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hawk
13-01-2013, 11:37 PM
Hey arj you smashed us today. Malinga knows how to bowl around and over the wicket at same time. now for some tea.

seldom
14-01-2013, 12:15 AM
Hey arj you smashed us today. Malinga knows how to bowl around and over the wicket at same time. now for some tea.

Truth...lol

Nelson Bay Road
18-01-2013, 03:19 PM
6/30 after 11 overs...
Shows once again our batsmen cant face a ball that moves around...

belchardo
18-01-2013, 03:26 PM
6/30 after 11 overs...
Shows once again our batsmen cant face a ball that moves around...

good sign for england.

johnson to top score.

belchardo
18-01-2013, 03:40 PM
make that 7 for.

bloody johnson. all his fault.

the_butcher
18-01-2013, 03:44 PM
8

the_butcher
18-01-2013, 03:47 PM
Interesting fact: the 3 lowest ODI totals have all been against the lankans. Can bowl khunts out cheaply those fellas.

slobsy
18-01-2013, 04:15 PM
says a lot about my interest in the limited overs form of the game that I have never heard of the bloke that is captain of our national team

plague
18-01-2013, 04:52 PM
Thought we were on track for no players making double digits.
Blokes at the end ruined it.

belchardo
18-01-2013, 05:36 PM
lankans trying to throw this away.

the_butcher
18-01-2013, 05:44 PM
These two will get it

belchardo
18-01-2013, 07:20 PM
pathetic effort by the bowlers, couldn't even defend 75. best drop some. sorry, rotate them.

hawk
20-01-2013, 08:53 PM
starc 50. lunka are the goods

slobsy
22-01-2013, 10:55 AM
Beer snake world record broken at the SCG on Sunday.

Top effort Australia.

hawk
26-01-2013, 08:18 PM
caen straya

northern_swan
26-01-2013, 08:23 PM
Where's the flashing lights on the stumps and bails?

hawk
26-01-2013, 11:32 PM
Where's the flashing lights on the stumps and bails?

yeah cheap bums.
bring on the windies marn

hawk
22-12-2013, 07:20 PM
more gash, mere bt uni

front2
02-01-2014, 11:03 PM
Wat a silky catch!

Bon
02-01-2014, 11:04 PM
Wat a silky catch!

I see what you did there... :tongue:

It was awesome..

q-money
02-01-2014, 11:12 PM
absolutely rubbish game other than that, is this what really passes for cricket these days? every ball is a ****ing wide.

Grimario
02-01-2014, 11:38 PM
I watched part of a game the other night and honestly don't know what the deal with the shit bowling. Is that just the standard outside the top domestic bowlers?

Premy
04-01-2014, 10:10 PM
Laser pointers at the T20

Cricket Hooligans

Grimario
05-01-2014, 10:13 AM
Did it even make the news?

Jim
09-06-2019, 10:38 PM
If Warner is worth a penny he will put in a real dig in this WC game. Or he'll revert to being a chump and failing when we need him most.

Jetmaster
12-06-2019, 10:20 PM
Wish someone would take that Gray Nicholls guitar and either smash it Who style or shove it up his clacker.

Bon
13-06-2019, 08:14 AM
Wish someone would take that Gray Nicholls guitar and either smash it Who style or shove it up his clacker.

I can imagine Dunster being all over that..

Jetmaster
13-06-2019, 03:56 PM
It's bad enough that it screaches every break, but the bloke only knows about four riffs and plays them over and over....

Jim
22-06-2019, 11:38 PM
India not looking to interested v Afghan

plague
26-06-2019, 01:37 PM
the ball from Starc that got Stokes out was a bit special.

my goodness.

Bon
26-06-2019, 01:38 PM
the ball from Starc that got Stokes out was a bit special.

my goodness.

Brilliant..

Grimario
15-07-2019, 04:55 AM
That was compelling viewing. Holy ****ing shit biscuits.

Bon
15-07-2019, 08:25 AM
That was compelling viewing. Holy ****ing shit biscuits.

Ridiculous stuff..
The 6 overthrows was just something else entirely..

The Dunster
15-07-2019, 02:59 PM
Poms had a lot of good fortune to get them over the line this morning. From surviving an LBW on the first ball of their innings to that deflection of the runners bat for overthrows.
Nothing went the Kiwis way in the match and yet they still went about as close as is possible without winning.

I genuinely wanted the Kiwis to win as I have absolutely no sympathy or allegiance to anything English.

belchardo
15-07-2019, 03:10 PM
The 6 overthrows was just something else entirely..

in the sense that maybe it should have only been 5?

https://www.theroar.com.au/2019/07/15/were-the-umpires-wrong-to-award-england-six-runs-for-this-freak-moment/

Bon
15-07-2019, 03:17 PM
in the sense that maybe it should have only been 5?

https://www.theroar.com.au/2019/07/15/were-the-umpires-wrong-to-award-england-six-runs-for-this-freak-moment/

Wow... I did not know this..

evolution
15-07-2019, 03:21 PM
in the sense that maybe it should have only been 5?

https://www.theroar.com.au/2019/07/15/were-the-umpires-wrong-to-award-england-six-runs-for-this-freak-moment/

It 100% won't happen... but I'd love the ICC to come out and say the umpires got it wrong and change the result accordingly, awarding the win to NZ. The scenes would be amazing in a "here you go... just kidding" Simpsons clown college way.

belchardo
15-07-2019, 04:09 PM
It 100% won't happen... but I'd love the ICC to come out and say the umpires got it wrong and change the result accordingly, awarding the win to NZ. The scenes would be amazing in a "here you go... just kidding" Simpsons clown college way.

ticker-tape parade down the mall, queen watching on with tears in her eyes, pissed english cricketers dancing the sprinkler in the open top bus, ben stokes punching on at the nearest pub. chopper approaches, edmund hillary and neil finn hanging below on SAS ropes, hillary punches morgan, finn steals the trophy.

plague
15-07-2019, 04:46 PM
nah oerfect ending.

kiwis didnt lose, english didnt win. umps discrace they got rules wrong. horrible fielding from everyone and we get to revel in the fact that not one single English player of any consequence across the whole tournament did one single thing to help them win.

Its Kevin Pietersen all over again.

The English are the Qatar national team of world cricket. proper jokes.

this is why Trump won.

build that wall.

plague
15-07-2019, 04:48 PM
plus Lewis won the F1's and all the wankers in England hate him but the public love him and i love him too so nobody cares about the cricket anymore.



oh, get your cash on the Poms to win the Ashes though. easy money.

belchardo
03-11-2019, 05:09 PM
holy shit Irfan is a giant!