JESUS BON DONT PRAISE THE BIRDS THEY ARE YOUR ENEMY.
oh wait, are there birds there right now making you write these sympathetic posts?
Blink once if you need saving. We'll send in the SAS.
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I have never seen Bon use the word "fave" before.
This reaks of a Kea stealing his phone and messaging that on his behalf.
If you receive a call from Bon, DO NOT GIVE HIM YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS
You know the best kind of bird? An extinct one. Power to the people
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...UV99nm_K3Cdk-0
Speaking of "Bon's fave" New Zealand.. the birds have obviously infiltrated John Key..
https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/www....t-on-its-soil/
Currently educating my 3 year old how tricky birds can be to catch. Certainly showing him what not to do
http://www.cartoonspot.net/looney-tu...d-runner-1.jpg
They're teaching their young
http://thefw.com/files/2013/05/Duckling.gif
http://www.abc.net.au/cm/lb/5057592/...k-gif-data.gif
Savage unprovoked attack on a defenceless human.
22 hours since plague last posted in this thread. have the birds got to him????
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...aYhaRP6GUoRqCg
ok guys. ive been going through my bird archives and came across this.
Please note the first photo, taken in the early 70's:
http://pedestriantv-prod.s3.amazonaw...ey-619-386.jpg
Now check this one out, taken in 2009:
https://www.heyhey.tv/wp-content/upl...6x488-copy.jpg
Notice the human form has aged in relation to the earth timeline, BUT THE BIRD LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME AGE.
Pretty much the only thing I can relate this too is the following revelation made last year by Batman.
World War One:
https://cdn.bleedingcool.net/wp-cont...wi-600x316.jpg
Current day:
http://juliesaysso.com/wp-content/up...man-190340.jpg
so in conclusion:
1. Birds have somehow slowed the ageing process and CAN NEVER DIE.
2. They probably live on a mysterious island with other birds where they train with weapons and stuff.
3. Gal Gadot is super hot. Like seriously super hot.
This thread is completely not what I was expecting it to be
More evidence that Birds cannot be killed.
Firstly this:
https://media3.giphy.com/media/fRRD3...hy.gif#3-grid1
and this:
https://media3.giphy.com/media/13i3rWt5oIf7ws/giphy.gif
but yet, here it is. STILL ALIVE!!!!
http://www.nationalnannies.com/wp-co.../03/tweety.jpg
Those damn penguins even learnt how to fly
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...BTUGS5kAjCMSdn
This peacock destroyed $500 worth of wine. Just because.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2YY05dzZY0
that cop :D
I read that Ostriches have the largest eyes of any land animal, and that their eyes are bigger than their brains. Why exactly do they need such big eyes? What are they seeing that all other land animals aren't seeing? Important questions.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3212/...d90283d02.jpg]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONiCTObpux4
They are even training to take over the A-league.