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sanchez
06-09-2012, 04:16 PM
f*ck me, Sanch on the f*cking job...can't believe this thread didn't exist already. Might aswell not even have the foz altogether.

8====3 ~ ~ ~

It's a penis.

sanchez
06-09-2012, 04:17 PM
Let the games being, ah-oooooo...

http://www.sabinealbers.com/images/portfolio/Still%20Image/C.%20Portraits/zooms/06_Portrait.jpg

boz-monaut
06-09-2012, 04:18 PM
http://www.desicomments.com/dc2/02/179977/179977.gif

sanchez
06-09-2012, 04:33 PM
f*ck I love Griff

Rocky
06-09-2012, 05:08 PM
f*ck I love Sanchez

parksey
06-09-2012, 05:25 PM
thinking about getting this as a tattoo.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/1004840-3x2-940x627.jpg

bonjour imposteur
06-09-2012, 08:49 PM
¡Hola Sanchez!

Rezo por el regreso de Griff un poco cada dÃ*a.


¡Viva la revolucÃ*on!

plague
07-09-2012, 12:06 AM
whats that? Sanchez is back?

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1339153/roblol.gif

wb mate.

also: Griff > Del Piero

MFKS
07-09-2012, 02:31 PM
thinking about getting this as a tattoo.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/1004840-3x2-940x627.jpg


This one would also look ace
http://i.haymarket.net.au/Galleries/20111109034416_Griffiths-accepts-fine-5697692.jpg

sanchez
07-09-2012, 03:49 PM
Come back Griff.

Also, please divinely grant the mighty Azzurri a deserved grandfinal win on Sat.

Luv ya Griff.

sanchez
07-09-2012, 04:01 PM
sup c*nts?

http://www.netglimse.com/images/celebs/bio//sn_Joel-Griffiths.jpg

Mitchy
07-09-2012, 07:26 PM
kids want griff

sanchez
19-09-2012, 03:59 PM
Come home Griff. Miss ya fella.

scozzygt
19-09-2012, 05:36 PM
Come home Griff. Miss ya fella.

sanch, you chook fuxxxr, leave tha past in tha past.
He is not what we need, and he has made it clear we are not what he needs.

Jetmaster
19-09-2012, 05:37 PM
No worries - we now have the Black Griff !

militiamon
19-09-2012, 08:22 PM
Griff isn't black?

pistolpete
19-09-2012, 08:41 PM
Griff isn't black?

Perfect time for the return of Griffo's penis

selassie
20-09-2012, 10:14 PM
griff fvck yeah!

sanchez
27-07-2013, 05:10 PM
Currently in my longest goal scoring dry-spell. I believe this is punishment for wavering in my praise for Griff and not fulfilling the faithful duties as a devout Griffologist.

I beg for your forgiveness oh mighty Griff and pray that upon my sincere return to the serene shade of your mighty todger you grant me a goal in tomorrow's match.

The people of Newcastle are overdue for a Griffacle and I'm overdue for a goal.

Love ya Griff.

sanchez
28-07-2013, 09:17 PM
So I deadset scored today hey. Amazing. Griff be with you.

militiamon
29-07-2013, 09:13 AM
Was there ever any doubt?

Griff still loves us.

pv4
29-07-2013, 09:17 AM
Do you mean score as in a goal, or something different? Either way - hail griff

selassie
30-07-2013, 03:50 PM
congrats on your first child, sanchez.

dink
29-11-2013, 10:03 PM
thinking about getting this as a tattoo.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/1004840-3x2-940x627.jpg

BUMP!

Anyone get the feeling Tagget is a disciple?

Captain Obvious
29-11-2013, 10:48 PM
BUMP!

Anyone get the feeling Tagget is a disciple?

and a big hello to you as well Dink.

Jetmaster
30-11-2013, 11:09 AM
BUMP!

Anyone get the feeling Tagget is a disciple?

No - it is the second coming.

Grimario
30-11-2013, 11:31 AM
No - it is the second coming.

You can hold it better than most on here if it's only your second coming.

la bazzle
11-01-2014, 09:23 AM
Love you griff

militiamon
11-01-2014, 09:35 AM
Hail Griff!

Someone message Sanchez pls.

la bazzle
11-01-2014, 09:37 AM
Just called, no answer presume he is furiously masturbating

militiamon
11-01-2014, 09:40 AM
Great minds

sanchez
11-01-2014, 12:13 PM
Mass has assembled. You may all be seated.

GazFish35
11-01-2014, 12:50 PM
Just called, no answer presume he is furiously masturbating

Confirmed this is Sanchez on the news of lord griff returning.
NSFW warning.

http://instagram.com/p/ipTSyfF_BD/

evolution
11-01-2014, 01:05 PM
Mass has assembled. You may all be seated.

I was already seated to hide my raging boner for the great man.

sanchez
11-01-2014, 08:22 PM
Have you heard the word of Griff?

Griff be with you. Griff be with each and every one of you.

Does anyone else have a severe case of RSI from twangin their bean all day?

militiamon
11-01-2014, 08:31 PM
Dear sanchez,

What lubricant would you recommend to prevent me from rubbing myself raw?

Regards,
Disciple of Griff

sanchez
12-01-2014, 07:55 PM
Dear sanchez,

What lubricant would you recommend to prevent me from rubbing myself raw?

Regards,
Disciple of Griff

Sorry for the late reply, I have experimented furiously over the last 24 hours with an assortment of lubricants (all to the image of Griff's grand final winning goal). Please see my findings;

The preference of noodle grease really depends on the stroke rate and the emotion of the pull. As we all know they vary from the furious tug, which I personally label "the vengeful Griff" to the more majestic, somewhat graceful "Griffantasy". Both enjoyable in their own element.

For the vengeful Griff, I would highly suggest something industrial and robust - http://www.mobilindustrial.com/ind/english/ ... anything less I find does not stand up to the tests of the Griff factor. Too much friction and you'll lose some bark at the very least, possibly your whole stalk may fly off across the room landing squarely on your favourite Griff poster.

The Griffantasy is an easy one. Gypsy tears - sourced from directly from Gosford if possible. While using this for any non-Griff related self-gratification would otherwise instantly lead to HIV infection, luckily the Griff factor which occupies your thoughts in the process acts as an impenatrable antibody that not only protects you from disease, but acts as a penis growth hormone and somewhat strengthens your bell-end with Griff-like capabilities. As an added touch the saltiness of these tears add an unmatchable tingling sensation in and around your Jap's eye.

Happy yankin'.

WolfMan
12-01-2014, 08:10 PM
Sorry for the late reply, I have experimented furiously over the last 24 hours with an assortment of lubricants (all to the image of Griff's grand final winning goal). Please see my findings;

The preference of noodle grease really depends on the stroke rate and the emotion of the pull. As we all know they vary from the furious tug, which I personally label "the vengeful Griff" to the more majestic, somewhat graceful "Griffantasy". Both enjoyable in their own element.

For the vengeful Griff, I would highly suggest something industrial and robust - http://www.mobilindustrial.com/ind/english/ ... anything less I find does not stand up to the tests of the Griff factor. Too much friction and you'll lose some bark at the very least, possibly your whole stalk may fly off across the room landing squarely on your favourite Griff poster.

The Griffantasy is an easy one. Gypsy tears - sourced from directly from Gosford if possible. While using this for any non-Griff related self-gratification would otherwise instantly lead to HIV infection, luckily the Griff factor which occupies your thoughts in the process acts as an impenatrable antibody that not only protects you from disease, but acts as a penis growth hormone and somewhat strengthens your bell-end with Griff-like capabilities. As an added touch the saltiness of these tears add an unmatchable tingling sensation in and around your Jap's eye.

Happy yankin'.


:roflz:

hawk
12-01-2014, 09:19 PM
anyone got the griffo lords prayer?
something about "our griff who art in number 9"...

ToddG NBUnited
12-01-2014, 10:14 PM
enjoy the memories

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avmMdCk-Bvw

sanchez
12-01-2014, 10:23 PM
makes you cry doesn't it...beautiful

WolfMan
12-01-2014, 10:31 PM
anyone got the griffo lords prayer?
something about "our griff who art in number 9"...

That was on V1 of the forums I think. Shame it got lost

sanchez
12-01-2014, 10:35 PM
who composed it?

It's probably time for the New Testament anyway...

militiamon
12-01-2014, 11:33 PM
Sorry for the late reply, I have experimented furiously over the last 24 hours with an assortment of lubricants (all to the image of Griff's grand final winning goal). Please see my findings;

The preference of noodle grease really depends on the stroke rate and the emotion of the pull. As we all know they vary from the furious tug, which I personally label "the vengeful Griff" to the more majestic, somewhat graceful "Griffantasy". Both enjoyable in their own element.

For the vengeful Griff, I would highly suggest something industrial and robust - http://www.mobilindustrial.com/ind/english/ ... anything less I find does not stand up to the tests of the Griff factor. Too much friction and you'll lose some bark at the very least, possibly your whole stalk may fly off across the room landing squarely on your favourite Griff poster.

The Griffantasy is an easy one. Gypsy tears - sourced from directly from Gosford if possible. While using this for any non-Griff related self-gratification would otherwise instantly lead to HIV infection, luckily the Griff factor which occupies your thoughts in the process acts as an impenatrable antibody that not only protects you from disease, but acts as a penis growth hormone and somewhat strengthens your bell-end with Griff-like capabilities. As an added touch the saltiness of these tears add an unmatchable tingling sensation in and around your Jap's eye.

Happy yankin'.

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WolfMan
13-01-2014, 05:53 AM
I didn't wanna lay false claim, but I think I was led to this passage in a Griff-induced vision.

That being said, my memory is woeful at the best of times, especially for such an out-of-body experience such as this 6 (?) years ago...

WolfMan
13-01-2014, 05:57 AM
Version 2?



Our striker, who art in number 29
Griffo be thy name.
Thy goals will come, thy will be done
On pitch as it is in training.
Give us this day our daily Griff,
and lead us not into Bluetongue
As we forgive those who deny your Grand Final efforts.
Now and at the hour of your substitution.

Amen.

snake
13-01-2014, 08:19 AM
i do not forgive those who deny His grand final efforts

hawk
13-01-2014, 11:03 AM
Version 2?



Our striker, who art in number 29
Griffo be thy name.
Thy goals will come, thy win be done
On pitch as it is in training.
Give us this day our daily Griff,
and lead us not into Bluetongue
As we forgive those who deny your Grand Final efforts.
Now and at the hour of your substitution.

JGriff.

I feel better now.

belchardo
13-01-2014, 11:09 AM
what has adam ever done for us?

joel31
13-01-2014, 11:20 AM
what has adam ever done for us?
He scored against the scum

hawk
13-01-2014, 12:37 PM
what has adam ever done for us?

we'd better scrap that.

WolfMan
13-01-2014, 12:41 PM
I just realised that the above Griff's Prayer is a bastardised amalgamation of 2 separate "traditional" prayers. I'll post 2x amended versions post-work.

My Catholicism, she's a bit scratchy haha

WolfMan
13-01-2014, 07:58 PM
OK, rehashed it to reflect the "original" more correctly

Our striker who art in number 29,
Griffo be thy name.
Thy goals will come.
Thy will be done, on pitch as it is in training.
Give us this day our daily Griff.
And forgive us our ignorance,
as we forgive those who deny your Grand Final efforts.
And lead us not into Bluetongue,
but deliver us from Finals.
For thine is the City, and the Emerald,
and the Green, for ever and ever.

Amen.


And a new addition,

Mother Griffiths, full of grace,
The Griff is with thee;
blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Joel.
Holy Griffiths, mother of Griff,
pray for us supporters,
now and at the end of the season.

Amen.

hawk
13-01-2014, 08:30 PM
OK, rehashed it to reflect the "original" more correctly

Our striker who art in number 29,
Griffo be thy name.
Thy goals will come.
Thy will be done, on pitch as it is in training.
Give us this day our daily Griff.
And forgive us our ignorance,
as we forgive those who deny your Grand Final efforts.
And lead us not into Bluetongue,
but deliver us to Finals.
For thine is the City, and power of Emerald and Cinnamon
for ever and ever.

Amen.

tweaked the last 2

WolfMan
13-01-2014, 10:01 PM
Yeh nice one Hawk. Reads better with those changes

Hunter403
14-01-2014, 06:58 PM
Shouldn't it be deliver us to finals rather than deliver us from finals?

belchardo
14-01-2014, 07:22 PM
And isn't emerald and green the same colour????

WolfMan
14-01-2014, 07:48 PM
Correct, massive oversight. Emerald and Cinnamon.

I guess "To finals" makes more sense as well

hawk
15-01-2014, 02:02 PM
done. too much thught not enough checking, lol.

sanchez
15-01-2014, 10:54 PM
He scored against the scum

and you call yourself Joel?

You do know Griff has scored all our goals against the Gypos and our only grand final winning goal...well you should know anyway.

sanchez
15-01-2014, 10:56 PM
OK, rehashed it to reflect the "original" more correctly

Our striker who art in number 29,
Griffo be thy name.
Thy goals will come.
Thy will be done, on pitch as it is in training.
Give us this day our daily Griff.
And forgive us our ignorance,
as we forgive those who deny your Grand Final efforts.
And lead us not into Bluetongue,
but deliver us from Finals.
For thine is the City, and the Emerald,
and the Green, for ever and ever.

Amen.


And a new addition,

Mother Griffiths, full of grace,
The Griff is with thee;
blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Joel.
Holy Griffiths, mother of Griff,
pray for us supporters,
now and at the end of the season.

Amen.

Onya Wolfy, reigniting the faith of Griffologists around the globe.

You truly are a disciple of the only true religion.

militiamon
15-01-2014, 11:38 PM
Oi, remember that Griffology facebook page from back in the day? The one that was started by legit nutcases :rof:

sanchez
16-01-2014, 10:44 PM
lolwut?? Dun remember this?

BTW, wtf is this page doing at the bottom of my "new posts"???

Let's bump this spider monkey up the soup line.

militiamon
16-01-2014, 11:18 PM
They were some religious nutcases who had strayed from the true path.

Pretty sure I remember you describing them as "poo pushers" on their page, lol.

sanchez
16-01-2014, 11:18 PM
Haha, nice Juan.

Grimario
17-01-2014, 09:57 AM
While Griff returning is obviously the best bit about Griff returning, I just want to thank the Griff Almighty for bringing sanchez back to the foz. Praise be to the Griff

sanchez
17-01-2014, 08:42 PM
The Griff works in mysterious ways.

I'm pretty sure the last time I was on the foz before my return, was to pray to Griff to end my 2 year goal scoring drought.

No word of a lie, I scored that day in an uncanny Griff-like fashion. A true and utter Griffacle.

sanchez
17-01-2014, 08:43 PM
Currently in my longest goal scoring dry-spell. I believe this is punishment for wavering in my praise for Griff and not fulfilling the faithful duties as a devout Griffologist.

I beg for your forgiveness oh mighty Griff and pray that upon my sincere return to the serene shade of your mighty todger you grant me a goal in tomorrow's match.

The people of Newcastle are overdue for a Griffacle and I'm overdue for a goal.

Love ya Griff.

lolz, there it is...can't argue with the facts baby!

Schultz
17-01-2014, 08:47 PM
Griffacles happen.

sanchez
17-01-2014, 08:57 PM
This is appropriate in so many ways. The new Griff anthem..."Griffacle"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQEv0Uf8swI

sanchez
17-01-2014, 10:27 PM
AUS 9/301 defeat ENG 8/300

Griff did that. Praise be to Griff.

Bon
18-01-2014, 09:17 AM
Griff did that. Praise be to Griff.

Praise Griff, can He cure our team and coaching staff of Super Mega AIDS??

Tommyjet
18-01-2014, 09:28 AM
One thing is for sure he will show more ticka than those out there last night. He will also have the balls to rip into those that need to be ripped into

sanchez
20-01-2014, 08:28 PM
Soon "Argyle House" will return to being "Fanny's", the Violater will be violating again, Hamma's beard will be back, and Shitman will be shitting himself in overnight lockups...

Order will be restored.

sanchez
24-01-2014, 11:26 PM
Dearest Griff who art in 29.

I understand why you may not be providing your clearance for tomorrow's game as an act of vengeance. I too am furious about the waivering faith of many Griffologists. This page is evidence enough of a clear lack of devoution. Inconsistent at best one may say.

I pray to you tonight to forgive those sinners and see fit to grant yourself the clearance we so desperately crave. I call upon all Griffologists to grovel at your cyber feet through the Griffology thread and plead you grant them mercy, for the world needs nothing more than your presence in Gosford tomorrow.

Praise be to Griff. May eternity serve the divine, the only, Griff.

sanchez
01-02-2014, 12:32 AM
ffs, you c*nts serious? No Griff love since my last visit.

Don't know why I bother. Clearly we don't deserve Griff. Blasphemy.

militiamon
01-02-2014, 12:41 AM
Soz sanch, I've been a bit busy tending to my Joel Griffiths tumblr account.

http://****yeahjoelgriffiths.tumblr.com/

Edit: lol, swear filter :rof:

sanchez
01-02-2014, 12:46 AM
haha, well at least you've got a good excuse for not attending church.

What about you other blokes? Griff ain't pleased.

No goals for you.
http://theidiotspeaketh.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Soup-Nazi.jpg

MFKS
01-02-2014, 02:45 PM
Dear Griff

Score a couple of Goals today for the great people of Newy

Amen MFKS

Loving the Griff :lulzturtle::yay:

parksey
01-02-2014, 05:07 PM
Griff,

I shall not be able to attend the match tonight to witness your return. Please forgive me and by your grace I hope to catch as much footage of you as possible as I feed those unfortunate enough to have not seen the light of Griff. Please deliver us from last week's filth into a new era of Griffness.

Praise be to Griff.

sanchez
09-08-2014, 01:11 PM
Last post in Feb.

You guys are f*cking jerks. Griff hates you all.

MFKS
09-08-2014, 05:27 PM
last post in feb.

You guys are f*cking jerks. Griff hates gypos.

fify

GazFish35
15-10-2014, 06:19 PM
Sanchez, we need your help.

Check your FB farken.

sanchez
31-01-2015, 12:09 AM
The lack of activity on this thread is probably the real reason Griff has gone and our club is f*cked.
Deadset, if I could get on the foz every day I would live in this thread.
Just pray for a resurrection of Griff or you will all pay for your sinful lack of Griff worship.

furns
31-01-2015, 12:38 AM
I do my worshipping on twitter - where The Great One retweets and favorites our tweets.
Truly a man of the people.

sammydog
31-01-2015, 01:00 AM
I thought I was the only one who's tweets he favourited.

I feel so cheap now.

Blackmac79
31-01-2015, 01:09 AM
I thought I was the only one who's tweets he favourited.

I feel so cheap now.

You should be happy others are able to bask in the light of the lord.

You should reflect on images of the lord and his mighty cock to see how much of him is able to be shared.

hawk
03-02-2015, 06:30 PM
cant even be sacked. will play for nothin. win

Blackmac79
03-02-2015, 07:19 PM
I hold faith the lord will return glorious once again