Women's World Cup Sweeps 2023

[Bon]

Quickly seeing if anyone is interested before I get down to actually organising it.. haha

And before pv4 asks, no, Pam is still retired sorry.

[Jeterpool]

In

[belchardo]

sure, i'll jump in.

Not sure why you can't ask Pam to make a comeback for this though.

[baldrick]

Sure thing

[Bremsstrahlung]

Always keen

[Bon]

Ok, so will do it the same as we did for the last WC.. 32 teams..
Everyone involved will get one team from the top ranked 16 (Pumpers), and one team from the bottom ranked 16 (Ploppers).

As of June 9th, these are the FIFA rankings for the teams:



Pumpers



USA
1


Germany
2


Sweden
3


England
4


France
5


Spain
6


Canada
7


Brazil
8


Netherlands
9


Australia
10


Japan
11


Norway
12


Denmark
13


China
14


Italy
16


South Korea
17


Ploppers



Switzerland
20


Portugal
21


Rep Ireland
22


Colombia
25


NZ
26


Argentina
28


Vietnam
32


Costa Rica
36


Nigeria
40


Jamaica
43


Philippines
46


Panama
52


Haiti
53


South Africa
54


Morocco
72


Zambia
77

[Bon]

Not sure why you can't ask Pam to make a comeback for this though.

Hahaha.. Ill try and get in touch with her and see.. She's retired and tending to her roses in Singo these days..

[plague]

I will participate in your sweep thank you.

Please give your boy plague a team with some hotties so i can completely objectify them and act a right creep.



Cheers,
plague.

[380]

Yes please

[Bon]

So far we have:
Bon
Frodo
Jeterpool
belchardo
baldrick
Bremsstrahlung
pv4
plague
380
SuperDylan

That means..... 6 Spots left, as I'm giving SuperDylan one due to him being on Contiki and ripping Europe a new one..

[Local Rules]

I would like to participate if there are spots available

[Bon]

I would like to participate if there are spots available

Of course, mate!

That leaves 5 spots left.. If we can fill them asap, I'll hopefully be able to do the draw tomorrow.

[Macca]

I'm in

[A.J.]

I'm keen

[Bon]

You are in..

3 spots left.

[Hunter403]

In

[Bon]

Two more spots, otherwise I'll just draw it so that four random people that are already in will get an extra team each..
Will do this at 3pm..

[plague]

Put q-man in hes a massive pervert.

Put the good member in just because he'll hate being aligned with womens sports and ill get a laugh out of it.

There. Slots full.

Get on it Pam.

Cheers,
plague.

[Bon]

Put q-man in hes a massive pervert.

Put the good member in just because he'll hate being aligned with womens sports and ill get a laugh out of it.

There. Slots full.

Get on it Pam.

Cheers,
plague.

Brilliant thinking, sorted!

[Killa]

any spots left?

[Bon]

Ok, draw is done! I recruited the help of Morgan to draw the names and teams..

Results and teams are as follows, good luck all!!!:

Bon - USA, Philippines
Frodo - Norway, Ireland
Jeterpool - Brazil, Costa Rica
belchardo - Sweden, Portugal
baldrick - Canada, Zambia
Bremsstrahlung - Denmark, Morocco
pv4 - Netherlands, Argentina
plague - China, Haiti
380 - Germany, Jamaica
SuperDylan - South Africa, Italy
LocalRules - Spain, Switzerland
Macca - Australia, NZ
A.J. - South Korea, Vietnam
Hunter403 - England, Colombia
qmoney - Japan, Panama
MFKS - France, Nigeria

[Jeterpool]

Ok, draw is done! I recruited the help of Morgan to draw the names and teams..

Results and teams are as follows, good luck all!!!:

Bon - USA, Philippines
Frodo - Norway, Ireland
Jeterpool - Brazil, Costa Rica
belchardo - Sweden, Portugal
baldrick - Canada, Zambia
Bremsstrahlung - Denmark, Morocco
pv4 - Netherlands, Argentina
plague - China, Haiti
380 - Germany, Jamaica
SuperDylan - South Africa, Italy
LocalRules - Spain, Switzerland
Macca - Australia, NZ
A.J. - South Korea, Vietnam
Hunter403 - England, Colombia
qmoney - Japan, Panama
MFKS - France, Nigeria

Not rigged at all, Bon. Of COURSE you picked the USA

[Bon]

Not rigged at all, Bon. Of COURSE you picked the USA

As soon as Morgan pulled that out.. I KNEW this would be coming!!! haha
In my family sweep, i got bloody Norway and NZ!

[Jeterpool]

As soon as Morgan pulled that out.. I KNEW this would be coming!!! haha
In my family sweep, i got bloody Norway and NZ!

Ha ha ha ha!! Finally I have some ammo to fire back at those false accusations I was using Masterfoods sauce!!

I'm just disappointed it took me 6 minutes....

[plague]

Perfect selections Morgan.

After spending quite a bit of time in the company of Ultimate Boss Xi these past few years, supporting the Steel Roses to glory is my absolute pleasure (and duty).

Also, after President Trump single handedly saved Haiti from a hurricane a years back (did you see how far that man can fling a roll of paper towel?), their facilities and football development were sure to be unaffected.

Expecting a huge showing from both my teams.

Game on.

[plague]

Also, Member, first time hes probably been entertained by some minority women without having to pay.

Brave new world enjoy it son.

[380]

Also, Member, first time hes probably been entertained by some minority women without having to pay.

Brave new world enjoy it son.

Nomination for post of the year

[Frodo]

Fark, it doesn't look like I'll have much to do in here after the group stages.

[Hunter403]

Should Macca rename himself to Anzac now?

[A.J.]

Also, Member, first time hes probably been entertained by some minority women without having to pay.

Brave new world enjoy it son.

If only he'd been assigned my draw of South Korea and Vietnam, he might feel a little more at home

[Macca]

Should Macca rename himself to Anzac now?

Looking forward to some home ground advantage

[MFKS]

Put q-man in hes a massive pervert.

Put the good member in just because he'll hate being aligned with womens sports and ill get a laugh out of it.

There. Slots full.

Get on it Pam.

Cheers,
plague.

Ain't watching any of this shit either

Can't believe these people pay money to watch these clowns play

If they want to watch such incompetence a Jets season ticket is a bargain buy

[MFKS]

Also, Member, first time hes probably been entertained by some minority women without having to pay.

Brave new world enjoy it son.

I will pay that attempt at humour

Well played Sir

[q-money]

cant believe we panamaniacs are getting done like this

[q-money]

Also, Member, first time hes probably been entertained by some minority women without having to pay.

Brave new world enjoy it son.

plague the zanetti of the foz, just plugging up and down the wing forever, giving his all to make us smile

[Frodo]

Ireland obviously gone, but my Norwegian girls have taken care of one of Bon and Macca's teams each. Sorry Boys.

[Frodo]

Round of 16
Switzerland (LocalRules) vs Spain (LocalRules)
Japan (qmoney) vs Norway (Frodo)
Netherlands (Pv4) vs South Africa (SuperDylan)
Sweden (Belchardo) vs USA (Bon)
England (Hunter403) vs Nigeria (MFKS)
Australia (Macca) vs Denmark (Bremsstrahlung)
Colombia (Hunter403) vs Jamaica (380)
France (MFKS) vs Morocco (Bremsstrahlung)

[Frodo]

Couple of surprises there.

4: people have both teams still alive, but poor old LocalRules better pray for a miracle to get both into the next round, lol.
MFKS, Brem and Hunter403 being the other 3.


SuperDylan making it this far with only a single goal scored is as impressive as the man himself.

380 would have been confident of having a team make it out of the group stages but probably didn't expect the one that he got.

Jeterpool.pulled one of the real big hitters and he's already going home, same with Baldrick and his Olympic Gold Medal winning antics.

QMoney better be shaking in his boots at the prospect of having to face me, we got beaten by NZ, drew with the the Swiss and then finally turned up to send Stajic all the way to Perth. Surely Japan aren't that much better than the Philippines right?

[Jeterpool]

Well this sucks....

[Local Rules]

Couple of surprises there.

4: people have both teams still alive, but poor old LocalRules better pray for a miracle to get both into the next round, lol.
MFKS, Brem and Hunter403 being the other 3.


SuperDylan making it this far with only a single goal scored is as impressive as the man himself.

380 would have been confident of having a team make it out of the group stages but probably didn't expect the one that he got.

Jeterpool.pulled one of the real big hitters and he's already going home, same with Baldrick and his Olympic Gold Medal winning antics.

QMoney better be shaking in his boots at the prospect of having to face me, we got beaten by NZ, drew with the the Swiss and then finally turned up to send Stajic all the way to Perth. Surely Japan aren't that much better than the Philippines right?

Not the best of luck I will admit but I shall sit back and await my next opponent in the quarter finals. With the heavyweights falling like dominoes this could be anybody's world cup.

[Frodo]

I never even liked football anyway.

[Frodo]

Quarter Finals Tim's


Spain (LocalRules) vs Netherlands (PV4)

Japan (qmoney) vs Sweden (Belchardo)

England (Hunter403) vs Colombia (Hunter403)

Australia (Macca) vs France (MFKS)

[Frodo]

So only 5 people got knocked out over 8 games which proves that Maths is hard.

Only 1 person with 2 teams left and I will be extremely shocked if they both make it through to the next round. Unlucky Hunter.

I know we don't usually like to pick on anybody on here, but I really hope L? Member and his s?lly littl? fr???ch girls are too busy getting lost in Karchaoui's beautiful eyes to show up and play. How they managed to convince someone who is both Moroccan amd related to Lightning McQueen to play for them is beyond me.


Anybody getting confident they will win it all and have bragging rights until the next major tournament? Maybe we should have a special signature for whoever wins to gloat with?

[Hunter403]

Quarter Finals Tim's


Spain (LocalRules) vs Netherlands (PV4)

Japan (qmoney) vs Sweden (Belchardo)

England (Hunter403) vs Colombia (Hunter403)

Australia (Macca) vs France (MFKS)

Can't lose!

[belchardo]

Sayonara q.

[Local Rules]

Sayonara q.

hejd? belchardo

Hopefully I see Macca in the final

[Macca]

hejd? belchardo

Hopefully I see Macca in the final

Hope to see you there too xo

[Hunter403]

Never won a raffle in my life. Australia are specials if I'm on England

[Local Rules]

Well that was a ride and a half. Well done girls. Viva espana

[Retro Jet]

Someone should tweet Piers Morgan: "It's hard to bully your opponents when you can't catch them!" :roflz:
England schooled...

[Bon]

Congratulations Local Rules!!

[Local Rules]

Congratulations Local Rules!!

Thanks Bon

Now to bask in the glory for the next 4 years

[Macca]

The Spanish girls were playing some tidy stuff in the first half. Very easy to watch.