Another Jets Implosion

[MFKS]

Ok

I booked overseas travel for April as I felt pretty confident that we be not playing after Rd 27
(Well seemed a safe bet after 10 years no finals etc)

11 Rounds done and dusted and these cunce are showing no sign of the wheels falling off. Far from it
They even jagging tinny arse wins on the road in the last few minutes

When this ****ing implosion starting this season to slip to the spoon or 7th place etc

Time ticking and it not looking likely though I still have faith we can do it

This could well be our finest hour to date if we can pull this off

What we need to do to kick start the self sabotage??

[lquiquer]

Ok

I booked overseas travel for April as I felt pretty confident that we be not playing after Rd 27
(Well seemed a safe bet after 10 years no finals etc)

11 Rounds done and dusted and these cunce are showing no sign of the wheels falling off. Far from it
They even jagging tinny arse wins on the road in the last few minutes

When this ****ing implosion starting this season to slip to the spoon or 7th place etc

Time ticking and it not looking likely though I still have faith we can do it

This could well be our finest hour to date if we can pull this off

What we need to do to kick start the self sabotage??

Where you off to Member?..... (That's when I'm off to South Am).....But back the day before the GF and the CEO is telling me I can't buy a ticket yet??!!!!

[baldrick]

When is the grand final sposed to be ?

I’m away early May..

[lquiquer]

7th May I think

[MFKS]

Where you off to Member?..... (That's when I'm off to South Am).....But back the day before the GF and the CEO is telling me I can't buy a ticket yet??!!!!

Usual place

I be back for our GF appearance and coronation as Champions when Griff comes out of retirement to score the winning goal in the GF AGAIN

But I be missing the first two weeks of the play offs

I off just after we hit Shittongue again to do the treble on them this season

[hawk]

After just watching Smurfs play it safe to say we are the best side in the comp

This title is ours to throw away

Skitzo Tales by member

[baldrick]

7th May I think


Shit.

[Jetmaster]

Bumped for Membah fans....looks like he has been sunning himself.

[plague]

still a 50/50 chance of it happening.

[Couscous]

I really wanted to meet him this weekend.

[boz-monaut]

it is three months or so since he said some homophobic nonsense - his ban ends tomorrow at around 9 p.m.

unless we extend it out of spite

[380]

it is three months or so since he said some homophobic nonsense - his ban ends tomorrow at around 9 p.m.

unless we extend it out of spite


:thumbsup::yay::chant:

[plague]

I really wanted to meet him this weekend.

hes not dead you know.

[Couscous]

But isn't he in Thailand? He booked yonks ago.

[The Hacker]

it is three months or so since he said some homophobic nonsense - his ban ends tomorrow at around 9 p.m.

unless we extend it out of spite

9:01pm tomorrow could be interesting

[q-money]

free the member

[Bon]

free the member

Pretty sure he is doing that over in Malaysia atm... :gent:

[hawk]

it is three months or so since he said some homophobic nonsense - his ban ends tomorrow at around 9 p.m.

unless we extend it out of spite

its only been 2 months. Member is a twitter hound now

[MFKS]

still a 50/50 chance of it happening.
What the **** you mean by 50/50 chance??

This is the Jets we talking about

This club is built on the foundations of shooting itself in the foot

All week all these ****ing plastic ****s have comne out of the woodwork going on about how great we are and that we are going to win the league etc

All i been doing is shitting bricks at the prospect of these ****s doing what they are actually good for and **** things up

Can see it now Griff will have scored the winning goal in the GF AGAIN and we be 1-0 up and coasting and Hoffman will miss a tap in from a yard out with 5 to go

In injury time Boogaard will needlessly hack sone one down and give away a penalty

In extra time your mate Leroy George will turn your trash comments on their ear and run amok and we will be left to watch Leigh Broxham nd Mus**** hold up a trophy on our pitch


Ohh we all know it is highly likely to happen.

Supporting the Jets is on par with being an ice junkie


It high time we prepared ourselves for the ****ing misery tomorrow will inflict because anything else than losing will be a ****ing bonus

[Jetmaster]

Some things never change...

[Jeterpool]

Well his ban has certainly been lifted

[boz-monaut]

we should ban him again but he's pretty spot on right there

something something broken clock right twice a day something something

[plague]

What the **** you mean by 50/50 chance??

This is the Jets we talking about

This club is built on the foundations of shooting itself in the foot

All week all these ****ing plastic ****s have comne out of the woodwork going on about how great we are and that we are going to win the league etc

All i been doing is shitting bricks at the prospect of these ****s doing what they are actually good for and **** things up

Can see it now Griff will have scored the winning goal in the GF AGAIN and we be 1-0 up and coasting and Hoffman will miss a tap in from a yard out with 5 to go

In injury time Boogaard will needlessly hack sone one down and give away a penalty

In extra time your mate Leroy George will turn your trash comments on their ear and run amok and we will be left to watch Leigh Broxham nd Mus**** hold up a trophy on our pitch


Ohh we all know it is highly likely to happen.

Supporting the Jets is on par with being an ice junkie


It high time we prepared ourselves for the ****ing misery tomorrow will inflict because anything else than losing will be a ****ing bonus

New phone, who dis?

[hawk]

In extra time your mate Leroy George will turn your trash comments on their ear and run amok and we will be left to watch Leigh Broxham nd Mus**** hold up a trophy on our pitch


Cue the "we had good year tirade" after we get robbed blind.

[plague]

In extra time your mate Leroy George will turn your trash comments on their ear and run amok and we will be left to watch Leigh Broxham nd Mus**** hold up a trophy on our pitch

whats this 'we' shit homie?

Ive got things to do saturday night, you guys can sit through it, text me a score update yeah???

[MFKS]

Cue the "we had good year tirade" after we get robbed blind.

There will be none of that shit

We are at home
We have 30k cheering us on
We playing a team who we historically beat at this venue
We playing a team we beaten twice already this season
We in good form
We are legitimately going into the match as betting favourites
We have Griff they dont

I dont give a **** who is on their books
We turn up and play well tomorrow night then we will win

We are the better team

[turbojetfireV8]

As long as the boys stick to Ernie's game plan and don't bottle it like you guys they can do this, it's the Tards who should be worried, Muscat isn't a gracious man, if and when he gets the schitts there'll be blood on the walls of their changeroom from him banging their heads into it before they can get away from him...

[The Hacker]

There will be none of that shit

We are at home
We have 30k cheering us on
We playing a team who we historically beat at this venue
We playing a team we beaten twice already this season
We in good form
We are legitimately going into the match as betting favourites
We have Griff they dont

I dont give a **** who is on their books
We turn up and play well tomorrow night then we will win

We are the better team

+1

[plague]

interesting stat form Fox last night because stats are the one true arbiter.

since the inception of the A-League Newcastle has the WORST home ground record of any team in the comp.

enjoy tomorrow night everyone.....

[hawk]

Nah itll be right.

Victory only wins gfs when they finish 1st. but they have only lost gfs on pens and never lost in normal time.

We only win when finishing 2nd.

Although, refs never give pens against them, Berisha never goes off hurt.

make of any stat what you will.

The ref will decide it. crap

[halo se7en]

interesting stat form Fox last night because stats are the one true arbiter.

since the inception of the A-League Newcastle has the WORST home ground record of any team in the comp.

enjoy tomorrow night everyone.....

And I think Melbourne’s record against us is their worst against any A-league opposition. So both stats will cancel each other out, it’ll finish 0-0 and the PK shootout will be never ending because no-one will ever miss

[hawk]

There will be none of that shit

We are at home
We have 30k cheering us on
We playing a team who we historically beat at this venue
We playing a team we beaten twice already this season
We in good form
We are legitimately going into the match as betting favourites
We have Griff they dont

I dont give a **** who is on their books
We turn up and play well tomorrow night then we will win

We are the better team

betting favourites well its all over then.

you ever beaten a ref? lol answers itself

[plague]

And I think Melbourne’s record against us is their worst against any A-league opposition. So both stats will cancel each other out, it’ll finish 0-0 and the PK shootout will be never ending because no-one will ever miss

I think if it goes past 11 pens they decide the winner by 'most evades'.

[MFKS]

I think if it goes past 11 pens they decide the winner by 'most evades'.


No we decide it by who gets the best match swiping right on Tinder


Could really miss Raheem tonight

***

[MFKS]

Shooting ourselves in the foot is what we do best

Forza Newy

[hawk]

There will be none of that shit

We are at home
We have 30k cheering us on
We playing a team who we historically beat at this venue
We playing a team we beaten twice already this season
We in good form
We are legitimately going into the match as betting favourites
We have Griff they dont

I dont give a **** who is on their books
We turn up and play well tomorrow night then we will win

We are the better team

listen to this retard.

[MFKS]

listen to this retard.

If we had of we would have won

We bottled it tonight

Havent seen some one choke like that since the Gypos in a GF

[hawk]

Cue the "we had good year tirade" after we get robbed blind.

****ing spot on cunce.

[hawk]

If we had of we would have won

We bottled it tonight

Havent seen some one choke like that since the Gypos in a GF

or var could have done its job.