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lquiquer
09-08-2016, 08:06 PM
looks like website has crashed....:sigh:

Couscous
09-08-2016, 08:24 PM
Oh damnation.

belchardo
09-08-2016, 08:25 PM
Did it a bit over an hour ago with no problems at all.

But then again, I only live about 2 kilometres from ABS central, so the 0's and 1's don't have far to go.

GazFish35
09-08-2016, 08:43 PM
It's all BK's fault

hawk
09-08-2016, 08:54 PM
Crashhhh. too many peeps choosing griffo as religion. Mr Magoo the mouse tamer will make another show.

belchardo
09-08-2016, 09:08 PM
Probably the chinese and the Russians stealing all my personal information.

pv4
09-08-2016, 09:26 PM
It's all BK's fault

Yeah, like Biraz could keep the servers up any better :oops:

plague
09-08-2016, 09:34 PM
I just gave mine to the Government agent that lurks outside my window.

sammydog
09-08-2016, 09:47 PM
This is why we did ours this morning.

Bon
09-08-2016, 10:02 PM
I just gave mine to the Government agent that lurks outside my window.

Frodo isn't with the government??

GazFish35
09-08-2016, 10:10 PM
I'm just gonna give them my Facebook password.




Not that they don't already know

Retro Jet
09-08-2016, 11:24 PM
Thank you for participating in the Census.
The system is very busy at the moment. Please wait for 15 minutes before trying again.
Your patience and cooperation are appreciated. [code 9]

Useless piese of sh!t. :redcard:
Bet Xenephon et al are laughing their heads off atm.

Couscous
10-08-2016, 06:26 AM
Trying now.

Couscous
10-08-2016, 06:28 AM
FFS, it's 6.27am!


Thank you for participating in the Census. The system is very busy at the moment. Please wait for 15 minutes before trying again. Your patience and cooperation are appreciated. [code 9]

Retro Jet
10-08-2016, 07:12 AM
Trying now.


FFS, it's 6.27am!

Ditto @ 7:12am

leftrightout
10-08-2016, 07:31 AM
You have like 6 weeks to get it done anyway, whats the rush?

Jetmaster
10-08-2016, 08:26 AM
Did mine on the weekend - and it crashed then too for 5 mins.

Retro Jet
10-08-2016, 08:38 AM
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-08-10/australian-bureau-of-statistics-says-census-website-hacked/7712216

Hackers :rof:

plague
10-08-2016, 10:12 AM
Useless piese of sh!t. :redcard:
Bet Xenephon et al are laughing their heads off atm.

The worst/best bit is going to be them smugly sniffing their farts in a presser today all the while oblivious to how ****ing stupid they really look.

The Dunster
10-08-2016, 10:12 AM
The hackers call by the ABS and government is code for "we spent **** all money on implementing the Census Online and we got caught with our pants down".

They spent a piss poor $10m for the cloud service with IBM + $400k or so on for testing.

To put that inperspective - they spent around 50c per person.

Useless khunts

pv4
12-08-2016, 01:11 PM
Got it done last night.. finally.