I'm personally a big fan as well. My firstborn will definitely be called V8 though.
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I'm personally a big fan as well. My firstborn will definitely be called V8 though.
Bloke got locked up for it:roflz:Quote:
A CONVICTED sex offender caught driving and masturbating at the same time near one of Newcastle’s busiest beaches was jailed for a year yesterday after the court heard that he was a high risk of re-offending.
Dennis Bruce Godden, 41, stalked two women who were walking near Bar Beach on April 1.
He managed to reverse his car to keep up with one of the victims while simultaneously masturbating , a statement of facts said.
One of the victims said she felt violated and revolted.
Godden also followed a 53-year-old woman along the same stretch of walkway and was seen to have both hands around his penis, the statement said.
She told police that Godden was ‘‘waving it around’’ while staring at her.
Both victims recorded the numberplate on Godden’s car and reported him to police.
He was found near Nobbys Beach about an hour after the incidents and was arrested.
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He pleaded guilty to two counts of committing acts of indecency.
He was jailed for one year with a non-parole period of six months after the court that he had been placed in an ‘‘acute crisis intervention unit’’ within the jail system.
Magistrate Bruce Williams noted that Godden received a suspended jail sentence in 2011 for similar offences.
‘‘This is a man with deep-rooted problems,’’ he said.
PS If he had both hands on it and the bird could still see it how big was his cock??
Got this a couple of weeks back, the real deal:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...rperSoundboard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxlY7m2_CIQ
this is precisely what smartphones are for. and pron on the go.
Happy Leap Day people!
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People Who Get Bothered By Grammatical Errors Online Are Jerks, Study Finds
http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/201...n_9588598.html
I miss Dazzainjapan
Like a good tiger mum, I'm sitting on a park bench waiting for my children to finish their maths tuition class. I'm watching the tattoo parlour next door. The tattooist ducks out every 10min or so for a fag, leaving his victim waiting. He's also downing a stubbie in a stubbie holder. He's onto his third beer.
Would a good citizen enter the parlour and tell the victim that his tattooist is drinking heavily and might not be performing at his best?
https://www.frinkiac.com/
A must look for any Simpsons fan.
Well apparently bowler hats are the fashion in Sydney this year.
I'm worried for Aysha Learmonth. And her father's rectum. And I'm worried for Salim, too.
Why the hell would anyone ever want to be 'famous'?
I understand people gain recognition for achievement and that can be an unwanted consequence.
But these cats out there just trying to get noticed really weirds me out.
the nouveau rich, possibly even worse than the oldveau rich
I mean has anyone made a successful career doing the 'anything to get famous then get dat money' approach?
and don't say the Kardashians, or anyone involved with them.
Salim Mehajer
and Pauline Hanson is a good one but her 'fame' led to her going to jail so I'm not sure that's a successful consequence.
Zsa Zsa Gabor - who was a Hilton and it is from the Hilton girl that the Kardashian strain of the famous for being famous virus evolved.
Social media though makes all this possible. Much like how dictators such as Hitler didn't start rising from obscurity until mass media presnted them the opportunity.
Actually Jennifer Hawkins is a pretty good one.
Although she's probably technically a 'famous model' rather than just famous.
Winning Miss Universe in 2004 made her a lot of money through the work and endorsements it provided her. From then on the ball has kept rolling for her due to old blokes that get hard over her throwing money around regardless if it is profitable or not.
She seems like a nice girl though so good luck to her.
UPDATE: LARA BINGLE - she's got an individual net worth of $40m and she's done pretty much nothing other than whore herself out to the media.
Oh Bingle is a GREAT one.
Surely she can't have 'that' much coin?
Again, well played if she did.
From memory Hawkins has made just as much cash from property development as she has from modelling. That's some top work there by a proper Newy girl.
Obviously read the book of Griff.
i had a monster children magazine in my house that featured lara bingle when she was 18 and completely unfamous.
we all remarked on her cracking knockers and went back to smoking choof.
i was pleasantly surprised when she reappeared and still had the same norks. who says i haven't followed her career.
yeah geez Lara Bingle is def in 1st place at the moment. still open for other contenders though.
Recently deceased but Susan Renouf and Sonia McMahon blazed the trail long before Lara Bingle was even born.
UPDATE: The $40m figure for Bingle is bullshit marketing crap from her agent. True figure is somewhere between $5m and $10m. Still a lot of money for someone with only one khunt working for them.
Here's a link for omre bullshit from Bingles Agent: http://en.mediamass.net/people/lara-...hest-paid.html
Paul Vautin
Anna Kournikova - $50m. Remember she's never won a singles title in her life and only managed doubles titles playing with Hingis who was at the time the dominant player in the women's game.
Amazing how much coin blokes will throw at women even though they have no chance of threading the needle.
Anna K is good but wasn't she a highly rated junior? And she came from that Boliterti camp back in the day that all the top players came from?
I still say she was a 'good/promising' tennis player before she got 'famous', but for sure she milked the **** out of that cash cow.
You are very good at this game Dunster.
Paul Vautin? No.
and didn't Anna win some shitty Singapore 6's type title towards the end of her career? I swear I sat up one night watching her in a final and thought she won.
Maybe I was just dreaming about Anna again.
Edit: it was the China open final and she didn't win.
Kids, don't do drugs.
Ok so she won 2 ITF titles which is like the FFA cup of tennis which means that no one cared except MFKS.
She wasn't part of the Bolliteri camp (I had my Russian junior good sorts mixed up).
But she was a very good junior (crowned World Junior champ aged 14, won a bunch of titles) and was earmarked for big things as a player.
Retired at 21 due to injury. Wowsers.
Looking back now it's hard to put so much shit on her when she didn't get a chance to hit her physical peak and tour experience.
Dan Bilzerian and other social media "stars"
Yeah my bad I think he was rich first. I think I got lost along the "famous for being famous" line.
Pretty sure there would be some others in the social media game though. I know there's some chick who's always in those 30 second "comedy" videos I see on facebook that I think has recently landed a movie role out of it. Don't think she's loaded yet but I guess she fits the bill of making a bit of a living out of not doing much.
Fitzy