f*ck me, Sanch on the f*cking job...can't believe this thread didn't exist already. Might aswell not even have the foz altogether.
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It's a penis.
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f*ck me, Sanch on the f*cking job...can't believe this thread didn't exist already. Might aswell not even have the foz altogether.
8====3 ~ ~ ~
It's a penis.
Let the games being, ah-oooooo...
http://www.sabinealbers.com/images/p...6_Portrait.jpg
f*ck I love Griff
f*ck I love Sanchez
thinking about getting this as a tattoo.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/100...x2-940x627.jpg
¡Hola Sanchez!
Rezo por el regreso de Griff un poco cada dÃ*a.
¡Viva la revolucÃ*on!
whats that? Sanchez is back?
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1339153/roblol.gif
wb mate.
also: Griff > Del Piero
Quote:
Originally Posted by parksey
This one would also look ace
http://i.haymarket.net.au/Galleries/...ne-5697692.jpg
Come back Griff.
Also, please divinely grant the mighty Azzurri a deserved grandfinal win on Sat.
Luv ya Griff.
kids want griff
Come home Griff. Miss ya fella.
sanch, you chook fuxxxr, leave tha past in tha past.Quote:
Originally Posted by sanchez
He is not what we need, and he has made it clear we are not what he needs.
No worries - we now have the Black Griff !
Griff isn't black?
Perfect time for the return of Griffo's penisQuote:
Originally Posted by militiamon
griff fvck yeah!
Currently in my longest goal scoring dry-spell. I believe this is punishment for wavering in my praise for Griff and not fulfilling the faithful duties as a devout Griffologist.
I beg for your forgiveness oh mighty Griff and pray that upon my sincere return to the serene shade of your mighty todger you grant me a goal in tomorrow's match.
The people of Newcastle are overdue for a Griffacle and I'm overdue for a goal.
Love ya Griff.
So I deadset scored today hey. Amazing. Griff be with you.
Was there ever any doubt?
Griff still loves us.
Do you mean score as in a goal, or something different? Either way - hail griff
congrats on your first child, sanchez.
BUMP!Quote:
Originally Posted by parksey
Anyone get the feeling Tagget is a disciple?
and a big hello to you as well Dink.Quote:
Originally Posted by dink
No - it is the second coming.Quote:
Originally Posted by dink
You can hold it better than most on here if it's only your second coming.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetmaster
Love you griff
Hail Griff!
Someone message Sanchez pls.
Just called, no answer presume he is furiously masturbating
Great minds
Mass has assembled. You may all be seated.
Confirmed this is Sanchez on the news of lord griff returning.Quote:
Originally Posted by la bazzle
NSFW warning.
http://instagram.com/p/ipTSyfF_BD/
I was already seated to hide my raging boner for the great man.Quote:
Originally Posted by sanchez
Have you heard the word of Griff?
Griff be with you. Griff be with each and every one of you.
Does anyone else have a severe case of RSI from twangin their bean all day?
Dear sanchez,
What lubricant would you recommend to prevent me from rubbing myself raw?
Regards,
Disciple of Griff
Sorry for the late reply, I have experimented furiously over the last 24 hours with an assortment of lubricants (all to the image of Griff's grand final winning goal). Please see my findings;Quote:
Originally Posted by militiamon
The preference of noodle grease really depends on the stroke rate and the emotion of the pull. As we all know they vary from the furious tug, which I personally label "the vengeful Griff" to the more majestic, somewhat graceful "Griffantasy". Both enjoyable in their own element.
For the vengeful Griff, I would highly suggest something industrial and robust - http://www.mobilindustrial.com/ind/english/ ... anything less I find does not stand up to the tests of the Griff factor. Too much friction and you'll lose some bark at the very least, possibly your whole stalk may fly off across the room landing squarely on your favourite Griff poster.
The Griffantasy is an easy one. Gypsy tears - sourced from directly from Gosford if possible. While using this for any non-Griff related self-gratification would otherwise instantly lead to HIV infection, luckily the Griff factor which occupies your thoughts in the process acts as an impenatrable antibody that not only protects you from disease, but acts as a penis growth hormone and somewhat strengthens your bell-end with Griff-like capabilities. As an added touch the saltiness of these tears add an unmatchable tingling sensation in and around your Jap's eye.
Happy yankin'.
Quote:
Originally Posted by sanchez
:roflz:
anyone got the griffo lords prayer?
something about "our griff who art in number 9"...
enjoy the memories
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avmMdCk-Bvw