Star Wars Round

[halo se7en]

So it’s this weekend. I’ll admit I’m disappointed we don’t have the home game. Haters, feel free to avoid the thread.

Checking the ins & outs on the A-league website... every team has a Star Wars character in the ‘unavailable’ list with an injury. Even with fiction, we still get screwed over :lol:

Adelaide - Boba Fett
Melbourne V - Poe Dameron
Brisbane - Han Solo
Scum - Yoda
Sydney - Anakin Skywalker
WSW - Kylo Ren
Nix - Luke Skywalker
City - Finn
Perth - Mace Windu

And who do we get? Wedge Antilles. Who the **** is that? Seriously.... :lol:

[plague]

And who do we get? Wedge Antilles. Who the **** is that? Seriously.... :lol:

this is gonna be the best thread right up until some NERDY NERD star wars geek starts with the #wellactually

until then.

wasnt Wedge Lukes mate who helped blow up the death star but got zero credit all because glory boy Luke got the final shot?

suits the Jets. never get the credit.

although Sydney needed to be Luke, who is a little whiny bitch who lucked into all the gifts and blessings. and even though hes the focal point of the story, no one likes him and really he got away with murder and no one cared.....typical sydney.

[plague]

also, the Double-Eff-aye has no sense of humour because the ultimate troll would have been to make a team Jar Jar because **** Jar Jar.

[plague]

best thread Halo. 5 stars.

[plague]

Wedge Antilles. Who the **** is that?

behold in all his nerdy nerdness
http://cdn1us.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeekus/files/2017/02/star-wars-wedge-antilles.jpg

[plague]

i dont think Wedge did any good with the ladies

[plague]

also, this shit has Benny ONeills fingerprints all over it.

[plague]

also, i laugh at this tweet every single time i think of it.
every.
single.
time.


https://pics.me.me/spencer-perry-thespencerperry-my-favorite-scene-in-star-wars-is-28975561.png

[belchardo]

i'll admit i hated it at first, but i'm going to roll with it (BB8 style)...until i get sick of dickhead commentators banging on about it. then i'll be right back into hating it.

[Hunter403]

where is Obi Wan, Chewy and Qui Gon? Let's not be sexist either, where is the woman with the ear muffs?

Hell, I'd prefer we had Palpatine than that bloke!

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[baldrick]

I want a BB8 ball. Seriously.

[plague]

I want a BB8 ball. Seriously.

ahhh see this is a fantastic opportunity missed.

Gallop OUT
Baldrick IN.

[plague]

or a Death Star ball?

[belchardo]

ahhh see this is a fantastic opportunity missed.

Gallop OUT
Baldrick IN.

dude, they've already done it.

http://www.rebelsport.com.au/Product/Hyundai-A-League-Star-Wars-BB-8-Soccer-Ball/54990401?menuFrom=32201

not sure about the death star ball though.

[MFKS]

Why ain't we Jabba the Hutt??

We are about as useful as him

[belchardo]

please tell me the assistants will have lightsabers...

[halo se7en]

please tell me the assistants will have lightsabers...

:lol: best idea yet

[halo se7en]

where is Obi Wan, Chewy and Qui Gon? Let's not be sexist either, where is the woman with the ear muffs?

Hell, I'd prefer we had Palpatine than that bloke!

1513

So many more options ahead of the guy we got.. can’t even remember his name and don’t want to scroll up

[plague]

dude, they've already done it.

http://www.rebelsport.com.au/Product/Hyundai-A-League-Star-Wars-BB-8-Soccer-Ball/54990401?menuFrom=32201

not sure about the death star ball though.

well hot dang.

im off to Rebel tomoz.

jeenyuss marketing.
http://media.supercheapauto.com.au/sports/images/zooms/54990401-zoom.jpg

[plague]

please tell me the assistants will have lightsabers...

awwwwwwww sheeeeeeeeeeettttttt this is like heroin in my veins.


GIVE ME MORE!!!!!!

[belchardo]

where is Obi Wan, Chewy and Qui Gon? Let's not be sexist either, where is the woman with the ear muffs?

Hell, I'd prefer we had Palpatine than that bloke!

1513

hang on, isn't frank lowy the emperor?


(sorry, spoiler alert!)

[belchardo]

oh, i get it now.

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[plague]

hang on, isn't frank lowy the emperor?


(sorry, spoiler alert!)


uncanny
https://i.imgur.com/Iviykh4.gif

https://1001movienights.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/4116980-7028576445-7b0ec.gif?w=269&h=152&zoom=2

[plague]

https://media.giphy.com/media/TssqSFxnYtxw4/giphy.gif

[StannyCFCJET]

uncanny
https://i.imgur.com/Iviykh4.gif

https://1001movienights.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/4116980-7028576445-7b0ec.gif?w=269&h=152&zoom=2

This may be the best thing you've ever posted

[Retro Jet]

behold in all his nerdy nerdness
http://cdn1us.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeekus/files/2017/02/star-wars-wedge-antilles.jpg

And on Saturday night we can call for every ping on target:
"Good shot, Janson!"

[Retro Jet]

I want a BB8 ball. Seriously.

Yeah, me too.


So many more options ahead of the guy we got.. can’t even remember his name and don’t want to scroll up

BB8 has to be better than Clut, doesn't he? About the same height too.
Sign him up!

[halo se7en]

uncanny
https://i.imgur.com/Iviykh4.gif

https://1001movienights.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/4116980-7028576445-7b0ec.gif?w=269&h=152&zoom=2

Side note, how’s the guy that starts running towards Lowy, then thinks “**** it, the other dude’s got it covered”

[Jetmaster]

Why ain't we Jabba the Hutt??

We are about as useful as him

We had him...

https://www.fairfaxstatic.com.au/content/dam/images/1/6/d/h/4/image.related.articleLeadNarrow.300x0.16d3o.png/1286676041047.jpg

I hate Star Wars...never watched it and never will. Always fast forward the pod when Furns goes on with his fanboi stuff!

Make more sense to have an EPL round where we all pretend to be an EPL side with EPL subs.

[evolution]

So it’s this weekend. I’ll admit I’m disappointed we don’t have the home game. Haters, feel free to avoid the thread.

Checking the ins & outs on the A-league website... every team has a Star Wars character in the ‘unavailable’ list with an injury. Even with fiction, we still get screwed over :lol:

Adelaide - Boba Fett
Melbourne V - Poe Dameron
Brisbane - Han Solo
Scum - Yoda
Sydney - Anakin Skywalker
WSW - Kylo Ren
Nix - Luke Skywalker
City - Finn
Perth - Mace Windu

And who do we get? Wedge Antilles. Who the **** is that? Seriously.... :lol:

Gypos should have got Luke Skywalker, he did kiss his sister after all.

[Bon]

Wow.. Top notch thread..
I can't distribute enough Lulz Turtles to adequately appreciate everything..

[Jeterpool]

We had him...

https://www.fairfaxstatic.com.au/content/dam/images/1/6/d/h/4/image.related.articleLeadNarrow.300x0.16d3o.png/1286676041047.jpg

I hate Star Wars...never watched it and never will. Always fast forward the pod when Furns goes on with his fanboi stuff!

Make more sense to have an EPL round where we all pretend to be an EPL side with EPL subs.

Will make sure this gets a mention

[Jeterpool]

So what's the Star Trek equivalent?

The NPLs?

[plague]

Make more sense to have an EPL round where we all pretend to be an EPL side with EPL subs.

Geez that’s a good discussion point who’s more insufferable, Star Wars nerdz or EPL fanz?

[belchardo]

Geez that’s a good discussion point who’s more insufferable, Star Wars nerdz or EPL fanz?

easy, a star wars loving EPL nerd.

[Jetmaster]

uncanny
https://i.imgur.com/Iviykh4.gif

https://1001movienights.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/4116980-7028576445-7b0ec.gif?w=269&h=152&zoom=2

Gallop so reminds me of the Road Runner watching Coyote fall off a cliff there.

[belchardo]

Gallop so reminds me of the Road Runner watching Coyote fall off a cliff there.

i like the way he saves the trophy and the table over lowy.

[belchardo]

ben kalfallah :rof:

it's the gif that keeps on giving.

[turbojetfireV8]

Side note, how’s the guy that starts running towards Lowy, then thinks “**** it, the other dude’s got it covered”

well he is old, might have a heart attack and need CPR, I'd have backed off too when I thought about it...

[hawk]

I hate Star Wars...never watched it and never will. Always fast forward the pod when Furns goes on with his fanboi stuff.

Pod needs more balls man

[belchardo]

no light sabres last night. very disappointing.

honestly, i didn't really notice much reference to it at all during the match.

[WolfMan]

no light sabres last night. very disappointing.

honestly, i didn't really notice much reference to it at all during the match.

You'll probably find it done to death in the Sydney Derby

[The Dunster]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/59/21/8d/59218ddf082c041218858a0c503f4784.jpg

[Retro Jet]

That's 0-0 between the Wookies and the Ewoks.

And for our next game we have the First Order vs the Galactic Empire...

[Wilso8948]

So I've seen some storm troopers on the walk out for the Derby. Wtf was with the big hype over this? Was expecting Darth Vader walk out music at the very least!

[Retro Jet]

So I've seen some storm troopers on the walk out for the Derby. Wtf was with the big hype over this? Was expecting Darth Vader walk out music at the very least!

+1
With those 2 pack o' turds it should have been The Imperial March or GTFO.
Can confirm the piece is a regular on ABCFM and not just on May the Fourth.

[Jetmaster]

So Stars Wars round is over and we now have "Spanish Round" - ffs.

[Jeterpool]

So Stars Wars round is over and we now have "Spanish Round" - ffs.

Serious?? Spanish round?

[MFKS]

So Stars Wars round is over and we now have "Spanish Round" - ffs.

So can I say to Isais this weekend that his mama is a whore in Spanish I take it??

[Retro Jet]

So can I say to Isais this weekend that his mama is a whore in Spanish I take it??
Spanish round? Mierde!
Or, in the words of Frank Booth, (Blue Velvet) "F**k that shit!"

Glory(hole) v Jerks:- It's a trap!
https://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/article/2017/12/11/five-things-we-learned-league-round-10?cx_cid=edm:twg:2017

Keep this thread alive and lasers blasting.

[boz-monaut]

so does this Spanish round mean we can bring Spanish flags in to the ground?

can we also have a German round, or maybe a Yugoslav round?

[MFKS]

so does this Spanish round mean we can bring Spanish flags in to the ground?

can we also have a German round, or maybe a Yugoslav round?

Being the FFA are still against ethnic teams etc I backing we won't get a Croatian or Greek round

Just stick to the new dawn safe nationalities and ignore the ethnics and their contribution to the code in Australia currently and in the past as they like to do

FFA don't know any history pre 2005

[StannyCFCJET]

Wait im confused is Spanish round actually happening?

[plague]

Wait im confused is Spanish round actually happening?

Yes they are even doing patronising stereotype ads on Fox with a Spanish commentator called ‘Miguel’.

You know, because those wacky foreigners and their funny ‘goooooooaaaaalllllll’ chants.

Half expecting John Cleese to make an appearance being a proper khunt to his homie Manuel just to top it all off.

[380]

so does this Spanish round mean we can bring Spanish flags in to the ground?

can we also have a German round, or maybe a Yugoslav round?

North Korea round. Lots of rockets allowed into the ground that weekend.

[hawk]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/cf/5c/12/cf5c1226e062e833e807bae6cb209ff5--star-wars-characters-willy-wonka.jpg

https://media.giphy.com/media/qxGWNLgIjNRmM/giphy.gif

[plague]

i do love that Spain is probably the most divided 1st world country on earth at the moment innt?

The Catalans, the Loyalists, the Basques. cor blimey cant wait til some drunk aussie bogan comes to a game dressed as General Franco for a larf.

edit: FFA just announced 'blackface' round scheduled for late August. Get out your minstrel costumes lads, its gonna be lit.

[belchardo]

Yes they are even doing patronising stereotype ads on Fox with a Spanish commentator called ‘Miguel’.

yo plague: http://miguelmaestre.com.au/

[MFKS]

i do love that Spain is probably the most divided 1st world country on earth at the moment innt?

The Catalans, the Loyalists, the Basques. cor blimey cant wait til some drunk aussie bogan comes to a game dressed as General Franco for a larf.

edit: FFA just announced 'blackface' round scheduled for late August. Get out your minstrel costumes lads, its gonna be lit.

You might want to edit that out

You know the clowns at the FFA are that stupid they probably implement your idea

[hawk]

i do love that Spain is probably the most divided 1st world country on earth at the moment innt?

The Catalans, the Loyalists, the Basques. cor blimey cant wait til some drunk aussie bogan comes to a game dressed as General Franco for a larf.

edit: FFA just announced 'blackface' round scheduled for late August. Get out your minstrel costumes lads, its gonna be lit.

Harry loves it.

http://ghk.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/15/12/480x240/550927a27f80f-1113-other-half-harry-connick-xln.jpg

[plague]

yo plague: http://miguelmaestre.com.au/

yeah thts my point.

"oh looks its a funny foreigner who does the goal scoring call like all the other funny foreigners" (totally ignoring who he really is).
its almost as if there are no other spaniards in the public eye who we can ask serious legit questions about their country and culture.


FFA has just released the new ad for their upcoming 'African American round'
https://media1.tenor.com/images/2506e329201f623f01999f4bd8fd71a1/tenor.gif?itemid=3548435

[hawk]

Have a spanish benny hill chase with some head slapping and ozzies are in

[Retro Jet]

Have a spanish benny hill chase with some head slapping and ozzies are in

Yackety Sax ftw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

Just throw in a few castanets and Bob's yer uncle!

[Jetmaster]

Santo, Sam and Ed way ahead as usual...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ks9P9TGFfw

[hawk]

^"no racism round wheres the fun in that" rofl

[Retro Jet]

May the 4th be with you...