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plague
05-06-2017, 10:22 PM
So birds are the pretty much taking over the world and no one cares.

Example 1.
Bird caught with backpack full of drugs.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/05/25/08/40C57C8F00000578-4540396-image-m-44_1495695817254.jpg


Example 2.
Birds are clearly working with the Russian Govt and probably rigged the U.S. Election.
Heres one caught out saluting Supreme Leader Putin.
http://gifgifmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/golub-pozdrav-putin.gif



Birds are bad.

Discuss.

The Dunster
05-06-2017, 10:30 PM
http://i.imgur.com/KCcvTz5.gif

ISIS are training them for combat as we speak.


http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20090728/hitler_02.gif

Hitler pretty much destroyed France and Poland using birds as well - The V2 rockets were decoys to cover up the fact the Birds were the real threat.

https://media.giphy.com/media/s8s9IgwANe8UM/giphy.gif

And these Turkeys are ruthless killers - not even a double yellow can stop them from pursuing their targets.

https://68.media.tumblr.com/f9f0c818e88b62b01ae658f203aa45d5/tumblr_o478smIIKJ1qd4fqho1_500.gif

And then there is this sick bastard who targets children and convinces them to watch special broadcasts on a daily basis - which we all know programs them for future world domination.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-y72gjkOxvn8/T9Eh1sCu2wI/AAAAAAAAC2w/8sqdNXc0sVs/s640/jedi-cats-gif.gif

Fortunately, Donald Trump has started training elite soldiers to defeat the birds so we can all sleep at night.

plague
05-06-2017, 10:41 PM
thank you for your service Dunster.

The Dunster
05-06-2017, 10:47 PM
No worries - I cannot believe how the news media are not even covering this issue.

plague
05-06-2017, 11:02 PM
Sadly, most owls are not particularly intelligent. Birds are not very smart in general, and most owls actually fall into the lower range of bird intelligence.



https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/a7/fd/9e/a7fd9e60e0a3a6ea29f6992dd4009b7e.jpg?noindex=1


See, they've even got good PR agents fooling the general public.

The threat is real.

plague
05-06-2017, 11:05 PM
There are, however, some uncommonly smart birds, such as crows and ravens. The latter of which has even been known to solve simple puzzles and use basic tools to get at food.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/vvwYS15WrMq7S/giphy.gif#2-grid1
on the other hand CROWS are real as ****.

Jeterpool
06-06-2017, 06:38 AM
This place :rof:

Clearly off season.

pv4
06-06-2017, 07:11 AM
They have been training in the ancient forms of Martial Arts

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/2jh4wQY5N9c/maxresdefault.jpg

They have been able to infiltrate into even our most manly of men

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/65/12/81/651281159c5c7eaf706e31e5523b2512.jpg

And whom do you think the Mastermind is behind the American implosion at the moment??

https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1368/991439100_16f39bfaa6_z.jpg?zz=1

plague
06-06-2017, 07:24 AM
It's all becoming clear now pv4.

Stay woke.

Jeterpool
06-06-2017, 07:58 AM
***** 5 Star Thread

belchardo
06-06-2017, 08:36 AM
plague, you are amazing. 10 hours since you've revealed this information and the guardian is on to it with an expose on herons in amsterdam. you may well go into the pantheon of champions along with griff.

https://www.theguardian.com/cities/gallery/2017/jun/05/urban-herons-amsterdam-in-pictures

i feel this (https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/e36f7500b18301098dcf6fa3d7906342dd4c56e4/0_0_2766_3875/master/2766.jpg?w=1010&q=55&auto=format&usm=12&fit=max&) image really conveys their threat

plague
06-06-2017, 09:15 AM
plague, you are amazing. 10 hours since you've revealed this information and the guardian is on to it with an expose on herons in amsterdam. you may well go into the pantheon of champions along with griff.

https://www.theguardian.com/cities/gallery/2017/jun/05/urban-herons-amsterdam-in-pictures

i feel this (https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/e36f7500b18301098dcf6fa3d7906342dd4c56e4/0_0_2766_3875/master/2766.jpg?w=1010&q=55&auto=format&usm=12&fit=max&) image really conveys their threat

If I can be just one small beam of light shining onto what is easily the biggest threat to world peace right now, then I've succeeded.

Those images are horrifying Dunster.
Thoughts and prayers for the victims.

Hopefully world leaders can come together to find a solution just like Independence Day.

skippy
06-06-2017, 09:18 AM
Thought I was going to be disappointed this thread wasn't filled with women, I am not 10/10 thread.

Bon
06-06-2017, 09:22 AM
Thought I was going to be disappointed this thread wasn't filled with women, I am not 10/10 thread.

I'm the same.. Brilliant stuff..
Am pretty surprised no-one has used the "in" term that is 'bin-chicken' just yet..
Also surprised/disappointed there are no women.. (Particularly with fingers placed reminiscent of that very first drug-pigeon photo that plague put up...)

lquiquer
06-06-2017, 09:35 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

pv4
06-06-2017, 09:58 AM
Am pretty surprised no-one has used the "in" term that is 'bin-chicken' just yet..

Expose:

https://youtu.be/w4dYWhkSbTU

plague
06-06-2017, 11:21 AM
Cassowarys have killed more people in the wild in Australia than Lions, Tigers, Leopards and Cheetahs COMBINED.



It's the face of pure evil in our country.

The Dunster
06-06-2017, 11:45 AM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/bird_attack.gif

Refused to watch Sesame Street - they tracked her down and ... well see for yourself.

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/2015/02/reporter-attack-bird-funny.gif

News Media threatened to make the story public - The birds found out and sent around some muscle to stop the story from breaking.

pv4
06-06-2017, 11:51 AM
They slide tackle like mad men

http://thefw.com/files/2013/05/SoccerPenguins.gif

Bon
06-06-2017, 12:04 PM
My fave is the Kea..
They are already dismantling the system down in NZ, apparently they break in to peoples cars and also steal fast food/beers..
Look how smart the pricks are:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N0DVzydn4g

plague
06-06-2017, 12:25 PM
My fave is the Kea..


JESUS BON DONT PRAISE THE BIRDS THEY ARE YOUR ENEMY.



oh wait, are there birds there right now making you write these sympathetic posts?

Blink once if you need saving. We'll send in the SAS.

pv4
06-06-2017, 12:43 PM
I have never seen Bon use the word "fave" before.

This reaks of a Kea stealing his phone and messaging that on his behalf.

If you receive a call from Bon, DO NOT GIVE HIM YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS

pv4
06-06-2017, 12:44 PM
You know the best kind of bird? An extinct one. Power to the people

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSuUl-MyZAesRZFwtyx0dlw2D8QmEvlvwYrpKf26dlzosUV99nm_K3Cd k-0

pv4
06-06-2017, 01:12 PM
Speaking of "Bon's fave" New Zealand.. the birds have obviously infiltrated John Key..

https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/animalia/wp/2016/07/25/new-zealand-plans-to-kill-every-weasel-rat-and-feral-cat-on-its-soil/

Jeterpool
06-06-2017, 01:17 PM
Currently educating my 3 year old how tricky birds can be to catch. Certainly showing him what not to do

http://www.cartoonspot.net/looney-tunes/picture/road-runner-1.jpg

plague
06-06-2017, 08:05 PM
http://www.cartoonbrew.com/wp-content/uploads/foghornracist.jpg

https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder749/500x/34058749/-sudden-clarity-clarence-foghorn-leghorn-is-racist-because-he-sounds-like-a-black-preacher-and-is-ma.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/1NFCp.jpg

Makes you think.....

pv4
06-06-2017, 08:42 PM
They're teaching their young

http://thefw.com/files/2013/05/Duckling.gif

plague
06-06-2017, 09:01 PM
They're teaching their young

http://thefw.com/files/2013/05/Duckling.gif

humans cant kill and barbecue these ****ers fast enough.

The Dunster
06-06-2017, 09:42 PM
http://www.abc.net.au/cm/lb/5057592/data/animal-attack-gif-data.gif

Savage unprovoked attack on a defenceless human.

belchardo
07-06-2017, 06:40 PM
22 hours since plague last posted in this thread. have the birds got to him????

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQOta68mRqmznvXJmSU7Lmezb_RBv2K6 dPYqB4eaYhaRP6GUoRqCg

plague
07-06-2017, 07:53 PM
22 hours since plague last posted in this thread. have the birds got to him????


thank you for your concern. im ok, just been working on something pretty big.

you guys might want to have a seat, its a game changer.

will post results soon.

plague
07-06-2017, 08:05 PM
ok guys. ive been going through my bird archives and came across this.


Please note the first photo, taken in the early 70's:
http://pedestriantv-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/article/2014/12/09/hey-hey-619-386.jpg

Now check this one out, taken in 2009:
https://www.heyhey.tv/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/058558-hey-hey-its-saturday-gallery-portrait-366x488-copy.jpg

Notice the human form has aged in relation to the earth timeline, BUT THE BIRD LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME AGE.

Pretty much the only thing I can relate this too is the following revelation made last year by Batman.

World War One:
https://cdn.bleedingcool.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/wonder-woman-wwi-600x316.jpg

Current day:
http://juliesaysso.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/wonder-woman-190340.jpg


so in conclusion:
1. Birds have somehow slowed the ageing process and CAN NEVER DIE.
2. They probably live on a mysterious island with other birds where they train with weapons and stuff.
3. Gal Gadot is super hot. Like seriously super hot.

baldrick
07-06-2017, 08:08 PM
This thread is completely not what I was expecting it to be

plague
07-06-2017, 08:11 PM
More evidence that Birds cannot be killed.

Firstly this:
https://media3.giphy.com/media/fRRD3T37DeY6Y/giphy.gif#3-grid1

and this:
https://media3.giphy.com/media/13i3rWt5oIf7ws/giphy.gif




but yet, here it is. STILL ALIVE!!!!
http://www.nationalnannies.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/tweety.jpg

pv4
07-06-2017, 08:34 PM
http://www.abc.net.au/cm/lb/5057592/data/animal-attack-gif-data.gif

Savage unprovoked attack on a defenceless human.

Those damn penguins even learnt how to fly

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT7v771g87ecS5QEbLAUEYwgQLh-avvsY1gu3BTUGS5kAjCMSdn

Couscous
07-06-2017, 09:02 PM
This peacock destroyed $500 worth of wine. Just because.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2YY05dzZY0

belchardo
08-06-2017, 06:32 AM
that cop :D

pv4
08-06-2017, 09:40 AM
I read that Ostriches have the largest eyes of any land animal, and that their eyes are bigger than their brains. Why exactly do they need such big eyes? What are they seeing that all other land animals aren't seeing? Important questions.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3212/2705112662_9d90283d02.jpg]

plague
08-06-2017, 10:50 AM
I read that Ostriches have the largest eyes of any land animal, and that their eyes are bigger than their brains. Why exactly do they need such big eyes? What are they seeing that all other land animals aren't seeing? Important questions.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3212/2705112662_9d90283d02.jpg]

They are for looking right into the depths of your soul right before they MURDER YOU WITH THEIR BIRD NINJA SKILL.

The Dunster
08-06-2017, 11:50 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONiCTObpux4

They are even training to take over the A-league.

pv4
08-06-2017, 11:57 AM
Birds are slowly but surely destroying the lives of us humans for their own takeover.

Take, for example, former Socceroo Adam Sarota.

https://www.fourfourtwo.com.au/news/sarota-my-ankle-was-90-degrees-431207


My left ankle was completely 90 degrees. If you look at a clock, it was facing nine o’clock

90 degrees, my fellow humans.

But HOW does this link to Birds, you ask? His club at the time:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3c/Go_Ahead_Eagles.png

belchardo
08-06-2017, 09:41 PM
some of them are very good at hiding. the new zealand storm petrel hid for 150 years until some photographers snapped a few shots of them. since then, scientists have been fighting back and managed to plant some spytrackers on a few of the dumber ones who led them to their breeding places...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand_storm_petrel

i should cross-post to the forza science thread to recognise the patriotic efforts of these intrepid scientists.

hawk
08-06-2017, 10:57 PM
3 pages and not one. Any aussies in here? seriously

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-dRhQW7cdE0/S2wzrX7CvOI/AAAAAAAAACE/aiB4e9DkZqI/s400/BBQ+Chicken.jpg

Jetmaster
09-06-2017, 08:03 AM
They are promiscuous...

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w273/jasper12869/Pluck-a-Duck.jpg

The Dunster
20-06-2017, 06:35 PM
https://i.redd.it/b1l6n0xe0b7y.png

The Dunster
20-06-2017, 06:37 PM
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ron-swanson-swan-ronson.jpg

Jeterpool
20-06-2017, 07:13 PM
3 pages and not one. Any aussies in here? seriously

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-dRhQW7cdE0/S2wzrX7CvOI/AAAAAAAAACE/aiB4e9DkZqI/s400/BBQ+Chicken.jpg

Says the man with the username "HAWK"

plague
20-06-2017, 07:55 PM
Says the man with the username "HAWK"

Holy shit, ONE OF THEM HAS BEEN LIVING AMONGST US ALL THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!

hawk
20-06-2017, 10:43 PM
not quite

hawk
20-06-2017, 10:44 PM
hmmm, some noobs not in on the old Foz 1.0?

Jeterpool
21-06-2017, 07:12 AM
hmmm, some noobs not in on the old Foz 1.0?

You've not put your old Hawkeye picture up. I saw the opportunity. I took it

pv4
21-06-2017, 08:30 AM
The Confeds Cup is all a front. Check out the Russian Football Union logo:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/77/Russian_Football_Union.png

plague
21-06-2017, 08:45 AM
The Confeds Cup is all a front. Check out the Russian Football Union logo:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/77/Russian_Football_Union.png

Clearly a vehicle to funnel mob money and petro dollars into equipping the bird army that will eventually start the war on humans.

pv4
21-06-2017, 03:23 PM
Anyone watch the movie The Dark Crystal when younger (I know Bon did) and be absolutely fxxxing petrified of the Skeksis?

http://www.bookmice.net/darkchilde/dark/skeksis2.jpg

According to their wiki page they are "part reptile, part predatory bird, part dragon".

Jim Henson is an actual monster for creating these things.

Actually, on the topic of Jim Henson, he gave us the ultimate predator in Big Bird:

https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/f/fe/SesameStreet-EarlyBigBird.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120123200100

And the party pooper killjoy bird from The Muppets, Sam the Eagle:

https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/0/07/Sam_Eagle.JPG/revision/latest?cb=20110117133053

hawk
21-06-2017, 11:47 PM
You've not put your old Hawkeye picture up. I saw the opportunity. I took it

:shock::rof::rof::rof:

Jeterpool
22-06-2017, 09:39 AM
:shock::rof::rof::rof:

http://www.newcastlefootball.net/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=1455&d=1498088313

Bon
22-06-2017, 09:42 AM
Anyone watch the movie The Dark Crystal when younger (I know Bon did) and be absolutely fxxxing petrified of the Skeksis?

http://www.bookmice.net/darkchilde/dark/skeksis2.jpg


You just HAD to post a picture of the evil ****ers, didn't you???

plague
22-06-2017, 12:24 PM
Notice how in superhero movies birds are always the bad guys and never the hero.

Hollywood knows.

belchardo
22-06-2017, 12:40 PM
Notice how in superhero movies birds are always the bad guys and never the hero.

Hollywood knows.

but they're fighting against that...

Birdman
Hawkeye from the Avengers
Robin (sidekick to batman, but all the stuff we are revealing about birds makes you wonder if he really is the brains behind the duo)

pv4
22-06-2017, 01:09 PM
Robin (sidekick to batman, but all the stuff we are revealing about birds makes you wonder if he really is the brains behind the duo)

So what you're saying is the true enemy is Jospeh Gordon-Levitt..

plague
22-06-2017, 02:00 PM
but they're fighting against that...

Birdman
Hawkeye from the Avengers
Robin (sidekick to batman, but all the stuff we are revealing about birds makes you wonder if he really is the brains behind the duo)

Counter point:

Hawkeye, not a real bird, has no actual superpowers. HOLLYWOOD WILL NORMALISE YOU WITH OUR SCRIPTWRITING!!!

Robin: Zac Snyder murdered him before he even got on screen.
Also, Zac Snyder murders everybody.

Birdman: never watched it. YOU CANT MAKE ME LIKE THE BIRD BECAUSE OF YOUR QUICK EDITS AND UNDERLYING ISSUES MICHAEL KEATON!!!!

plague
22-06-2017, 02:06 PM
Also, villain in new Spiderman movie is 'Vulture'.

Hollywood looks like it has made a truly terrible movie therefore hopefully ending the careers of both annoying Spidy guy and all future bird villains.

Brilliant strategy.

hawk
22-06-2017, 08:13 PM
https://s0.yellowpages.com.au/2fee4f2e-c708-4c59-9e45-69d25ba7469b/bayswater-car-rental-logo.jpg

pv4
26-06-2017, 01:32 PM
Why are they so aggressive towards our infrastructure projects?

https://img.utdstc.com/screen/android/desc/angry-birds-rio-008.jpg

pv4
27-06-2017, 07:06 AM
In the NPL thread, bird-enthusiast hawk threw up the idea of NPL players playing for the team closest to where they lived.

Which then made me think of the greatest ever forced transfer in sports history - Adam Banks from the Hawks to the Mighty Ducks.

https://d1o51r9qdgnnlz.cloudfront.net/static_image/8ffe08c5-dcba-444d-bcd2-b426d30e3a8c/static.jpg

But get this right - HAWKS to the Mighty DUCKS. It's a Bird league. Whom knew the birds where infiltrating Hollywood to brainwash young minds with family friendly sporting fun from such a long time ago!!

They even attune us to their attack formations:

https://images-production.global.ssl.fastly.net/uploads/posts/image/129277/flying-v-mighty-ducks-legal.png

And encourage brutality in numbers:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/3d/5c/07/3d5c0769b4980da5872245ca41bd0140.jpg

And let's not forget that the game they are playing is Ice Hockey, which is perfectly summarised by Blue Mountain State's Thad Castle "they play their sport on the hardest surface in the world, with knives on their feet":


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB5iIX2BBMc

We all know the true masterminds behind all this...

https://d919ce141ef35c47fc40-b9166a60eccf0f83d2d9c63fa65b9129.ssl.cf5.rackcdn.c om/images/78647.2e16d0ba.fill-295x279.jpg

It's all linked, people. Open your eyes!!

Jeterpool
28-06-2017, 03:21 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/jun/28/when-magpies-attack-the-swooping-dive-bombing-menace-and-how-to-avoid-them

pv4
07-07-2017, 08:40 AM
What stands in the way of the Socceroos qualifying for our fourth straight World Cup Finals?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/88/JFA_Logo.svg/902px-JFA_Logo.svg.png

belchardo
07-07-2017, 11:45 AM
What stands in the way of the Socceroos qualifying for our fourth straight World Cup Finals?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/88/JFA_Logo.svg/902px-JFA_Logo.svg.png


JESUS CHRIST!!!! WHEN DID THEY GROW a THiRD LEG!!!!!!! THEY'RE 50% MORE EFFICIENT NOW!!!!

The Dunster
07-07-2017, 12:14 PM
http://i.imgur.com/LWEgphR.jpg

Probably responsible for 90% or more of the alleged shark attacks we hear about on the news. But because the birds pretty much control the media the sharks get the blame and the birds keep on killing.

pv4
15-09-2017, 08:52 AM
Jerks get kicked out of the FFA Cup by Adelaide United.

Adelaide United chuck this on their new kit:

http://images.performgroup.com/di/library/Adelaide_United/5/42/201718-adelaide-united-home-kit_13q22px46dikm1cbbubyavqo55.png?t=2132907222

The Dunster
15-09-2017, 01:15 PM
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ron-swanson-swan-ronson.jpg

StannyCFCJET
15-09-2017, 02:10 PM
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ron-swanson-swan-ronson.jpg

HAHAHA too good

The Dunster
15-09-2017, 03:14 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r07oJST41qehr1so1_500.jpg

plague
19-09-2017, 11:15 AM
So the massive controversy in the GGG/Canelo fight the other day.
Fight was close except one judge who gave it 118-110 to Canelo.

The judges name?

Adelaide Byrd.


Stay woke people.

plague
08-10-2017, 10:04 PM
i just spent the past few days in Canberra.

As i took my bike out for a spin, the lady at the hotel (who i can only assume is a member of the resistance) warned me its 'magpie season' outside.


Jesus H Christ she wasnt wrong. They obviously had a dossier on me, because i was attacked from one end of the city to the other.

if ever there was any doubt about who runs the country look no further than the branches of our nations capital.

fear not though comrades, i managed to survive the weekend and return to the Kingdom of Newy even more woke that i was before.

belchardo
09-10-2017, 06:46 PM
lol. it's always entertaining at this time of the year! where'd you ride? there's a nasty little f'ker down towards the eastern end of the lake towards the airport.

plague
09-10-2017, 09:21 PM
lol. it's always entertaining at this time of the year! where'd you ride? there's a nasty little f'ker down towards the eastern end of the lake towards the airport.

yep, around the edge of the lake on the (eastern?) side where the new marina area has been developed (near the glassworks).
he had a few good gos at Plague jnr. Mrs Plague didnt see the funny side of it.
being on bikes with stackhats on meant we were in no real bother, but holy moly the walkers and joggers were getting a pizzling.

the lady at the hotel told us that was the 'calm' side. she said the loop around the museum and western side was like a warzone. we stayed clear of that place.

The Dunster
09-10-2017, 09:39 PM
https://www.magpiealert.com/

Don't leave home before checking this website out.

Canberra looks to be off the charts with agro Magpies.

belchardo
10-10-2017, 08:23 AM
yep, around the edge of the lake on the (eastern?) side where the new marina area has been developed (near the glassworks).
he had a few good gos at Plague jnr. Mrs Plague didnt see the funny side of it.
being on bikes with stackhats on meant we were in no real bother, but holy moly the walkers and joggers were getting a pizzling.

the lady at the hotel told us that was the 'calm' side. she said the loop around the museum and western side was like a warzone. we stayed clear of that place.

kingston foreshore. you must be in the $$ to afford to stay around there. :D

i run the western end quite frequently. i've never had a drama down there. the maggie i was referring to is on the other side of the lake to the foreshore.

i reckon part of the issue is that so many people ride in canberra, and they do seem to hate bike riders!

plague
10-10-2017, 10:58 AM
kingston foreshore. you must be in the $$ to afford to stay around there. :D


Funny you should mention that as Mrs Plague and I did some research, that place has comparable prices to what they charge in the west end of Newy.

I think it’s severely undervalued and anyone looking to buy should snap those up. Rental returns look way better than up here too.

Only issue I’d see is how much protection money you’d need to pay the Bird mafia to keep your family safe.

The Dunster
10-10-2017, 11:11 AM
i reckon part of the issue is that so many people ride in canberra, and they do seem to hate bike riders!

The problem is political correctness and living in a nanny state.

When we were kids of maybe 10 years old we'd walk down to the local newsagent carrying our BSA Meteors, walk up to the counter and ask for a tin of Winchester .22 slugs. We'd then fix the problem.

Today you have too many soft khunts making up ridiculous excuses for the birds which don't seem to apply to other animals or humans.

If a pit-bull looks at someone wrong everyone wants to get them put down. If someone walks within 400m of my house I am not allowed to run up and headbutt or punch them because I think they are a threat to my family. But a magpie can go Martin Bryant every breeding season and people make excuses to condone its behaviour.

Shoot the ****ers. Problem solved.

MFKS
10-10-2017, 11:15 AM
The problem is political correctness and living in a nanny state.

When we were kids of maybe 10 years old we'd walk down to the local newsagent carrying our BSA Meteors, walk up to the counter and ask for a tin of Winchester .22 slugs. We'd then fix the problem.

Today you have too many soft khunts making up ridiculous excuses for the birds which don't seem to apply to other animals or humans.

If a pit-bull looks at someone wrong everyone wants to get them put down. If someone walks within 400m of my house I am not allowed to run up and headbutt or punch them because I think they are a threat to my family. But a magpie can go Martin Bryant every breeding season and people make excuses to condone its behaviour.

Shoot the ****ers. Problem solved.

Have problems with the ****ers at work

Have you seen the hassle you have to go through to get permission to actually shoot the ****ers ??

Then some leftist Muppet gives you approval to execute 20 of the ****ers only and your inundated by 200 of the ****s

That the dumb arse shit we dealing with here

The Dunster
10-10-2017, 11:16 AM
Only issue I’d see is how much protection money you’d need to pay the Bird mafia to keep your family safe.

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/05/47/99/05479941d17ba80246cec4303c0b7087--nice-suits-bird-watching.jpg

http://becausebirds.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Godfather_2124354b-copy.jpg

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/asshanimals/cuckoo4.jpg

The rapidly declining public sector employment and lack of wages growth is an issue as well in Canberra.

plague
15-04-2019, 08:06 PM
Cassowary just sitting round minding his own, gets bored and gores a bloke to death.
They are coming.......
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-04-14/florida-man-killed-by-cassowary/11001692


These are the instruments of death on the end of their legs.
https://img.purch.com/w/660/aHR0cDovL3d3dy5saXZlc2NpZW5jZS5jb20vaW1hZ2VzL2kvMD AwLzEwMy84OTkvb3JpZ2luYWwvY2Fzc293YXJ5LWZvb3QtcGhv dG8tMDE=

God damn thing is a velociraptor with wings.

Hold your loved ones close, the end is nigh.

Jeterpool
26-08-2019, 08:38 AM
Wish the inevitable domination of the world by the birds, I've decided the uprising will be started by Cockatoos.

They're early morning squawking is clearly designed as a sleep-deprivation technique. In addition they've been around my place destroying plants and trees to distract us from what's really going on. I came outside the other morning because they were on my verandah pulling apart my plants - one of them were on the rail with a whole branch hanging out it's mouth with a nonchalant "what are you gonna do about it" look.

I tell you...watch them.

plague
26-08-2019, 10:50 AM
anyone else notice a lot of the media files from the earlier posts on this thread have been 'deleted'?

they know.

be safe everyone. ill be in my panic room til its all over.
https://previews.123rf.com/images/kirsanovv/kirsanovv0904/kirsanovv090400009/4727642-a-close-up-of-the-bird-hawfinch-on-keyboard-of-computer-.jpg

The Dunster
26-08-2019, 11:10 AM
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/07/Starr-170625-9921-Eleusine_indica-with_Forest_and_satellite_dish_with_Laysan_Albatro ss_chicks-Near_Charlie_Barracks_Sand_Island-Midway_Atoll_%2835648917363%29.jpg/800px-Starr-170625-9921-Eleusine_indica-with_Forest_and_satellite_dish_with_Laysan_Albatro ss_chicks-Near_Charlie_Barracks_Sand_Island-Midway_Atoll_%2835648917363%29.jpg

This is bullshit - they are listening in to everything we do and controlling all media transmissions. Poor bloke in the picture hasn't been seen since this pic was taken.

goaliepersempre
06-09-2019, 03:54 PM
1644

Leave this here

plague
06-09-2019, 04:22 PM
The chaotic-good corvid gained notoriety in 2016 for tampering with a crime scene in Vancouver, British Columbia. A man allegedly set a car on fire and was threatening law enforcement with a knife. After the man was arrested, Canuck, who was reportedly observing the incident from the flaming car, snatched up the knife with his beak.

“A cop chased it for about 15 to 20 feet [5 to 6 metres], and then the crow dropped it and took off,” Vancouver Courier reporter Mike Howell told the CBC at the time. “In my 20-plus years reporting from crime scenes, I’ve never seen anything like that crow trying to take a knife.

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_lfill,w_768,q_90/qszd9uemvzsvlkqsgrcd.jpg

i mean, this policeman needs a ****ing medal and immediate raise............but ive no doubt the birds have already caught up with him and murdered him to death or something.

Skirt Boy
06-09-2019, 06:04 PM
I feel cheated. I cam into a thread about birds expecting....................

belchardo
06-09-2019, 09:13 PM
I feel cheated. I cam into a thread about birds expecting....................

You would be looking for the tennis thread then.

Skirt Boy
06-09-2019, 10:36 PM
You would be looking for the tennis thread then.

It's legit shameful that thread. Objectifying female sports stars. It's as if their tennis talents don't matter.

I came here for a thread about birdwatching, breeding and so on.

Bon
18-09-2019, 10:58 AM
I know I'm a few days late on this one, but plague, your biggest fears are realised...
That magpie down near Wollongong that was responsible for the poor old-blokes death.. It's starting...

plague
18-09-2019, 11:47 AM
I know I'm a few days late on this one, but plague, your biggest fears are realised...
That magpie down near Wollongong that was responsible for the poor old-blokes death.. It's starting...

yup.
wont be the last either.

twas interesting that if the Magpie yelled 'allah akbah' there would be an uprising against people of the same ilk.

yet because this one just squarks we all turn a blind eye and keep feeding them bread crumbs at the park.

stay woke.

boz-monaut
18-09-2019, 12:15 PM
my journey to work has had to change for the past few month thanks to the family of jerkarse magpies on Jenner Parade

right where the Labor member for Newcastle lives

clearly magpies are leftist sjws

The Dunster
18-09-2019, 12:36 PM
https://i.redd.it/yys8k51rce201.jpg

Skirt Boy
18-09-2019, 05:46 PM
Magpies are worse than freaking Nazi's...................And don't get me started on Lapwings.

Jetmaster
18-09-2019, 07:37 PM
4.30 every morning something squawks non stop in the tree across the road.

Spring so obviously looking for a root....bastard.

Jeterpool
18-09-2019, 08:01 PM
4.30 every morning something squawks non stop in the tree across the road.

Spring so obviously looking for a root....bastard.

Cut down the tree

plague
18-09-2019, 08:20 PM
4.30 every morning something squawks non stop in the tree across the road.

Spring so obviously looking for a root....bastard.

Storm bird for sure.
The gypo of the bird world. Just sits in a tree whingeing because it's got no mates.
Cannot be killed, chop down the tree and it will sit on your tv aerial.

MFKS
18-09-2019, 10:16 PM
4.30 every morning something squawks non stop in the tree across the road.

Spring so obviously looking for a root....bastard.

Stay out of the tree then

Jeterpool
02-10-2019, 04:08 PM
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-10-02/why-dont-tasmanian-magpies-swoop/11561036

belchardo
02-10-2019, 08:10 PM
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-10-02/why-dont-tasmanian-magpies-swoop/11561036

i know why they don't swoop in tassie - don't know which head to aim at.

Bon
03-10-2019, 08:01 AM
i know why they don't swoop in tassie - don't know which head to aim at.

:lulzturtle:

pv4
04-10-2019, 12:28 PM
Yesterday I experienced by far the worst magpie swooping session I have ever experienced in my life. Beware Fernleigh Track, the cyclists in the area have stirred the hive into a frenzy and there is no such thing as a friendly magpie in sight. When the uprising begins, it begins from Adamstown. This much I am sure.

plague
04-10-2019, 01:43 PM
Which part of the track?

Jeterpool
04-10-2019, 02:21 PM
Which part of the track?

Probably the Belmont end - closest to the coast for the closet gypo

Bon
04-10-2019, 02:22 PM
Probably the Belmont end - closest to the coast for the closet gypo

Wow!!!! Mate, I didn't think you had it in you.. I'm impressed! :gent:

Jeterpool
04-10-2019, 02:27 PM
Wow!!!! Mate, I didn't think you had it in you.. I'm impressed! :gent:

Since Plauge hurt my feelings by bagging out statz nerdz, I've figured "what's the point?" and now experimenting with turning over a new me...

plague
04-10-2019, 03:47 PM
Since Plauge hurt my feelings by bagging out statz nerdz, I've figured "what's the point?" and now experimenting with turning over a new me...

You're welcome by the way.

pv4
04-10-2019, 03:58 PM
Which part of the track?

Atown side. I parked at the cafe on fletcher and ran for my life on the track for a few kms

Jeterpool
04-10-2019, 06:33 PM
Atown side. I parked at the cafe on fletcher and ran for my life on the track for a few kms

See there's your problem. They're swooping you because you're trespassing. You've come too far into newy

plague
06-10-2019, 10:49 PM
i went to the Fernleigh track today start to finish in order to confront the birds.

to my surprise there was not a swoop in sight, this confirmed 2 things.

1. The birds read the foz, and adjust their strategy accordingly.

2. At least the birds show respect for Newy legends like Plague and attack gypos like pv4.

plague
20-10-2019, 09:47 PM
Rooster Kills Australian Woman

A 76-year-old woman died after being pecked by a rooster in South Australia, a recent case study reports.

The aggressive bird attacked the woman’s leg while she was collecting eggs from her chicken coop, causing her to bleed to death.

“This case demonstrates that even relatively small domestic animals may be able to inflict lethal injuries in individuals if there are specific vascular vulnerabilities present,” the researchers write in their report, published in the journal Forensic Science, Medicine and Pathology.

The woman suffered from varicose veins, enlarged veins found in some people’s legs. Though varicose veins are typically benign, hers were large enough that they got in the way of her walking. The rooster pecked her lower left leg, causing significant bleeding. The woman called out to her husband for help, leaving a trail of blood on the way to her house. She collapsed in her driveway and died before help could arrive, according to the case study.

Upon autopsy, the researchers found nothing that directly contributed to her death other than rooster peck-induced blood loss.



Dont get between a daddy and his unborn babies.......

Jeterpool
06-11-2019, 11:16 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/ng-interactive/2019/oct/27/australian-bird-of-the-year-2019-vote-for-your-favourite

This has reached new levels of concern...

plague
06-11-2019, 12:12 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/ng-interactive/2019/oct/27/australian-bird-of-the-year-2019-vote-for-your-favourite

This has reached new levels of concern...

The birds on a relentless PR campaign.
Obviously cashed up and influencing (re:intimidating) the right people.

This has Zuckerberg and Soros written all over it.

plague
26-11-2019, 09:35 AM
So i was recently in Singapore and wanted to go to the zoo (zoos are dope).
Anyway the most famous zoo in Singapore is the Jurong bird park. A sprawling place filed with over 5000 birds.
they had a Cassowary there so i wanted to see it. stood in front of the enclosure for at least 20mins and couldnt see the damn thing.
the place was the size of a small backyard and not in anyway impeded by trees. you could see every corner of the yard.

anyway i turned and told Plague Jnr that it must be dead or something but then we turned back around to walk away and the ****ing thing was standing there 3 feet from us. scared the absolute shit out of us.

so now im convinced that Cassowary's are either part ninja, part bird, or that they can teleport.

either way the mysteries of Harold Holt, JFK and Bruce Samazans acting career have now taken a dramatic turn.

these ****ers can transport themselves into any situation and kill silently in an instant.

it also should be noted that since Singapore zoo has had a cassowary in attendance, it hasnt be invaded.

coincidence?

nope.

Jeterpool
19-08-2021, 07:05 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/commentisfree/2021/aug/19/australian-bird-of-the-year-2021-nominate-your-favourite-for-the-shortlist

I think the next move after this is running as elected officials.

Bremsstrahlung
19-08-2021, 07:33 AM
Was again lured here under false pretences..

To all the Magpies reading this, don’t swoop me. Only shit magpies swoop.

Jeterpool
19-08-2021, 11:44 AM
Was again lured here under false pretences..

To all the Magpies reading this, don’t swoop me. Only shit magpies swoop.

Were you expecting the Tennis thread?

Jetmaster
20-08-2021, 09:53 AM
As noted by The Pikelet Man in Sizzletown.

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