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plague
23-12-2017, 02:33 PM
ok lads, come on in and confess your sins.
if it makes you feel better state your wins in the house of Griff.

Be warned, receipts have been kept all over this place. No fibs.

Ill go first.


I was correct on Ivan, Johnny K and the Ugabooga Man. Loved them from the start.


I was so so wrong on Dimi, Georgevski and Merrick.

I ask Griff for forgiveness.



also, the Gypo CEO will always be a gypo so i aint apologising for nothing with that bloke.

StannyCFCJET
23-12-2017, 02:58 PM
ok lads, come on in and confess your sins.
if it makes you feel better state your wins in the house of Griff.

Be warned, receipts have been kept all over this place. No fibs.

Ill go first.


I was correct on Ivan, Johnny K and the Ugabooga Man. Loved them from the start.


I was so so wrong on Dimi, Georgevski and Merrick.

I ask Griff for forgiveness.



also, the Gypo CEO will always be a gypo so i aint apologising for nothing with that bloke.
Haven't rated Kanta since 09 and was worried about signing Topor and Moss. Topor because of his age/pace and Moss wasnt too good at the nix. Glad all three have proven me wrong. Oh after round 1 last year thought Brown was on track to be our best ever import haha

Jeterpool
23-12-2017, 06:17 PM
I once posted on here that I thought Allan Welsh would be a future Jets captain.

Jetmaster
23-12-2017, 06:34 PM
I once posted on here that I thought Allan Welsh would be a future Jets captain.

Bwwwaaaahaaahaaahhhaaaa!

Mark325
23-12-2017, 06:47 PM
I once thought Andrew Hoole was good

StannyCFCJET
23-12-2017, 06:49 PM
I once thought Andrew Hoole was good

On his debut at RB against the roar?

MFKS
23-12-2017, 07:44 PM
I got nothing to add here

I never wrong

So.......

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plague
23-12-2017, 07:49 PM
I once posted on here that I thought Allan Welsh would be a future Jets captain.

this is the greatest post in the history of the foz.

praise be to Griff that He comes and repents you from your sins.

plague
23-12-2017, 07:51 PM
I got nothing to add here

I never wrong

So.......

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hahahaaha the big man upstairs is watching you and your fibs.

repent now or forever be known as the bloke that looked down on Tarek.

beg Griff for forgiveness.

MFKS
23-12-2017, 07:57 PM
hahahaaha the big man upstairs is watching you and your fibs.

repent now or forever be known as the bloke that looked down on Tarek.

beg Griff for forgiveness.

Tarek ??

Stand by my comments he a state league player

Can't even get in the Pissants team

plague
23-12-2017, 08:00 PM
Tarek ??

Stand by my comments he a state league player

Can't even get in the Pissants team

yep the bloke with the GF winners medal and the torn ACL.

you have yourself a very Merry Christmas mate.

Jetmaster
23-12-2017, 08:20 PM
I hate the Smurfs more than the Gypos.

Hunter403
23-12-2017, 08:27 PM
I confess that I thought Wayne Brown would be a new Nick Carle for us.

I confess I thought Kanta would never live up to the potential some thought he had. He is now.

I confess that I always knew Hoole was rubbish. Hardly a sin but I want it out there!

I confess I have a friend that is a Scum member. I confess to giving him hell all season. Does the first sin here get cancelled out by the second good deed?

I confess I hate red and blue as our club colours and want the gold back

Please forgive me Lord Griff. Sometimes, I just don't know what I am doing.

Hutcho
23-12-2017, 08:49 PM
I confess I’m still waiting for the collapse. I just can’t shake the feeling. Watching this year is like playing a game of fifa.

halo se7en
23-12-2017, 10:01 PM
My confession is I work in Gosford, 100m from shittongue, and don’t have a Jets sticker on my car for fear of it getting keyed on the odd occasion I’m game enough to park under that bridge. The real crime is that I haven’t pissed on their stadium yet...

Couscous
23-12-2017, 10:15 PM
I genuinely believed Kaz Patafta would have a second coming, with the Jets, and it would work.

Jeterpool
23-12-2017, 10:45 PM
this is the greatest post in the history of the foz.

praise be to Griff that He comes and repents you from your sins.

I think even he'd laugh at me when I confess.

pv4
23-12-2017, 10:51 PM
I got nothing to add here

I never wrong

So.......

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Ronnie Vargas' ankle says hello

pv4
23-12-2017, 11:02 PM
Confessions:
- I still think Andrew Hoole is a fantastic player and still miss him.
- I thought Dimi Petratos would be nothing more than a not-quite-quick-enough winger for us this year.
- I tipped WSW for the Minor Premiership this season and still think their squad is too good not to have achieved this.
- I was quoted on here before the game and on the jerkstream preview podcast saying we should have rested Ronnie Vargas for the Brisbane away game because he would get a serious injury in that game, and he did get that injury. And I blame MFKFC entirely for this.
- I still do not rate Tarek Elrich.
- I still think letting David Carney go was a mistake.
- I own one of this seasons jerseys, even after I lampooned the shit out of the design of them and still will do so.
- I still do not trust Lawrie McKinna at all. A lot of the shit he has done or is doing, if we weren't winning on the field he would IMO be getting absolutely lampooned for. I can't wait for him to be weeded out. I've heard a lot of positive feedback supporting this view (read: at least one person I've talked to agrees - sup lawrie).

lquiquer
23-12-2017, 11:10 PM
Confessions:
- I still think Andrew Hoole is a fantastic player and still miss him.
- I thought Dimi Petratos would be nothing more than a not-quite-quick-enough winger for us this year.
- I tipped WSW for the Minor Premiership this season and still think their squad is too good not to have achieved this.
- I was quoted on here before the game and on the jerkstream preview podcast saying we should have rested Ronnie Vargas for the Brisbane away game because he would get a serious injury in that game, and he did get that injury. And I blame MFKFC entirely for this.
- I still do not rate Tarek Elrich.
- I still think letting David Carney go was a mistake.
- I own one of this seasons jerseys, even after I lampooned the shit out of the design of them and still will do so.
- I still do not trust Lawrie McKinna at all. A lot of the shit he has done or is doing, if we weren't winning on the field he would IMO be getting absolutely lampooned for. I can't wait for him to be weeded out. I've heard a lot of positive feedback supporting this view (read: at least one person I've talked to agrees - sup lawrie).

And you still a Gypo

The Dunster
23-12-2017, 11:23 PM
I thought Jessie Pinto would be a star player for the Jets based on his short lived NYL dominance.

I was convinced GVE could handle three beers after the 2008 GF. His speech at Adamstown oval confirmed I was wrong.

I also hate Sydney FC more than the Mariners.

turbojetfireV8
23-12-2017, 11:35 PM
I confess that I have always thought Lawrie McKinna would be a good thing for the Jets and that I have total amnesia when it comes to these malicious and obviously untrue rumours he may at some time have had something to do with the Gypsies and may have even been an overlord of caravan parks down there at some stage - the things people make up when they don't like someone...

I confess to always thinking Roy was the kind of striker we needed

I confess to rating Kitto knocking out a Gyppo more highly that anything Taggart ever did when playing for us

I confess to not ever liking Mark Bridge when he played for us, was so glad we didn't get him back

I confess to somehow feeling sorry for Con (not only for failing with the Jets, but also for being screwed over by Newcastle Council for years over development of a building they now think doesn't have any historical value and needs to suddenly be bulldozed, go figure)

Premy
24-12-2017, 02:09 AM
I confess I once thought The Member made sense.

hawk
24-12-2017, 01:28 PM
I reckon most dudes on here are great even though we occasionally have different opinions and i often i hate you other shit cunce, you know who you are.

I watch which way kids are pushing the controls when taking pens on fifa. and i dive wrong way to keep the suspense going for as long as possible.

red and blue aids are below gypos.

Thank god for public holidays

Jetmaster
25-12-2017, 01:33 PM
I confess to not believing Lozza would have his heart in the Jets.

But now having seen his "magic hat" video on Facebook where he gives it to the Gypos I am converted.

Hallelujah!

plague
31-12-2017, 09:50 AM
can we expand this, because i called Mo Salah the 'Black Dirk Kuyt' at the start of the season and said he reminded me of a labrador who just ran and ran but never did anything good.

mic22
01-01-2018, 03:29 PM
Hi Everyone, don't know where I can introduce myself, so it seems appropriate to start in the confessional.
I'm a keen Jets supporter: I moved to Newy about 8 years ago and I only found out about the Jets about 6 years ago :D
So it's fair to say I've only suffered so far, never seen a playoff game...
Coming from a European background, I enjoy watching football at the stadium in Oz without risking my life every time!

Confession time:
As a "young" Jets supporter, I don't hate CCM that much: what I really can't stand in the A-league is Sydney FC, Kevin Muscat and Berisha.
I was very positive after the first game of the Stubbins era, the FFA cup match against Perth: I thought the guy was doing alright and the team was on the right track. By the way, we lost that game lol.
Never been a fan of Kanta, I was horrified at the idea of him being in the starting eleven this year: well...

plague
01-01-2018, 07:22 PM
Hi Everyone, don't know where I can introduce myself, so it seems appropriate to start in the confessional.
I'm a keen Jets supporter: I moved to Newy about 8 years ago and I only found out about the Jets about 6 years ago :D
So it's fair to say I've only suffered so far, never seen a playoff game...
Coming from a European background, I enjoy watching football at the stadium in Oz without risking my life every time!

Confession time:
As a "young" Jets supporter, I don't hate CCM that much: what I really can't stand in the A-league is Sydney FC, Kevin Muscat and Berisha.
I was very positive after the first game of the Stubbins era, the FFA cup match against Perth: I thought the guy was doing alright and the team was on the right track. By the way, we lost that game lol.
Never been a fan of Kanta, I was horrified at the idea of him being in the starting eleven this year: well...

This is a perfect way to introduce yourself my child.

Griff is sure to grant forgiveness on your soul.

Hail Griff.

MFKS
01-01-2018, 08:01 PM
Hi Everyone, don't know where I can introduce myself, so it seems appropriate to start in the confessional.
I'm a keen Jets supporter: I moved to Newy about 8 years ago and I only found out about the Jets about 6 years ago :D
So it's fair to say I've only suffered so far, never seen a playoff game...
Coming from a European background, I enjoy watching football at the stadium in Oz without risking my life every time!

Confession time:
As a "young" Jets supporter, I don't hate CCM that much: what I really can't stand in the A-league is Sydney FC, Kevin Muscat and Berisha.
I was very positive after the first game of the Stubbins era, the FFA cup match against Perth: I thought the guy was doing alright and the team was on the right track. By the way, we lost that game lol.
Never been a fan of Kanta, I was horrified at the idea of him being in the starting eleven this year: well...

Bit about you not hating the Gypos

Mate

FFS

The fact you not born and bred here may explain your lack of understanding on this issue

But get with the program

There are only 3 games to win this season

Rd 1
Rd 15
Rd 27

Nothing will top beating those cunce 3 times this season
Nothing

Couscous
01-01-2018, 11:02 PM
Be very careful what you say around here, mic22. The forum turns with swift (metaphorical) violence on who challenge certain assumptions. See my red reputation bar; I bear the scars of a truth-teller.

Grimario
02-01-2018, 09:31 AM
I confess I don't give a shit about the scum. They're a whole heap of nothing.

I would gladly lock in 3 guaranteed losses every single year against them if it meant winning the league repeatedly.

Jeterpool
02-01-2018, 09:41 AM
Hi Everyone, don't know where I can introduce myself, so it seems appropriate to start in the confessional.
I'm a keen Jets supporter: I moved to Newy about 8 years ago and I only found out about the Jets about 6 years ago :D
So it's fair to say I've only suffered so far, never seen a playoff game...
Coming from a European background, I enjoy watching football at the stadium in Oz without risking my life every time!

Confession time:
As a "young" Jets supporter, I don't hate CCM that much: what I really can't stand in the A-league is Sydney FC, Kevin Muscat and Berisha.
I was very positive after the first game of the Stubbins era, the FFA cup match against Perth: I thought the guy was doing alright and the team was on the right track. By the way, we lost that game lol.
Never been a fan of Kanta, I was horrified at the idea of him being in the starting eleven this year: well...

Firstly welcome. You've made the best decision you'll make all year.

Second. Listen to the Jetstream Podcast and catch up on the Championship Chronicles to educate yourself on our success.

Thirdly. Hate the gypos. Need to find you some videos to explain what it's all about.

plague
02-01-2018, 10:16 AM
4th: we are all quite good friends on here so don’t be fooled by the insults.

In fact, Parksey and I have a timeshare at Tuncurry.

Giges
02-01-2018, 01:37 PM
Besart Berisha is one of my favourite players in the league.
Love his energy and passion, quality player.

It wasn’t until the end of Stubbins’ reign I realised how shit he actually was.
I hate to blame everything on the coach.

I feel sorry for Nathan Tinkler.
Always thought he tried his best for the club and the town.

mic22
02-01-2018, 02:18 PM
Ok ok... it's not that I love them... I just don't hate their guts: I mean, just look at them, so harmless... :D

Anyway: I promise I will educate myself and try to hate them more this year!

re Berisha, I honestly admire his talent, passion, determination: I just can't stand the guy though.
But not as much as "Bruce Willis" Muscat and his funny disgusted facial expressions...

halo se7en
02-01-2018, 06:17 PM
I’d guess a lot admire Berisha’s traits... he’s similar to Roy, but that’s why their absolute bastards for the opposition but so loved when they’re on your own team.

StannyCFCJET
02-01-2018, 06:24 PM
I’d guess a lot admire Berisha’s traits... he’s similar to Roy, but that’s why their absolute bastards for the opposition but so loved when they’re on your own team.

Roy is nowhere near the **** Berisha is but having had Diego Costa at my club and 100% get the whole hate them until their at your club thing.

MFKS
02-01-2018, 06:27 PM
Roy is nowhere near the **** Berisha is but having had Diego Costa at my club and 100% get the whole hate them until their at your club thing.
As if Berisha is a bigger **** than our Roy

Berisha has headbutted Manny Muscat how many times??

Well??......
.

Roy the winner

halo se7en
02-01-2018, 10:55 PM
Agree. I think Berisha comes across worse because he’s been here for so much longer.

Couscous
03-01-2018, 04:30 PM
At times, when I need to shower, I use the much larger and much cleaner women's bathroom in a wing of my office that few people (and even fewer women) visit.

Apologies if this thread is only for football confessions

plague
03-01-2018, 04:34 PM
Apologies if this thread is only for football confessions

nah man, floor is well open now. let it all out.

Griff will forgive us all.