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boz-monaut
08-01-2013, 07:11 AM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2013/jan/07/annoying-cliches-modern-football-open-thread

a good article and discussion on the over use of clichés in football

it reads like a Fox Sports highlights show

380
08-01-2013, 08:45 AM
Slaters

Venom Power and Violence. and also " should have done better ".

Jeterpool
08-01-2013, 09:19 AM
Slaters

Venom Power and Violence. and also " should have done better ".

Slaterism's...don't get me started.

Harper and the jockey calling Nix games are worse...maybe...it's tight.

pv4
08-01-2013, 09:22 AM
Harper

melbourne victory's defence, the caramello bears, the soft centres

380
08-01-2013, 12:26 PM
The jockey calling the Nix games has it in a photo finish. Its the only game of the week i kid you not the young bloke and i turn the volume down on fox.

MFKS
08-01-2013, 12:50 PM
Wheres the game gone with the Harperisms??

Up like a gazelle in mating season

belchardo
08-01-2013, 01:37 PM
or a spawning salmon

goaliepersempre
08-01-2013, 01:43 PM
or a spawning salmon

there we go....

GazFish35
08-01-2013, 02:26 PM
Against Adelaide one of their mob had three options running into the box, he beat his man, didn't cross, beat his man again, then crossed, but by the all his options were covered by defenders.... Take it away Andy....

He should really have tossed when he best his man the first time, but he tried to beat him again, but by then it was too late, he had multiple options that were all by then closed down, his goose was cooked...... or geese rather, because there were more than one.



FFS. I'd rather listen to the two kiwi numpties.

plague
08-01-2013, 03:39 PM
Slaters

Venom Power and Violence. and also " should have done better ".

Yeah Slater bobbed up with "and he gives it some violence" about 2 seasons back. This was lifted word for word by John Gregory (ex-Villa gaffer) who used it all the time on the Premier League telecasts.
(whether Gregory stole it from someone else is unknown and would be unsurprising).

After a bit (and no doubt being tipped off) Slater tweaked it to something else about violence.
Still just as lame though, but original and lame.

goaliepersempre
08-01-2013, 03:47 PM
its just annoying that they go off on these tangents. How about just telling how it is and commentate the actual game and learn peoples names. FFS they get payed for the shit they produce.

LINGERA
09-01-2013, 04:14 PM
anyone notice in cricket they use the word "Genuine" to explain basically everything.

Jeterpool
11-01-2013, 09:03 PM
Slaters

Venom Power and Violence. and also " should have done better ".

66 minutes Adelaide match

More reliable than the sun rising

Grimario
12-05-2013, 04:20 AM
THIS IS THE CUP! MIRACLES DO HAPPEN!

To be fair, that was a fantastic game. Going to regret it tomorrow though...