HAL 17/18 - Round 20 - the longest round ever

[belchardo]

Fri 9th - Victory v Roar
Sat 10th - City v Sydney
Sat 17th - Nix v Glory
Sat 17th - Reds v Coasties

and also, the postponed Round 7 match between the nix and wanderers on the 11th

[belchardo]

Carn brissie, twist the frigging knife in deep.

[mic22]

And they did!
Fantastic tackle by Kristensen (wow) and a smooth assist by Big Mac.
Muscat puts on his fake BruceWillis face... what a w***** :D

btw George is rubbish

[Jetmaster]

Bad luck Dimi...Fux has decided to go with a "Holman for Russia" campaign.

[plague]

Brett Holman looks like he is continually has no idea where he is or what he is doing, not just in the game, but everywhere he goes in life. bloke looks utterly confused.

i swear there is a person employed by the Roar just to continually yell out from the sidelines "hey Brett remember you're a professional footballer" then he seems to focus for 9 seconds or so.

bloke is a goldfish.

[plague]

hows Leeroy George going by the way?



ill answer it for you all.

Hes trash.

[Jeterpool]

hows Leeroy George going by the way?



ill answer it for you all.

Hes trash.

Thanks for saving the research

[Retro Jet]

Brett Holman looks like he is continually has no idea where he is or what he is doing, not just in the game, but everywhere he goes in life. bloke looks utterly confused.

i swear there is a person employed by the Roar just to continually yell out from the sidelines "hey Brett remember you're a professional footballer" then he seems to focus for 9 seconds or so.

bloke is a goldfish.

The best thing I ever heard about Brett Holman is that the bloke plays football like cricketers play 20/20...

[belchardo]

deadset, rinse and repeat with sydney at the moment

step 1 - hack the shit out of the opponents best player
step 2 - get away with it and a few fouls in the box a more experienced player (e.g. brosque) would have been awarded a pen for
step 3 - get awarded a penalty that the more experienced player (i.e. brosque) made the most of
step 4 - ref ignores the multiple sydney players inside the box when the penalty is taken (also at least 1 city player)

[plague]

Nah, City are awful.
Arzani is trash.

Your first point about the hacking is dead on though.

The rest is Sydney just being better than these dopes.

[MFKS]

Great result for us tonight

You know the Jets one way or another will take the race to the wire


A win next Friday be a huge boost though

Over to Bert to get th e boys up for it and to put thge Housos in their place

[Couscous]

What a time to be alive. Great to watch what will be known as Arnie's Legends with my son.

[The Dunster]

deadset, rinse and repeat with sydney at the moment

step 1 - hack the shit out of the opponents best player
step 2 - get away with it and a few fouls in the box a more experienced player (e.g. brosque) would have been awarded a pen for
step 3 - get awarded a penalty that the more experienced player (i.e. brosque) made the most of
step 4 - ref ignores the multiple sydney players inside the box when the penalty is taken (also at least 1 city player)

Even the penalty was pretty ridiculous. If you watch the replay Brosque toed the ball as he made contact with the keeper. Even if there was no contact there is absolutely no way Brosque is going to get the ball before it goes out for a goal kick.

I would definitely have given Ninka a straight red for the effort on Vidosic, and I think Wilkshire's effort on him was probably close to a red as well - both tackles were unnecessary and malicious.

Brattan got a yellow even though appears the ref missed what happened yet Arnie yelled something out to him and the yellow was given almost immediately.

It's bad for the league the way Sydney are winning because they play an ugly brand of football that does nothing to bring in the fans. Their poor crowd figures will support that statement.

Hopefully, they get a rude awakening from refs in the ACL.

[Jetmaster]

Victory and City have both tried to "out football" Sydney and both have been spanked. Us, Gypos and Adelaide have had some success with getting on the front foot and moving quickly.
What Ned Zelic called "the blueprint". I am amazed it hasn't been followed up by the others.

[belchardo]

Victory and City have both tried to "out football" Sydney and both have been spanked. Us, Gypos and Adelaide have had some success with getting on the front foot and moving quickly.
What Ned Zelic called "the blueprint". I am amazed it hasn't been followed up by the others.

yeah, but we aren't really going all that well are we...we've just been lucky and had the rub of the green so far. :sigh:

last night on the commentary i heard hill say "it's a top of the table clash". i really cannot believe how we are still flying under the radar of some despite being 4 points clear of third with 7 rounds to go!

[MFKS]

yeah, but we aren't really going all that well are we...we've just been lucky and had the rub of the green so far. :sigh:

last night on the commentary i heard hill say "it's a top of the table clash". i really cannot believe how we are still flying under the radar of some despite being 4 points clear of third with 7 rounds to go!

Who cares

There is only one team who will deny Blue Aids the Toilet seat

It ain't the Melburn teams
It ain't the Pissants
It ain't the Red Aids
It ain't Aloisis pensioners

[MFKS]

Hopefully the Phoenix get up tonight

Put the Europeans in their rightful place on the ladder

[belchardo]

Hopefully the Phoenix get up tonight

Put the Europeans in their rightful place on the ladder

if the quality of the defending for the first goal is any indication, they'll be lucky if they only concede 5.

[hawk]

Who cares

There is only one team who will deny Blue Aids the Toilet seat

It ain't the Melburn teams
It ain't the Pissants
It ain't the Red Aids
It ain't Aloisis pensioners

reminds of a systems flow chart. The aleague will go as planned
Does Sydney play? yes. they win end of system
If Melbourne play any team ranked lower than themselves by ffa then goto win, if not goto no.
If jets play. Yes, get a shit ref, yes, goto lose.

[plague]

how good are Victory signing Biraz for the Champions League.

Savvy move.

[StannyCFCJET]

how good are Victory signing Biraz for the Champions League.

Savvy move.

Say what?

[belchardo]

did kwabena appiah and josh kennedy have a child? cause athiu has the touch of one and the height of the other.

[plague]

cause athiu has the touch of one and the height of the other.

Berisha looked like he was gonna kill someone for getting dragged, and once he sees how ****ing awful his replacement was he DEF gonna kill someone.

dude was honking.

[mic22]

Turns out the ACL version of George is not that trash after all...

[Jetmaster]

So few fans in Sydney they have to cover the "Allianz" in the seating with banners!

So hoping Leaky G scores.

[Jetmaster]

And am I the only one who thinks Smeltz has gone for the hair colour?

[belchardo]

Toot ****ing toot. This freight train is delivering a shitload of karma for sydney.

[plague]

how good is the Asian Champions League.

best comp ever. refs are boss too.

will watch again.

[belchardo]

Was that 25 step-overs in 5 seconds? 😂

[Jetmaster]

Beard, O'Neill and Zullo all pleasantly smashed with a real ref on the field.
The Fab Four didn't muster a single shot on target.
Great fun.

[lquiquer]

how good is the Asian Champions League.

best comp ever. refs are boss too.

will watch again.

How shit is the A-League....

[hawk]

Beard, O'Neill and Zullo all pleasantly smashed with a real ref on the field.
The Fab Four didn't muster a single shot on target.
Great fun.

this

[MFKS]

Toot ****ing toot. This freight train is delivering a shitload of karma for sydney.

Actually it is in our interests that they get some resuilts in this

At least keep them interested to the end of the group stage so they dont stack their ACL side with yoof and shit as the Finals are on

Need them fighting on two fronts not 1

[The Dunster]

Beard, O'Neill and Zullo all pleasantly smashed with a real ref on the field.
The Fab Four didn't muster a single shot on target.
Great fun.

https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/articles/RANDY-MARSH-quotes-internet-porn.jpg

[mic22]

Actually it is in our interests that they get some resuilts in this

At least keep them interested to the end of the group stage so they dont stack their ACL side with yoof and shit as the Finals are on

Need them fighting on two fronts not 1

So true... but watching the Cocky Army getting spanked is a subtle pleasure nonetheless...

[MFKS]

If the Pissants can do the business on Sunday then Bert will have aschieved his only KPI required for his job this season

Finishing the season ahead of the Gypos will have been achieved

[plague]

If the Pissants can do the business on Sunday then Bert will have aschieved his only KPI required for his job this season

Finishing the season ahead of the Gypos will have been achieved

If that happens on Sunday do we get the premiers plate then or we have to wait til our next game?

[MFKS]

If that happens on Sunday do we get the premiers plate then or we have to wait til our next game?

Rd 27 is looking good for these events to occur

Jets beat Gypos for the 3peat this season
Jets win hands the Gypos the spoon on their own patch

Could well be greter than the day Griff scored thge winning goal in the GF

Hope we even throw the game v Nix to get them up the ladder and above the Gypos

[Retro Jet]

Rd 27 is looking good for these events to occur

Jets beat Gypos for the 3peat this season
Jets win hands the Gypos the spoon on their own patch

Could well be greter than the day Griff scored thge winning goal in the GF

Hope we even throw the game v Nix to get them up the ladder and above the Gypos

This.

Pity the game got changed from Fri to Sat.
Was looking fwd to their Fri 13th...
:brrr:

sCCuM are last Live table wise. Carn Nix!

[MFKS]

Being that we dont finish above the Gypos that often what we calling it when the day dawns that we mathematically finishing above them on the ladder??

Because if the Pissants get the job done tonight then

February 17th 2018 it going to fall

[MFKS]

Check out Castros penalty

Lol

Justice for shit refereeing and shit VAR work aagain aas that never a pen in the first place

[westjet]

Love seeing the keeper stand in the middle and catch it. Bloody hilarious.
Also watch his goal with the volume up. Commentator "Mitch Nichols is dispensing some advice" followed almost immediately by Im assuming Nichols screaming "Yeah, you ****".
Comedy gold.

[Retro Jet]

This.

Pity the game got changed from Fri to Sat.
Was looking fwd to their Fri 13th...
:brrr:

sCCuM are last Live table wise. Carn Nix!

Oggie strikes again to sink the Glory Hole lofl
sCCuM last :yay:

[westjet]

Izzo you useless twat.

[The Dunster]

Gypos up one nil with a Hoole free kick.

[Couscous]

Masterful from Hoole. Saw the tiniest gap in the wall and nailed it.

[Retro Jet]

Saddle Aid will cum thru...

[The Dunster]

Soft redcard for the pissants

[Jetmaster]

Love seeing the keeper stand in the middle and catch it. Bloody hilarious.
Also watch his goal with the volume up. Commentator "Mitch Nichols is dispensing some advice" followed almost immediately by Im assuming Nichols screaming "Yeah, you ****".
Comedy gold.

Anyone ever catch that bit on Just For Kicks when players read Twitter posts about themselves?

Mitch reading out "I'm gonna come round and skullf*** you Nicholls you ****", and the look on his face was champagne comedy!

[belchardo]

jeez that touch by mileusnic (spelling?). amazing.

soft red.

also, mariners have finally worked out how best to use hoole. finally recognising that he can't get any elevation on crosses/free kicks, they are now ducking in the wall.

[The Dunster]

CCM could regret the 3 or 4 chances they habe butchered this half.

[Retro Jet]

Love seeing the keeper stand in the middle and catch it. Bloody hilarious.
Also watch his goal with the volume up. Commentator "Mitch Nichols is dispensing some advice" followed almost immediately by Im assuming Nichols screaming "Yeah, you ****".
Comedy gold.

Actually, I think other players have come up before the MRP for sh!t like that, haven't they?

[Jetmaster]

Trent Buhagiar can do 100m in 10.8 secs so we keep hearing.

Problem is that is all he can do...may as well put Usain Bolt on the field.

[westjet]

Cmon Adelaide. Dont stuff it up now.

[MFKS]

Gypos

You can.do thi s

[MFKS]

Well it is official

Without some salary cap punishment we can not finish last this season

Mariners can only get max 38 points
Nix can only get max 38 points

Being they play one another next weekend then it impossible for both to get 38 points


So we lost our trophy

[boz-monaut]

so following on from that, next round in all certainty will mark the point at which the Coast cannot finish above us on the table

akin to St Totteringham's Day, which Arsenal fans used to celebrate

we need a name for it

[MFKS]

so following on from that, next round in all certainty will mark the point at which the Coast cannot finish above us on the table

akin to St Totteringham's Day, which Arsenal fans used to celebrate

we need a name for it

Gypos play Friday

If they dont win it occurs

They also need to win all games and have us lose all games and also overturn the 27 GD advantage we have on them

Even if they win Friday a point for us on Saturday and it occurs

About a 99.99% probability.

Even for us this be hard to **** up now

[hawk]

great result. gypos stay bottom, reds go nowhere.

In saying that reckon we might not get many more pts. Wello away and perth at home are usual losses. Shitney anywhere struggle. Adel away they in form. City will juice us as usual...

Now lets be wrong

[baldrick]

so following on from that, next round in all certainty will mark the point at which the Coast cannot finish above us on the table

akin to St Totteringham's Day, which Arsenal fans used to celebrate

we need a name for it


Tzigane's Day ?

St Zigane's ?

[belchardo]

i think we should name it after whichever jets player had hutcho (?) by the throat a few years back.

[The Dunster]

great result. gypos stay bottom, reds go nowhere.

In saying that reckon we might not get many more pts. Wello away and perth at home are usual losses. Shitney anywhere struggle. Adel away they in form. City will juice us as usual...

Now lets be wrong

Coast could have scored 4 if they knew how to finish. We should destroy adelaide with our forwards.

[Jeterpool]

i think we should name it after whichever jets player had hutcho (?) by the throat a few years back.

Tarek had Hutch by the throat in the Grand Final.

However I think you're recalling Sean Rooney who had both Hutcho and Simon by the neck.

[belchardo]

Tarek had Hutch by the throat in the Grand Final.

However I think you're recalling Sean Rooney who had both Hutcho and Simon by the neck.

yes, the second. i thought it was rooney but couldn't find the image in google.

[cobra23]

saint 50cent day
the day a 50cent coin clocked hutcho in the head while taking a corner or throw (cant remember which one)

[Jetmaster]

saint 50cent day
the day a 50cent coin clocked hutcho in the head while taking a corner or throw (cant remember which one)

Funny - I was thinking of something coinage related myself!

[Jeterpool]

Weren't we calling it St Hutchingsons day?

[plague]

It should just be a continuation of Griffmas.

Ain’t muttering any Gypo names outta my mouth so forget even trying that shit.

[Jeterpool]

In that case, how about Sack-Whacking Day?

[plague]

In that case, how about Sack-Whacking Day?
This is the best on so far.

[Macca]

In that case, how about Sack-Whacking Day?

1544

[Jeterpool]

This is the best on so far.

I'll start a thread and then it's official but will wait for at least one or two more agree so it looks like it's been "consulted"

[belchardo]

I'll start a thread and then it's official but will wait for at least one or two more agree so it looks like it's been "consulted"

my concern is that the sack-whack was against a ref, not the gypos.

[belchardo]

could be "high five" day.

[halo se7en]

my concern is that the sack-whack was against a ref, not the gypos.

The gypos were incensed enough about it. It has my vote.

[Hunter403]

MoM on 'Sack Whack Day' get a gold plated scrotum, nicely engraved, that becomes a perpetual trophy.

[MFKS]

MoM on 'Sack Whack Day' get a gold plated scrotum, nicely engraved, that becomes a perpetual trophy.

So they get a gold plated trophy with Hutcho on top??

[turbojetfireV8]

The gypos were incensed enough about it. It has my vote.

odd, woulda thought Gyppo players woulda been lining up to suck it better...

[Retro Jet]

MoM on 'Sack Whack Day' get a gold plated scrotum, nicely engraved, that becomes a perpetual trophy.

A slab o' wood, tube o' Kwikgrip; kangaroo sack purse and a can o' gold spray paint ftw
Stick John F**kinson's face on top somehow too.
Dun...

[Jetmaster]

Kill two birds with one stone...

"O'Caravan Day"