
Couscous
09-08-2016, 09:24 PM
Oh damnation.
belchardo
09-08-2016, 09:25 PM
Did it a bit over an hour ago with no problems at all.
But then again, I only live about 2 kilometres from ABS central, so the 0's and 1's don't have far to go.
GazFish35
09-08-2016, 09:43 PM
It's all BK's fault
Crashhhh. too many peeps choosing griffo as religion. Mr Magoo the mouse tamer will make another show.
belchardo
09-08-2016, 10:08 PM
Probably the chinese and the Russians stealing all my personal information.
It's all BK's fault
Yeah, like Biraz could keep the servers up any better :oops:
plague
09-08-2016, 10:34 PM
I just gave mine to the Government agent that lurks outside my window.
sammydog
09-08-2016, 10:47 PM
This is why we did ours this morning.
I just gave mine to the Government agent that lurks outside my window.
Frodo isn't with the government??
GazFish35
09-08-2016, 11:10 PM
I'm just gonna give them my Facebook password.
Not that they don't already know
Retro Jet
10-08-2016, 12:24 AM
Thank you for participating in the Census.
The system is very busy at the moment. Please wait for 15 minutes before trying again.
Your patience and cooperation are appreciated. [code 9]
Useless piese of sh!t. :redcard:
Bet Xenephon et al are laughing their heads off atm.
Couscous
10-08-2016, 07:26 AM
Trying now.
Couscous
10-08-2016, 07:28 AM
FFS, it's 6.27am!
Thank you for participating in the Census. The system is very busy at the moment. Please wait for 15 minutes before trying again. Your patience and cooperation are appreciated. [code 9]
Retro Jet
10-08-2016, 08:12 AM
Trying now.
FFS, it's 6.27am!
Ditto @ 7:12am
leftrightout
10-08-2016, 08:31 AM
You have like 6 weeks to get it done anyway, whats the rush?
Jetmaster
10-08-2016, 09:26 AM
Did mine on the weekend - and it crashed then too for 5 mins.
Retro Jet
10-08-2016, 09:38 AM
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-08-10/australian-bureau-of-statistics-says-census-website-hacked/7712216
Hackers :rof:
plague
10-08-2016, 11:12 AM
Useless piese of sh!t. :redcard:
Bet Xenephon et al are laughing their heads off atm.
The worst/best bit is going to be them smugly sniffing their farts in a presser today all the while oblivious to how ****ing stupid they really look.
The Dunster
10-08-2016, 11:12 AM
The hackers call by the ABS and government is code for "we spent **** all money on implementing the Census Online and we got caught with our pants down".
They spent a piss poor $10m for the cloud service with IBM + $400k or so on for testing.
To put that inperspective - they spent around 50c per person.
Useless khunts
Got it done last night.. finally.
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