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furns
02-10-2012, 01:14 PM
Resurrecting from old foz

and my first exhibit - Gangnam Style

:wtf:

pistolpete
02-10-2012, 02:24 PM
The Big Bang Theory. Every time I hear that dumbass say Bazinga or whatever it is on the ad i want to go Incredible Hulk on my tv. Still hate the word "Meh" also

Thomas477
02-10-2012, 02:38 PM
Online First-Person Shooters.

I'm in my early 20s and cannot for the life of me understand why people go apeshit over a Call of Duty game that is slightly different from the previous one. At least FIFA does change a fair bit each year. I would much prefer to play a game with a good plot line or FIFA than the FPSs.

slobsy
02-10-2012, 02:39 PM
The Big Bang Theory. Every time I hear that dumbass say Bazinga or whatever it is on the ad i want to go Incredible Hulk on my tv. Still hate the word "Meh" also

i reckon the chick in the show isn't even hot

Bon
02-10-2012, 02:52 PM
i reckon the chick in the show isn't even hot

Im undecided.. She is one of those chicks that looks smoking hot at one time, and just slightly above average another..
But yeah, I'll add my name to the list of people that don't understand its popularity..

Jeterpool
02-10-2012, 02:59 PM
Twitter

And every news reporter having their own account and advertising it ont he news.

russjaybee
02-10-2012, 03:37 PM
My family stickers.

It seems every single person I have spoken to cannot stand them, yet they are EVERYWHERE.

(ps, having spent far too many hours playing counter-strike in the past I can confirm it becomes an addiction. the thrill of playing with your mates to take down 5 other geeks that you know have invested so much time and emotion in to the game was epic. no other game I've played has come any where near to touching cs for me)

skippy
02-10-2012, 03:37 PM
Im undecided.. She is one of those chicks that looks smoking hot at one time, and just slightly above average another..
But yeah, I'll add my name to the list of people that don't understand its popularity..

The fake audience laughter is what really pisses me off about it

pistolpete
02-10-2012, 03:55 PM
The fake audience laughter is what really pisses me off about it

As soon as a show has that i turn it off these days. I just can't handle it

Thomas477
02-10-2012, 03:58 PM
(ps, having spent far too many hours playing counter-strike in the past I can confirm it becomes an addiction. the thrill of playing with your mates to take down 5 other geeks that you know have invested so much time and emotion in to the game was epic. no other game I've played has come any where near to touching cs for me)

Fair enough point, I've been getting into Battlefield 3 recently and playing with mates makes it so much better. But, I was much more having a go at the fanboys losing their shit each year over a game who's multiplayer has only changed in the slightest :wink:

russjaybee
02-10-2012, 04:08 PM
The fake audience laughter is what really pisses me off about it

Canned Laughter mate :)

And yeh it's cringe worthy, that kinda shit belongs in horrible 90s sitcoms.

Lionel Hutz
02-10-2012, 04:11 PM
Australia's Got Talent, Australian Idol, Everybody Dance Now, I Will Survive, X Factor and any talent show i have forgetten and the same show but for another country (eg American Idol).

au revoir
02-10-2012, 06:26 PM
Fair enough point, I've been getting into Battlefield 3 recently and playing with mates makes it so much better. But, I was much more having a go at the fanboys losing their shit each year over a game who's multiplayer has only changed in the slightest :wink:

yea, battlefield: bad company 2 is awesome. i am also filled with contempt for ridiculous fanboy COD wankers.

au revoir
02-10-2012, 06:27 PM
Australia's Got Talent, Australian Idol, Everybody Dance Now, I Will Survive, X Factor and any talent show i have forgetten and the same show but for another country (eg American Idol).

a thousand times yes. x factor is the worst.

RedMexican
02-10-2012, 06:57 PM
a thousand times yes. x factor is the worst.

cant agree more, its freakin horrid

the_butcher
02-10-2012, 07:08 PM
Kids these days wearing flat peaked American basketball team hats and American basketball singlets. We did that in the 90's when basketball was actually good, no second prizes faggots.

GazFish35
02-10-2012, 07:12 PM
Kids these days wearing flat peaked American basketball team hats and American basketball singlets. We did that in the 90's when basketball was actually good, no second prizes faggots.

Agreed.
Ask who their favorite player is and enjoy the blank looks you get.

RedMexican
02-10-2012, 07:21 PM
Kids these days wearing flat peaked American basketball team hats and American basketball singlets. We did that in the 90's when basketball was actually good, no second prizes faggots.

this is a very true statement

Bon
02-10-2012, 07:39 PM
Kids these days wearing flat peaked American basketball team hats and American basketball singlets. We did that in the 90's when basketball was actually good, no second prizes faggots.

HAHAHA I literally spat when I read that.. Brilliant work Butch.. So true!

skippy
02-10-2012, 07:48 PM
Kids these days wearing flat peaked American basketball team hats and American basketball singlets. We did that in the 90's when basketball was actually good, no second prizes faggots.

and they leave the ****ing stickers on the hat

pistolpete
02-10-2012, 08:18 PM
Kids these days wearing flat peaked American basketball team hats and American basketball singlets. We did that in the 90's when basketball was actually good, no second prizes faggots.

****in yes x 1 billion

bonjour imposteur
02-10-2012, 10:31 PM
capitalismo

russjaybee
03-10-2012, 11:48 AM
59fitty what up?

Also, since when have Scooters been back in?

MFKS
03-10-2012, 06:44 PM
Mobile Phones. Every ****s got one except me. ****s bag me about saying I need one> Yeah like you need anything other than food water air Griffo Etc

Every convo on them starts with where are you or what are you doing?? Really captivating shit

Worst aspect of the ****ing things is that people are captives to them. Watch people deprived of mobiles for any period of timeie heading to work and the poor ****ers are busily scanning them before they lose access to them like a lawyer scanning a legal book for a loophole to exploit and then the poor ****ers can't wait to stare at the ****er as soon as they get access back.

All the while they are ignorant to what is basically a $30-$100 a month tax they are paying to a billion dollar companyfor something that isn't needed in life and they feel they can't live with out.

Spare me the bullshit

Queue some **** saying they need it for work!!!

GazFish35
03-10-2012, 08:20 PM
Furns needs his for work.

plague
03-10-2012, 08:26 PM
I dont need one either.
I just want one for porn, foz etc

russjaybee
04-10-2012, 09:26 AM
I don't need one either, but then again I don't need paytv, internet connection, hot water, my brazzers subscription etc. But I still want them. And I still have them.

Scripted Reality TV Shows.

boz-monaut
04-10-2012, 09:48 AM
...my brazzers subscription...:lulz:

q-money
04-10-2012, 10:57 AM
(y) (y)

Superdylan
04-10-2012, 11:21 AM
I'll expand on mobiles. Why do people go for expensive ones? I've heard of so many people with cracked iPhone screens it not funny. And people are on the Internet enough anyways.

My $50 which I've had for a year does the job.

Also don't understand why people like to text? Its much more effort then ringing.

q-money
04-10-2012, 11:30 AM
all these dinosaurs with nokia 3210s etc, you probably carry them round on a pouch on your belt

smartphones rock the planet

mobile vids of the griff, access to brazzers on the go, you don't know what you're missing

enjoy your WAP you late 90s throwback motha****az

Grimario
04-10-2012, 11:45 AM
I love my smart phone. I DO need it for work as well but the whole acceptable personal usage policy lets me do pretty much anything on it (as long as I am connected to home wifi, that is...)

plague
04-10-2012, 12:11 PM
Fantasy sports.
Seriously gay.

GazFish35
04-10-2012, 12:22 PM
Scripted Reality TV Shows.

are these popular?

Grimario
04-10-2012, 12:25 PM
are these popular?

Surely they are? There was one on TV last year about car repo or something. My wife loved it until she found out it was entirely scripted/staged/paid actors.

I prefer reality over reality TV to be honest.

Mitchy
05-10-2012, 04:45 PM
all these dinosaurs with nokia 3210s etc, you probably carry them round on a pouch on your belt

smartphones rock the planet

mobile vids of the griff, access to brazzers on the go, you don't know what you're missing

enjoy your WAP you late 90s throwback motha****az

picture messages :cool:

Retro Jet
05-10-2012, 10:31 PM
So people, I pose a question to you all...
Why the fk do Mobiles cost so much per minute?

With one research institute claiming that we'll have 29 million of them (http://www.budde.com.au/Research/Australia-Mobile-Communications-Subscriber-Statistics.html) orperating the end of year 2012,
how do these turds come up with the costs? They're just an elaborate radio ffs....
They can't cost that much to run once the towers have been installed and lets face it, there's a lot of towers that have been around for quite a while now.
The infrastructure that runs them must cost nowhere near the cost of maintaining the hardware for landlines in exchanges.
All those relays, cards and wires compared to...what? A freekin' aerial?

We're charged 3/5th's of 5/8th's of fk all for landlines in comparison.
There is probably half the number of landlines compared mobiles we have today from when Mobiles were first introduced.
For me it doesn't add up.

furns
05-10-2012, 10:59 PM
Do you have any idea how much it would cost to keep up to date with the explosion in bandwidth requirements, as well as investing in new tech like LTE?
The towers were only upgraded to 3G recently and now 4g is the new standard. This costs money, or you become Vodafone

front2
06-10-2012, 12:58 AM
Do you have any idea how much it would cost to keep up to date with the explosion in bandwidth requirements, as well as investing in new tech like LTE?
The towers were only upgraded to 3G recently and now 4g is the new standard. This costs money, or you become Vodafone

Furns. My cell phone is 3.5G . Nokia somthing which I have been using for almost 4yrs. It has served me like a champ over a broad area of the Asian region. In this backwater I stick with a Virgin provider and even have access to internet when needed for basic email/fb etc. My monthly plan is awesome and not once in 12mnths have I gone over my credit cap. I agree though, the next step up will be costly and at this stage I have limited options. I will stay Virgin through and through.

seldom
06-10-2012, 01:52 AM
Furns. My cell phone is 3.5G . Nokia somthing which I have been using for almost 4yrs. It has served me like a champ over a broad area of the Asian region. In this backwater I stick with a Virgin provider and even have access to internet when needed for basic email/fb etc. My monthly plan is awesome and not once in 12mnths have I gone over my credit cap. I agree though, the next step up will be costly and at this stage I have limited options. I will stay Virgin through and through.


come over to the dark side we'll be gentle

Retro Jet
06-10-2012, 02:16 PM
Do you have any idea how much it would cost to keep up to date with the explosion in bandwidth requirements, as well as investing in new tech like LTE?
The towers were only upgraded to 3G recently and now 4g is the new standard. This costs money, or you become Vodafone

Dude, you make it sound like the whole towers were replaced...
All those 1's and 0's. Must be costly paying them Super, Workers comp, PI/PL insurance, 1/4 Tax installments.....
Maybe the fans that cool the gear cost more. Card jockeys. Upgrades are simplerand cost less than you'd have us believe.

We're getting fleeced and I don't buy into anythng other than that.

plague
06-10-2012, 03:37 PM
Retro, here's your answer (and the motto of our capitalist society).
"Something doesn't cost what it's worth, it costs what someone will pay for it".

If you don't understand please think about the Mona Lisa then you'll know.

belchardo
10-10-2012, 12:48 PM
betting on sport. just don't get it.

do it every now and then, just seems like a bit of a waste of money.

boz-monaut
10-10-2012, 12:58 PM
with you on that

sif the Jets are reliable enough to risk money on

Grimario
10-10-2012, 01:11 PM
with you on that

sif the Jets are reliable enough to risk money on

$100 on Jets to draw/lose every weekend would probably make me a rich man this season.

boz-monaut
10-10-2012, 01:18 PM
only they wouldn't, they'd win the league or something stupid like that

pv4
10-10-2012, 01:21 PM
popular shit I don't get: minecraft

goaliepersempre
10-10-2012, 01:35 PM
welcome back pv4 :)

NUGUNS
12-10-2012, 04:57 PM
This thread seems to be a bunch of older guys who can't handle change.

I'm sure I'll be like this a in a few years time.

Although one thing I don't understand is how girls are dressing 10x sluttier than they were 5 years ago.

Shits cray.

The Dunster
12-10-2012, 06:07 PM
Apple products. They are shit.

MFKS
12-10-2012, 06:36 PM
This thread seems to be a bunch of older guys who can't handle change.

I'm sure I'll be like this a in a few years time.

Although one thing I don't understand is how girls are dressing 10x sluttier than they were 5 years ago.

Shits cray.

How old are you Nuguns?? This is another problem you will face as you age.

Women dress and act sluttier compared to your day all the time.

Some of the shit girls get up to in this day and age and do quite regularly and freely makes me cringe when back in my day you would have been the luckiest man in Newy to experience this shit

militiamon
12-10-2012, 07:04 PM
How old are you Nuguns?? This is another problem you will face as you age.

Women dress and act sluttier compared to your day all the time.

Would the good Member please explain why this is a problem?

plague
12-10-2012, 07:38 PM
Shits cray.

Judging by this language young man I'd say you have bigger issues than what young women are wearing.


Now if you don't mind I'm off to the shops in my utha utha Benz.

WolfMan
12-10-2012, 08:29 PM
Judging by this language young man I'd say you have bigger issues than what young women are wearing.


Now if you don't mind I'm off to the shops in my utha utha Benz.

Brilliant!

RedMexican
12-10-2012, 09:34 PM
Apple products. They are shit.
yesssss :yay:

pistolpete
12-10-2012, 09:50 PM
Pink or P!nk or however the dumb bitch wants to spell her name. How anyone finds her attractive or talented is beyond me

david silva
12-10-2012, 09:51 PM
Judging by this language young man I'd say you have bigger issues than what young women are wearing.


Now if you don't mind I'm off to the shops in my utha utha Benz.
love this

Retro Jet
12-10-2012, 10:55 PM
SIDG?
Why NCC (or their recycling contractor) have just replaced the yellow top 240L wheelie bin with.....a yellow top 240L wheelie bin.

belchardo
12-10-2012, 10:58 PM
SIDG?
Why NCC (or their recycling contractor) have just replaced the yellow top 240L wheelie bin with.....a yellow top 240L wheelie bin.

i believe the answer to that one is "different trucks"

seldom
12-10-2012, 11:40 PM
Pink or P!nk or however the dumb bitch wants to spell her name. How anyone finds her attractive or talented is beyond me

I'd give her a punch in the tweedies

Jeterpool
13-10-2012, 06:37 AM
i believe the answer to that one is "different trucks"

Current contract owner owns the bins. Taking them now contract finished.

Why NCC couldn't just pay them out for the bin cost ill never know

russjaybee
15-10-2012, 12:08 PM
Super tight pants / shorts for dudes.

Me no comprende?

How is that shit comfortable?

Bon
15-10-2012, 12:26 PM
Super tight pants / shorts for dudes.

Me no comprende?

How is that shit comfortable?

Mate, its going on everywhere at the moment. Especially those same tiny, pastel coloured shorts (usually faded orange, or a light blue)..
Its up there with chicks wearing high-wasted grandma jeans..

Beeen
15-10-2012, 12:30 PM
You love the high-wasted grandma jeans mate. I've been told by a slippery southerner you own some.

pistolpete
15-10-2012, 12:32 PM
Also when guys wear their jeans so low you can see what they had for breakfast. If you can't get the jeans over your ass then maybe you should go up a size?

Bon
15-10-2012, 12:35 PM
You love the high-wasted grandma jeans mate. I've been told by a slippery southerner you own some.

HAHAHA.. I love the high cut aspect, but then when the chicks are basically chewing on their belts cause they are so high up, its not a good look..
You should stop listening to Rabbit when it comes to fashion..

russjaybee
15-10-2012, 02:34 PM
Also when guys wear their jeans so low you can see what they had for breakfast. If you can't get the jeans over your ass then maybe you should go up a size?

Completely agree. Also this strange new cut of jeans that is worn around the waste but the crotch sags like you've got them hanging low, and then the legs taper and get tight? WTF?

MFKS
15-10-2012, 11:42 PM
Would the good Member please explain why this is a problem?

It is only a problem in that you feel you have missing out back in your day. The sluttier behavior and sluttier dress sense of the modern woman the Member is all for.

I just regret that back in my day when you were on the hunt for skirt 24-7 this slutty behavior/slutty dress sense was very much harder to find than in today's girls. I just plain well feel I have missed out on something and that my sex life would have been much better being born 10-15 years later than I was

Bon
16-10-2012, 08:24 AM
It is only a problem in that you feel you have missing out back in your day. The sluttier behavior and sluttier dress sense of the modern woman the Member is all for.

I just regret that back in my day when you were on the hunt for skirt 24-7 this slutty behavior/slutty dress sense was very much harder to find than in today's girls. I just plain well feel I have missed out on something and that my sex life would have been much better being born 10-15 years later than I was

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Jetmaster
18-10-2012, 08:02 AM
It is only a problem in that you feel you have missing out back in your day. The sluttier behavior and sluttier dress sense of the modern woman the Member is all for.

I just regret that back in my day when you were on the hunt for skirt 24-7 this slutty behavior/slutty dress sense was very much harder to find than in today's girls. I just plain well feel I have missed out on something and that my sex life would have been much better being born 10-15 years later than I was

I hear ya there - back in the day any girl with tits was the centre of attention and with the boys having long hair as well it was almost impossible to tell which was which.

Girls went out in shirts and jeans, (no slutty dresses) and would not put out easily, no HJs either as a substitute.

And you couldn't get them drunk because the only drinks available for chicks were port & coke, west coast coolers and shandies !!!

LINGERA
18-10-2012, 08:40 AM
Online First-Person Shooters.

I'm in my early 20s and cannot for the life of me understand why people go apeshit over a Call of Duty game that is slightly different from the previous one. At least FIFA does change a fair bit each year. I would much prefer to play a game with a good plot line or FIFA than the FPSs.

FIFA would have to be the most overrated game ever.. pass, pass, pass, pass, shoot, tackle, tackle, tackle, SLIDE TACKLE!, free kick. and repeat boooooring

LINGERA
18-10-2012, 08:51 AM
Mobile Phones. Every ****s got one except me. ****s bag me about saying I need one> Yeah like you need anything other than food water air Griffo Etc

Every convo on them starts with where are you or what are you doing?? Really captivating shit

Worst aspect of the ****ing things is that people are captives to them. Watch people deprived of mobiles for any period of timeie heading to work and the poor ****ers are busily scanning them before they lose access to them like a lawyer scanning a legal book for a loophole to exploit and then the poor ****ers can't wait to stare at the ****er as soon as they get access back.

All the while they are ignorant to what is basically a $30-$100 a month tax they are paying to a billion dollar companyfor something that isn't needed in life and they feel they can't live with out.

Spare me the bullshit

Queue some **** saying they need it for work!!!

The guy in your avatar has one!

Grimario
18-10-2012, 09:42 AM
FIFA would have to be the most overrated game ever.. pass, pass, pass, pass, shoot, tackle, tackle, tackle, SLIDE TACKLE!, free kick. and repeat boooooring

Welcome to every game ever invented.

Startcraft : harvest, build, harvest, harvest, build, build, build, attack, attack, attack, defend, attack, attack, win/lose
Diablo: click, loot, click, loot, click, loot, click, loot
Any FPS: run, duck, shoot, die, respawn, run, shoot, shoot, camp, camp, camp, die, respawn, shoot, run shoot, run, run, run
Any car games: accelerate, turn, brake, accelerate, turn, accelerate, brake, turn, finish.

russjaybee
18-10-2012, 10:36 AM
Attempting to think of games that might break that trend.

Minecraft
Gary's Mod
GTA Series ??

PS there is a shit-load more to FIFA than actually playing the matches.

toad
18-10-2012, 10:49 AM
Attempting to think of games that might break that trend.

Dear Esther ? :D

q-money
18-10-2012, 10:56 AM
scorched earth

toad
18-10-2012, 11:00 AM
scorched earth

ahh the memories.

multi-player hotseat games in general = awesome.

plague
18-10-2012, 11:43 AM
Girls went out in shirts and jeans, (no slutty dresses) and would not put out easily, no HJs either as a substitute.

And you couldn't get them drunk because the only drinks available for chicks were port & coke, west coast coolers and shandies !!!

Dude.
How can anyone old enough to live in this era still be alive?
What are you 110 or something?
Sounds like the freakin Flintstones or something.

q-money
18-10-2012, 01:31 PM
sif the old time birds aren't great

full bush, stupid haircuts, big arses

the 80s = (y)

masala and coke = (y)

Jetmaster
18-10-2012, 09:48 PM
Ah yes - the full hairy muff...breakfast of champions !

Jetmaster
18-10-2012, 09:49 PM
Dude.
How can anyone old enough to live in this era still be alive?
What are you 110 or something?
Sounds like the freakin Flintstones or something.

And I remember a schooner of port and coke was 60 cents !!!
This is 30 years ago.

seldom
18-10-2012, 10:54 PM
Ah yes - the full hairy muff...breakfast of champions !

yeah blokes these days don't know what a good feed is

seldom
18-10-2012, 11:00 PM
Girls went out in shirts and jeans, (no slutty dresses) and would not put out easily, no HJs either as a substitute.

had two girlfriends in my latter schoolyears who both wanted to remain pure...but had more HJs than hot dinners ffs

WolfMan
19-10-2012, 05:57 AM
had two girlfriends in my latter schoolyears who both wanted to remain pure...but had more HJs than hot dinners ffs

I remember hot dinners.... *sigh*

MFKS
19-10-2012, 10:26 AM
The guy in your avatar has one!


FFS

Who is the guy in my avatar???

Anyone else here who recognises said bloke in my Avatar refrain from posting the answer. I am actually looking to see if some one gets it wrong

LINGERA
19-10-2012, 01:48 PM
cant tell its too small...

MFKS
19-10-2012, 02:25 PM
:wtf:Being the size it is is irrelevant.

Not being able to recognise a Newy legend concerns me even more

Hopefully this will help you out a bit more!!!

http://static.lifeislocal.com.au/multimedia/images/full/1544331.jpg

Rocknerd
19-10-2012, 02:38 PM
cant tell its too small...

That's what she said, then Griff put her straight!

LINGERA
19-10-2012, 02:43 PM
aahk the dark hair threw me

LINGERA
19-10-2012, 02:45 PM
is it hesky? and clearly if hesky likes mobiles as much as your avatar suggests you would have to start liking them too

MFKS
19-10-2012, 02:54 PM
Just coz the bloke in my avatar uses Mobile Phones doesn't mean the Member should jump on the bandwagon. Under that basis or your argument and said bloke having the ability to walk on water the Member should be down by the foreshore this arvo attempting to walk on water also. And that won't be happening.

Just like how said bloke is holding a cup of over priced watered down Stade de Newy beer. Member won't be seen tomorrow doing the same thing

Buddha
19-10-2012, 04:34 PM
i dont get why teens these days honestly think its a good thing to go out and find house parties to get smashed and do drugs & root every guy/girl or even both. wasting your life away, do something good with yourself, work, do your homework, i dunno, something other then destroy your body with booze and buds.

q-money
19-10-2012, 04:50 PM
do your homework...then go get smashed and root chicks/blokes imo

MFKS
19-10-2012, 05:06 PM
Q Man don't encourage Buddha to go searching for Jail Bait

http://www.tacinept.com/Nigels_Stuff/jkg ott.jpg
http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/rr22/jailhouse_08/Fail%20Pics/JAILBAIT.png

hawk
19-10-2012, 09:17 PM
i dont get why teens these days honestly think its a good thing to go out and find house parties to get smashed and do drugs & root every guy/girl or even both. wasting your life away, do something good with yourself, work, do your homework, i dunno, something other then destroy your body with booze and buds.
If you cant beatem go tha daisy eh.

furns
19-10-2012, 10:34 PM
do your homework...then go get smashed and root chicks/blokes imothis never worked. While I was doing homework all the deadshits had picked up the girls.

Positive news tho, f you wait a few years you are working in a sweet job with good cash coming in, and the deadshits are now manning the checkouts at Woolies. Or a servo.

Retro Jet
22-10-2012, 12:45 AM
:wtf:Being the size it is is irrelevant.

Not being able to recognise a Newy legend concerns me even more

Hopefully this will help you out a bit more!!!

http://static.lifeislocal.com.au/multimedia/images/full/1544331.jpg

And the small bloke to Griff's right is....
1st one to PM me with the right answer gets a beer Fri night. (I'm good for it)

slobsy
22-10-2012, 12:53 PM
Positive news tho, f you wait a few years you are working in a sweet job with good cash coming in, and the deadshits are now manning the checkouts at Woolies. Or a servo.

probably still pulling all the ladies though

Jeterpool
24-09-2013, 09:42 AM
iOS 7.

I'm finding it full of bugs and it seems apple have focussed soley on making it look better while being difficult to navigate, respond poorly and functionally difficult.

Maybe i'm just struggling to get used to it now it's changed.

russjaybee
24-09-2013, 11:15 AM
The fashion of guys wearing very tight shorts in horrible pastel colours?

Why? Someone please explain.

furns
24-09-2013, 12:19 PM
hipsters

Bon
26-09-2013, 04:02 PM
The fashion of guys wearing very tight shorts in horrible pastel colours?

Why? Someone please explain.

Yeah, this one drives me insane..
I've asked chicks about it, and they all tell me that guys look ridiculous wearing them..
(I think its similar to when they tried to bring back the REALLY HIGH wasted jeans for chicks, you know the granny ones I'm talking about that almost go high enough to hold their boobs up.. It just looks munted..)

Being 6'8" and trying to find boardies or shorts to cover up my pasty white thighs is getting increasingly tougher..

russjaybee
26-09-2013, 04:33 PM
Yeah, this one drives me insane..
I've asked chicks about it, and they all tell me that guys look ridiculous wearing them..
(I think its similar to when they tried to bring back the REALLY HIGH wasted jeans for chicks, you know the granny ones I'm talking about that almost go high enough to hold their boobs up.. It just looks munted..)


Agree and the chicks I've asked have answered the same. Ridic.

q-money
26-09-2013, 06:07 PM
high waisted jeans on chicks with big butts are the business

big butts is also the business wut

militiamon
26-09-2013, 06:25 PM
^ agreed, I'm a huge proponent of the look.

q-money
26-09-2013, 07:21 PM
:cool:

nf sartorialist party

big butts :cool:

russjaybee
27-09-2013, 10:33 AM
dem butts

Schultz
15-10-2013, 09:20 PM
high waisted jeans on chicks with big butts are the business

big butts is also the business wut

Squillions

Jeterpool
18-11-2013, 12:47 PM
Eyelashes placed on headlights of cars.

I just don't get it - I thought they'd gone but clearly they haven't.

hawk
24-12-2013, 10:00 AM
How the fk can Sudan afford a civil war. cant get a potato but can grow an AK47. no wonder hippies run to the hills to live simply.

Bon
24-12-2013, 10:05 AM
How the fk can Sudan afford a civil war. cant get a potato but can grow an AK47. no wonder hippies run to the hills to live simply.

On a side-note, the creator of the AK47, Mikhail Kalashnikov, passed away today.. " I would prefer to have invented a machine that people could use and that would help farmers with their work"

pv4
09-01-2014, 10:57 PM
Nek nominate

WolfMan
14-01-2014, 09:48 AM
Nek nominate

+1

sanchez
15-01-2014, 11:31 PM
Beardless Hamma.

lolwut?

militiamon
21-01-2014, 09:06 PM
Not exactly new, but - bogan child names.

Facebook status from my news feed:


Excellent afternoon hanging out with Chayce and meeting my new baby cousin Graison

Chayce?
Graison?
Oh dear God.

sanchez
21-01-2014, 09:10 PM
lol, f*ck...names like that surely raise an instant red flag to DOCS

militiamon
21-01-2014, 09:21 PM
^ Added to the list, right below Jaxon, Broden, and Kayden.

Bon
21-01-2014, 09:48 PM
^ Added to the list, right below Jaxon, Broden, and Kayden.

Don't forget all the car names too.. Porsche, Mercedes, etc

sanchez
21-01-2014, 09:50 PM
Proper came across a kid called Datsun once....lolz

Premy
21-01-2014, 10:28 PM
Torana don't make Morano cry I'm trying to get Escort of to sleep so I can feed Skyline and Imbreza.

seldom
21-01-2014, 10:36 PM
xavier and earl....just drown em at birth...be less painful ffs

parksey
21-01-2014, 11:57 PM
there's a girl i work with whose name is spelled kamilah.

also a dude called blaire.

pv4
22-01-2014, 07:06 AM
Sorry if anyone is named it, but I have a big problem with the name Harley. Probably because any and every Harley I've ever met has been a little bogan kid or do-you-even-lift bro.

russjaybee
22-01-2014, 09:20 AM
Blaire is not an un-common male name, also I don't mind the name Xavier.

parksey
22-01-2014, 10:51 AM
so i'm guessing your name is either blaire or xavier.

plague
22-01-2014, 12:53 PM
Little kid called 'Bhayleigh' was introduced to me recently.
Also have acquaintances call their kid 'Atticus'.
Some parents are just turds.
Problem s the parents think they are killing it.
and yes, 'Bhayleighs' dad has the kids name tattooed up his forearm.

plague
22-01-2014, 01:02 PM
To be fair though, my mum and dad named me Plague so I prob can't say too much.

russjaybee
22-01-2014, 01:09 PM
so i'm guessing your name is either blaire or xavier.

Close, Blaxier.



Also have acquaintances call their kid 'Atticus'.


Makes me think of... Atticus Finch? Was that his name??

Bon
22-01-2014, 01:30 PM
Makes me think of... Atticus Finch? Was that his name??

That was his name..

russjaybee
22-01-2014, 02:38 PM
His name was... Robert Paulson.

parksey
22-01-2014, 03:54 PM
Close, Blaxier

lol

slobsy
23-01-2014, 10:05 AM
Sorry if anyone is named it, but I have a big problem with the name Harley. Probably because any and every Harley I've ever met has been a little bogan kid or do-you-even-lift bro.

My mum runs a childcare centre, she once had a kid called Harley Davidson who brought in a bong for show-and-tell.

Jetmaster
23-01-2014, 10:23 AM
Having worked in welfare the stupidest names I came across included...

Cndys - instead of Candice ffs
X
Satan
Sonny Bill
Joy Rider

Honestly though, baby names are like Facebook comments - it's all about raising the status for lowlifes and bogans. Oddly you don't see the middle class try this shit anywhere near as much, although it is more common for the kids to change spelling themselves - eg Siimon and Dannniiii.

Also hate fat ugly chicks tatting themselves all over to boost their self esteem, Facebook posts from said women justifying their fatness, and further Facebook posts from more women justifying their fetish with wine. On my feed I saw a post - "the best thing about having kids is the amount of wine you get to drink" :banghead:

q-money
23-01-2014, 10:29 AM
some kid in NZ was called "mafia no fear", i thought it was pretty good

pv4
23-01-2014, 11:08 AM
My mum runs a childcare centre, she once had a kid called Harley Davidson who brought in a bong for show-and-tell.

:rof:

the blue manc
23-01-2014, 11:17 AM
His name was... Robert Paulson.

gold

sanchez
23-01-2014, 11:22 PM
I remember I once spoke to a bloke in an old job who had asked to change his name on his policy. I thought it was a piss take and requested the obvious documents to verify...upon receipt of a valid driver's licence and his new certificate from births, deaths and marriages I was more than happy to amend his name to Mr Fully Hektik Sik.

I shit you not.