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hawk
25-11-2013, 10:08 PM
Referee beheaded by fans for killing player
The barely believable incident happened in Maranhao, Brazil, last Sunday.
According to reports in Brazil, referee Otavio Jordao da Silva (20) fatally stabbed footballer Josenir dos Santos Abreu (30) during a heated moment of a match.

Santos Abreu is believed to have argued and then struck the referee after being unhappy with a decision. It is believed the referee was carrying a knife throughout the match and fatally stabbed the player in retaliation. Santos Abreu was rushed to hospital but died from injuries on the way. Outraged by the incident, some spectators then apparently decided to inflict a gruesome revenge on the referee.

According to reports, the referee was tied up, beaten, stoned and quartered. They then put his head on a stake and planted it in the middle of the pitch. One man, Luiz Moraes de Souza, 27, has been arrested over the incident. He has admitted to assaulting the referee but denied killing the man. Police are searching for two more suspects.

They are currently viewing video footage of the incident filmed by a witness with a mobile phone. In a statement, the regional delegate of Santa Ines, Valter Costa, who is looking after the case, said: "One crime never justifies another crime. Actions likes this do not collaborate with the legality of state law."

Grimario
25-11-2013, 10:36 PM
Can't wait for the WC!

MFKS
25-11-2013, 10:41 PM
Referee beheaded by fans for killing player
The barely believable incident happened in Maranhao, Brazil, last Sunday.
According to reports in Brazil, referee Otavio Jordao da Silva (20) fatally stabbed footballer Josenir dos Santos Abreu (30) during a heated moment of a match.

Santos Abreu is believed to have argued and then struck the referee after being unhappy with a decision. It is believed the referee was carrying a knife throughout the match and fatally stabbed the player in retaliation. Santos Abreu was rushed to hospital but died from injuries on the way. Outraged by the incident, some spectators then apparently decided to inflict a gruesome revenge on the referee.

According to reports, the referee was tied up, beaten, stoned and quartered. They then put his head on a stake and planted it in the middle of the pitch. One man, Luiz Moraes de Souza, 27, has been arrested over the incident. He has admitted to assaulting the referee but denied killing the man. Police are searching for two more suspects.

They are currently viewing video footage of the incident filmed by a witness with a mobile phone. In a statement, the regional delegate of Santa Ines, Valter Costa, who is looking after the case, said: "One crime never justifies another crime. Actions likes this do not collaborate with the legality of state law."

Thought that happened about 3 -4 months ago ??

GazFish35
26-11-2013, 06:25 AM
And I used to think Tiago was hot headed.

Grimario
27-11-2013, 09:59 AM
NSFW ish.

Footballers with boobs

https://twitter.com/FootballerBoobs

What. The. Fxxk.

hawk
29-11-2013, 09:29 PM
thats wack^

furns
01-12-2013, 03:13 PM
Paul Walker dying in a car crash. Weird.

sh10
01-12-2013, 03:35 PM
NSFW ish.

Footballers with boobs

https://twitter.com/FootballerBoobs

What. The. Fxxk.

That is rather disturbing.

As is this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6RZZf6HMzo

GazFish35
01-12-2013, 04:47 PM
I've seen her show before.
She's changed to knitting scarves as the jumpers she made were real XXXXX to put on.

MFKS
01-12-2013, 10:12 PM
That is rather disturbing.

As is this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6RZZf6HMzo

That thing shes knitting must smell bad

sammydog
01-12-2013, 10:22 PM
She thinks that is natural?

Hate to see when she gets freaky.

militiamon
02-12-2013, 01:35 PM
Ukraine :rof:

http://ep00.epimg.net/internacional/imagenes/2013/12/01/album/1385900051_894553_1385940042_album_normal.jpg

hawk
02-12-2013, 01:46 PM
conga line really needs to get going

Bon
06-01-2014, 02:36 PM
Wasn't quite sure where else to post this..
Bull shark caught near Hinton, very interesting (since I have to get in the river around there for work) but doesn't surprise me at all that its that far up stream..

http://www.maitlandmercury.com.au/story/2005882/bull-shark-in-the-river-at-hinton/#slide=1

belchardo
06-01-2014, 09:25 PM
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-01-06/olive-oil-used-to-free-naked-man-hiding-in-washing-machine/5186922

good lord. not really sure what to say...apart from don't hide in a washing machine obviously.

sammydog
06-01-2014, 09:46 PM
Wasn't quite sure where else to post this..
Bull shark caught near Hinton, very interesting (since I have to get in the river around there for work) but doesn't surprise me at all that its that far up stream..

http://www.maitlandmercury.com.au/story/2005882/bull-shark-in-the-river-at-hinton/#slide=1

Bull sharks have been found to breed successfully in what is technically fresh water. In the Brisbane river they are found well upstream (over multiple weirs) in water that looks like muddy dam water.

That photo seems to suggest that they breed well into the Hunter River system as well.

This story was covered on the Discovery Channel on River Monsters http://www.qt.com.au/news/apn-shark-mauls/83637/. Looooooong way from the coast and anything resembling salt (or brackish) water. They were found to be breeding up there as well.


http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-01-06/olive-oil-used-to-free-naked-man-hiding-in-washing-machine/5186922

good lord. not really sure what to say...apart from don't hide in a washing machine obviously.

My wife was cracking up earlier reading that. Apparently it is something I would do. Not sure what to make of that?

hawk
06-01-2014, 11:20 PM
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-01-06/olive-oil-used-to-free-naked-man-hiding-in-washing-machine/5186922

good lord. not really sure what to say...apart from don't hide in a washing machine obviously.

"My advice would be for people not to climb into appliances":lol:

belchardo
01-02-2014, 12:56 PM
A Ford ute loading a jetski has plunged into the ocean after the driver reportedly got his thongs stuck under the vehicle's pedals.

The 27-year-old driver was loading jetskis into the vehicle at Mornington, Victoria, when it reversed off a jetty and plummeted into the water at 3pm on Friday. It was fully submerged.

Police reported the man made multiple trips to the sinking ute to save his personal belongings.

No injuries were reported and police have ruled out alcohol or drugs as a contributing factor to the incident.

"It was something you would only see in a car insurance ad. No one could do anything but watch it drift out to sea," witness Mitchell Beer told Radio 3AW

http://transform.fairfaxregional.com.au/transform/v1/resize/frm/storypad-GJZ5TVpAk84wrTzsQfLQRB/8a3c5b94-6404-4143-8b56-c007386e8b06.jpg/w1200_h678_fmax.jpg
more pics here: http://www.theherald.com.au/story/2060299/oh-that-sinking-feeling/?cs=2452#slide=3

militiamon
01-02-2014, 01:09 PM
I bet they were single pluggers

MFKS
01-02-2014, 02:16 PM
Whats the bet the bloke should have been at work the time he drowned the company car???

Bon
07-03-2014, 01:32 PM
Proof that Putin is in Megadeth..

http://a2.img.mobypicture.com/f6ff7500ac98a873feaa780222066613_view.jpg

MFKS
03-04-2014, 01:28 PM
HERE is a story that will infuriate feminists, nutritionists and quite likely a whole bunch of other “ists”. Burger lovers, however, will rejoice.

American burger chain Carls Jr is coming to Australia and may well bring with it the “slutburger”.

The slutburger is not some kind of sleazy meat sandwich, but a term for the genre of ads Carls Jr has used for many years now to sell its burgers.

Basically, Carls uses sex to sell. Women from Kim Kardashian to Paris Hilton to Heidi Klum and many more have been roped in to make its uniquely calorific fast food raunchy.

As the videos show, the ads are basically soft porn. These burgerlicious babes do everything but orgasm on camera as they enjoy their Carls Jr tasty treats. Sauce drips. Juice spills. Bodies writhe. Would you like sighs with that?

There is no word at this stage if Carls will unleash a similarly saucy campaign when its Australian conquest peaks.

What we do know, as breathlessly reported by Business Insider today, is that they’ll tiptoe seductively into the Australian market rather than bolt stark naked down the main streets of our cities.

The first outlet is planned for the NSW Central Coast, which just happens to be the one of the most obese areas in regional Australia, with 66 per cent of the population classified as overweight or obese according to a Federal Government report in 2013.

Down the track, Carls Jr will target our major cities, where early feelers for franchises have already been put out.

Can see a shit storm with the PC do gooders over this if this burger retains its name in Australia though I am looking forward to these ads

q-money
03-04-2014, 01:34 PM
there isn't actually a "slutburger" per-se, gawker.com coined the name because of the ads

ads aren't that good even, somewhat like a kid rock filmclip

in-n-out > carls jr imo

MFKS
03-04-2014, 01:35 PM
http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2014/04/02/1226872/320351-d4a6c832-ba08-11e3-8a33-c23c348170ff.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMhGSOk1mb4

MFKS
03-04-2014, 01:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1krJqn3smbI

MFKS
03-04-2014, 01:36 PM
They may not be that good in your eyes but they will certainly get plenty of attention from some

q-money
03-04-2014, 02:09 PM
:rof:

Bon
03-04-2014, 03:32 PM
Yeah, those ads are AMAZING.. hahaha
Whatever those chicks are selling, I'll buy it..

pv4
03-04-2014, 04:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1krJqn3smbI

Videoing in landscape. Good guys

hawk
09-04-2014, 09:45 PM
https://fbcdn-photos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/563836_10151373178315539_1418795927_a.jpg

plague
11-04-2014, 11:33 AM
http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/emma-watson-sofia.gif

hawk
29-04-2014, 10:13 AM
egyptian judicial system. we could do with a bit more backbone here. maybe not as much though

hawk
04-05-2014, 11:58 AM
A Brazilian fan died after being struck by a toilet bowl hurled in clashes after a football game in a World Cup host city, police said on Saturday, just 40 days before Brazil stages the event.

Santa Cruz, based in the northeastern coastal city of Recife, had drawn with visiting Parana late Friday when violence erupted outside the grounds.

Fans clashed upon leaving the Arruda stadium, across town from a brand new World Cup venue.

Some ripped out toilet bowls and threw them at fans congregated below, fatally injuring one, a police spokesman said.


Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/sport/soccer/fan-killed-by-toilet-at-brazilian-game-20140504-zr43k.html#ixzz30m6TwG55
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TheCroar
31-05-2014, 10:46 PM
Why do crocodiles walk so gayly? Looks like they just got there nails done.

pv4
04-06-2014, 09:46 AM
Watching The Project last night and Hughesy was interviewing people on the streets of Melbourne to ask them what more they'd like their mobile phones to do for them. First person he interviewed was Connor Chapman (treated as a random citizen) :rof: who answered "drive my car for me"

TheCroar
09-06-2014, 10:07 AM
I think scoopability is a quality that makes a good spoon.

TheCroar
26-06-2014, 07:29 PM
Would I be correct in assuming that underneath the tongue, under the arm pit, and the colon all have the same temperature?

Blackmac79
26-06-2014, 09:03 PM
Would I be correct in assuming that underneath the tongue, under the arm pit, and the colon all have the same temperature?

Strange you would ask that. Short answer is no, its pretty bloody close though.

Depends on if you have been eating, exercising or shitting.

TheCroar
26-06-2014, 11:15 PM
Strange you would ask that. Short answer is no, its pretty bloody close though.

Depends on if you have been eating, exercising or shitting.

Cool, thanks, but does shitting make your temperature go up?

Bon
23-07-2014, 03:46 PM
Bloke got stabbed outside Marketown today..
Watch the video for the witnesses interviews.. :grin:

http://www.theherald.com.au/story/2436650/man-stabbed-in-the-chest-in-newcastles-west-end-video/?cs=305

Newy cunce..

Premy
23-07-2014, 04:54 PM
Bloke got stabbed outside Marketown today..
Watch the video for the witnesses interviews.. :grin:

http://www.theherald.com.au/story/2436650/man-stabbed-in-the-chest-in-newcastles-west-end-video/?cs=305

Newy cunce..
Ok I don't want to condone stabbings, but that is quite possibly the greatest thing on the Internet, ever...

legit I was rolling on the floor laughing at that.

q-money
23-07-2014, 05:01 PM
haha it's pretty excellent

"i don't do stairwells, i'm a princess"
"we did juvie together"

loooooool, can we catch this bird at number 5 or what?

hawk
23-07-2014, 05:21 PM
haha it's pretty excellent

"i don't do stairwells, i'm a princess"
"we did juvie together"

loooooool, can we catch this bird at number 5 or what?
izzoe

GazFish35
23-07-2014, 06:19 PM
haha it's pretty excellent

"i don't do stairwells, i'm a princess"
"we did juvie together"

loooooool, can we catch this bird at number 5 or what?

Players need to see this. They need to know the people they should be proud to represent.

furns
23-07-2014, 07:57 PM
Look forward to seeing them get their own reality show on A&E

Blackmac79
23-07-2014, 11:15 PM
Happy days.

hawk
27-08-2014, 08:28 PM
9yr old girl shoots instructor with uzi cause she cant hold it properly. i still demnd the right to protect...

http://www.smh.com.au/world/shooting-instructor-shot-dead-by-girl-9-20140827-108wed.html

furns
27-08-2014, 08:51 PM
Guns don't kill people etc
/nra

lquiquer
12-09-2014, 10:46 PM
Classic tweet from Crazy Joe
@Joey7Barton: Pistorius got bail? I slapped up a couple of lippy teenagers and got 10 days on remand! He smoked his GF with a shotgun? Gets Bail?? #mental

Retro Jet
23-11-2014, 12:06 PM
Was checking out Urban Dictionary for something and spotted this on the way... Cuban Coat Hanger (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cuban%20coat%20hanger)
Out of curiosity I looked it up...but....wish I hadn't :wacko:

Couscous
07-01-2015, 09:41 PM
Why is my reputation so terrible?

MFKS
07-01-2015, 10:31 PM
Why is my reputation so terrible?
Probably a sign you are pissing people off:grin:

Couscous
07-01-2015, 10:35 PM
:|

I had a squeaky clean reputation a few days ago.

plague
08-01-2015, 10:10 AM
Why is my reputation so terrible?
Lack of any real 'A' grade material.
Pretty boring style of trolling.
Need more subtlety and humour.

Give me time I'll think of some more stuff.

MFKS
08-01-2015, 10:14 AM
Lack of any real 'A' grade material.
Pretty boring style of trolling.
Need more subtlety and humour.

Give me time I'll think of some more stuff.

No Plague

I think you covered the issue quite thoroughly

hawk
20-01-2015, 10:29 PM
um, yeah.

Fitness instructor Greg Plitt killed while filming on train tracks
http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/celebrity/fitness-instructor-greg-plitt-killed-while-filming-on-train-tracks-20150120-12tt6l.html


please read these comments

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2015/01/19/fitness-expert-reality-tv-star-greg-plitt-killed-by-train-in-california/

Bon
22-01-2015, 10:45 AM
This has got to be one of the funniest shows I've seen in a while..
Firstly, I can't find the original clip without the sh!t frame around it (although apparently thats there to stop it being taken down due to copyright or something)..
If you can deal with that, the basic premise of the show, is these four Japanese guys have to spend 24 hours locked in a hall, and randomly dudes in gimp masks will come flying out to try and catch one and perform whatever messed up punishment is selected at the time..
Starts off a bit slow, but it gets hilarious once they are absolutely exhausted, paranoid, jumping at the slightest sound, arguing and deciding to try different tactics to avoid the "chasers"..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WxmbziFiyc

hawk
27-01-2015, 05:18 PM
Hope this is judged soon cause they wont last untouched

http://www.captions9.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/funny-photos-of-people-falling-61.jpg

MFKS
28-01-2015, 07:15 AM
Hope this is judged soon cause they wont last untouched

http://www.captions9.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/funny-photos-of-people-falling-61.jpg

I am pretty certain that was a sand display at Copacabana Beach during the World Cup.

hawk
25-05-2015, 09:45 PM
Guatemalan lynch mobs, fmd

Retro Jet
23-06-2015, 09:30 PM
Negative feedback from some seller on Fleabay


The phone is taking a very long time to charge than the normal wire
Buyer: o***h ( 12Yellow star icon for Feedback score between 10 to 49)
During past year Feedback conversation


Reply by go24x7 (04-Nov-14 01:42):
Cord is 3M long, much longer than usual cable thats why it will take longer.....

3M Long Micro USB Data Charger Cable for SONY Xperia Z1/Z2/Z 1/2/Z1 Compact (#251640025160)

You dolt! I bet this dickhead would believe that tying a knot in a cable stems the flow of electrons too...FMD
Wish I'd read that before I bought sh!t from him. Retro: funding the gullible idiots of the world.
Might have to set up a dodgy Ebay account so I can troll numbnuts like this.

Bon
23-10-2015, 09:28 AM
Wasn't sure where to post this..
However, I am intrigued and contemplating joining in the Kickstarter for these:

http://www.gizmag.com/epint-smart-beer-mug/39974/?utm_source=Gizmag+Subscribers&utm_campaign=4c017d4c04-UA-2235360-4&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_65b67362bd-4c017d4c04-91931081

(Although, being a Jets fan, I'm sure it will always glow red.. haha)

hawk
23-10-2015, 04:51 PM
Wasn't sure where to post this..
However, I am intrigued and contemplating joining in the Kickstarter for these:

http://www.gizmag.com/epint-smart-beer-mug/39974/?utm_source=Gizmag+Subscribers&utm_campaign=4c017d4c04-UA-2235360-4&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_65b67362bd-4c017d4c04-91931081

(Although, being a Jets fan, I'm sure it will always glow red.. haha)

give it a go. might have make Bayern your fav if you want it to glow green

hawk
24-10-2015, 12:01 AM
Watching nfl and apparently they call their midweek drills, practice



Practice
Noun: The actual application or use of an idea, belief, or method as opposed to theories about such application or use. Verb: Perform (an activity) or exercise (a skill) repeatedly or regularly in order to improve or maintain one’s proficiency. a method of learning by repetition.

Training
Noun: The action of teaching a person a particular skill or type of behavior. The acquisition of knowledge, skills, and competencies as a result of the teaching of vocational or practical skills and knowledge.

So there is a difference. We train to learn a new skill and then we practice that skill over and over.

fk, i aways went to soccer practice when i should have been training, ffs

Jeterpool
29-11-2015, 07:52 AM
HD Vision sunglasses. Sunglasses that let you see the world in high definition.

Ad on fox sports news. are people really that stupid?

Premy
29-11-2015, 08:30 AM
HD Vision sunglasses. Sunglasses that let you see the world in high definition.

Ad on fox sports news. are people really that stupid?
I have no vision impairment and have worn a pair of these and they certainly clear everything up