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About HonkingDonkey

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About HonkingDonkey
Biography:
Slaying fools with nutmegs and rightous moves at the park to make sure that the local radiologist is kept busy scanning ankles.
Movement so agile and slippery it makes a rabbit feel like it needs to lift its game.
Skills so smooth that even a chinese concubine would have been like, damn thats silky.
Just like the x-man Jugganaut... unstoppable, Furious penetration when driving into the box.
World class touch would be putting it politely, the reality is if it could phone home it would be calling already... Extraterrestrial.
Killer instinct of that magpie from your childhood that you still think about and curl up in a ball with your blanky calling for mummy, except your mum aint going to be there for you... she has a date and its with the HonkingDonkey.
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Lumberjack

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09-09-2019 01:03 PM
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