we're gonna win the league

I don't think we ready just yet

But we can sure scare the shit out of a few teams

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Originally Posted by MFKS

I don't think we ready just yet

But we can sure scare the shit out of a few teams

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Get the **** out of this thread.

Hey Parksey

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Originally Posted by plague

Get the **** out of this thread.

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Didn't win another game

Lol

It was nice of the Jets to wear black armbands for Parksey tonight.

Gone but not forgotten.

flogging the team who came second last in the previous season is always a sure sign that you're a shoe in for the title

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flogging the team who came second last in the previous season is always a sure sign that you're a shoe in for the title

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Glad you agree

Toot toot we're gonna win the league

Bump


Make some room on the bandwagon

Plastics everywhere soon

Best thread

where were the plastics though, barely got over 6.2K so early in the season, they've melted away already, p*ssweak plastic Newy

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where were the plastics though, barely got over 6.2K so early in the season, they've melted away already, p*ssweak plastic Newy

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This That
Bitter & Twisted
Rain - Turned the families away.

No way that was 6k.. Barely 3 if we were lucky.

We'll have over 10k next home game though.

What was the crowd? Wasn't mentioned at the ground

It was, fairly sure it was 6283?

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Originally Posted by MFKS

Make some room on the bandwagon

Plastics everywhere soon

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That's unfair. I was a plastic during the lean times, too.

Already said our fans are soft but to be frank our stadium is not a great place to be when it is wet.
Apart from the upper deck of the western stand, which is mainly gold members, there is no available cover from the elements.

Shame. Wet days are gold. Should take advantage.

Get some gear on and go to fence for some serious sledge. Secos will stay in the warm pie van.

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Originally Posted by Jetmaster

Already said our fans are soft but to be frank our stadium is not a great place to be when it is wet.
Apart from the upper deck of the western stand, which is mainly gold members, there is no available cover from the elements.

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Add in the reality that getting from your car to/from the ground requires exposure to weather as well as it ain't covered around the ground either

Reality most people are parking 300/500 metres away etc anyway

Long hike in the rain

until Jets provide sheltered walkways (preferably moving walkways like at airports) to and from my car (wherever I park) the chance of me going to a wet game are zero.

Ok. A few pints, points.
If you play left or right back, you’re probably the worst player in your team, no, you are the worst. Jamie Carragher summed it up best when he said “no one wants to be a Gary Neville” and if you do you’re a ****ing grub and the worst player, so shut up. You’ve been shafted there because you failed in other positions or you saw it coming and jumped in yourself, good on you. See Jason Hoffmann. It’s not the Hoff’s fault though, he should never have been given a pro contract in the first place. If only Brody Mooy got the chance to play right back or maybe even left back. Did he? He did, didn’t he? **** me.

If you are a local or a loyal servant, that does not give you the right to wear the clubs colours year after year dishing up shit. See ben Kanta, Ben Kennedy, Jason Hoffman. Galloway, Virgili, Pepper finally got their desert. Where was Josh Small, Alex Pollozi, Harry Maguire, Kale Bradbury, Jon Griffiths’ chance to **** things up for everyone. Hooley even got a go.

There is no such thing as a Newy culture, unless you mean continually shitting in my mouth.

If you think this article, if you want to call it an article, has a sour grape taste, it probably does and it probably needs proof reading by David Lowe. Call it a Showedown! ****ing clever.

Now, to the Jerks…. Wait. The people who sit behind or in front of active support, get ****ed. Although it would help if the rowdies stood behind the goals on the hill. Just do it, Rowdies. Lowie, check spelling of Rowdies please.

Hoffman, you really need to be able to cross a ball. ****.

Now, Jerks. The Mariners really had it right when they called us that. What kind of town continually dishes prawn and shit sandwiches and calls it culture.
We have had a pretty good start to the year in a ten team comp in which the top six go to the Showeground at the end. Yet there are still a few things to check out. I.e.

*Ben Kanta still can’t pass a ball. Should have been let go a long time ago.
*People are raving about our left and right backs doing their jobs. Yay.
*If Roy goes down, we actually don’t have another striker, ha-ha.
*Nabbout can’t cross a ball.

If I could be bothered, there is something to say about everyone else but I’ll leave it for Ljubo’s book.

I was actually going to finish this with positivity but I just realised it all left me when I was a 15 year old boy waiting for the gates to open 2 hours before kick-off so I could be the first to sit in bay 2 in the stinking hot sun with my scarf wrapped around my face. I didn’t even know I couldn’t afford the shit piss behind the bar and I wouldn’t be able to 10 years later. I even missed the days of pretending to be hard at the tenzo.

All I know is Brodie Mooy played up top and Craig Deans is still a coach.
What am I supposed to do?

Written by Lorry Maginna

I disagree. I loved playing fullback, but I was usually played instead at centreback or wing. Being a fullback with licence to attack is glorious, as you still get to enjoy crunching people.

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Originally Posted by Boss

Ok. A few pints, points.
If you play left or right back, you’re probably the worst player in your team, no, you are the worst. Jamie Carragher summed it up best when he said “no one wants to be a Gary Neville” and if you do you’re a ****ing grub and the worst player, so shut up. You’ve been shafted there because you failed in other positions or you saw it coming and jumped in yourself, good on you. See Jason Hoffmann. It’s not the Hoff’s fault though, he should never have been given a pro contract in the first place. If only Brody Mooy got the chance to play right back or maybe even left back. Did he? He did, didn’t he? **** me.

If you are a local or a loyal servant, that does not give you the right to wear the clubs colours year after year dishing up shit. See ben Kanta, Ben Kennedy, Jason Hoffman. Galloway, Virgili, Pepper finally got their desert. Where was Josh Small, Alex Pollozi, Harry Maguire, Kale Bradbury, Jon Griffiths’ chance to **** things up for everyone. Hooley even got a go.

There is no such thing as a Newy culture, unless you mean continually shitting in my mouth.

If you think this article, if you want to call it an article, has a sour grape taste, it probably does and it probably needs proof reading by David Lowe. Call it a Showedown! ****ing clever.

Now, to the Jerks…. Wait. The people who sit behind or in front of active support, get ****ed. Although it would help if the rowdies stood behind the goals on the hill. Just do it, Rowdies. Lowie, check spelling of Rowdies please.

Hoffman, you really need to be able to cross a ball. ****.

Now, Jerks. The Mariners really had it right when they called us that. What kind of town continually dishes prawn and shit sandwiches and calls it culture.
We have had a pretty good start to the year in a ten team comp in which the top six go to the Showeground at the end. Yet there are still a few things to check out. I.e.

*Ben Kanta still can’t pass a ball. Should have been let go a long time ago.
*People are raving about our left and right backs doing their jobs. Yay.
*If Roy goes down, we actually don’t have another striker, ha-ha.
*Nabbout can’t cross a ball.

If I could be bothered, there is something to say about everyone else but I’ll leave it for Ljubo’s book.

I was actually going to finish this with positivity but I just realised it all left me when I was a 15 year old boy waiting for the gates to open 2 hours before kick-off so I could be the first to sit in bay 2 in the stinking hot sun with my scarf wrapped around my face. I didn’t even know I couldn’t afford the shit piss behind the bar and I wouldn’t be able to 10 years later. I even missed the days of pretending to be hard at the tenzo.

All I know is Brodie Mooy played up top and Craig Deans is still a coach.
What am I supposed to do?

Written by Lorry Maginna

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A few too many pints of bitter is my guess.

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A few too many pints of bitter is my guess.

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haha yew

that's good jeterpool.

I actually think the reason I joined the foz v.1 was because I wanted to throw hands with someone who was giving Brody Mooy shit for being injured.

Then I met the Member and kind of forgot about everything else.

Good times.

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Originally Posted by Boss

Ok. A few pints, points.
If you play left or right back, you’re probably the worst player in your team, no, you are the worst. Jamie Carragher summed it up best when he said “no one wants to be a Gary Neville” and if you do you’re a ****ing grub and the worst player, so shut up. You’ve been shafted there because you failed in other positions or you saw it coming and jumped in yourself, good on you. See Jason Hoffmann. It’s not the Hoff’s fault though, he should never have been given a pro contract in the first place. If only Brody Mooy got the chance to play right back or maybe even left back. Did he? He did, didn’t he? **** me.

If you are a local or a loyal servant, that does not give you the right to wear the clubs colours year after year dishing up shit. See ben Kanta, Ben Kennedy, Jason Hoffman. Galloway, Virgili, Pepper finally got their desert. Where was Josh Small, Alex Pollozi, Harry Maguire, Kale Bradbury, Jon Griffiths’ chance to **** things up for everyone. Hooley even got a go.

There is no such thing as a Newy culture, unless you mean continually shitting in my mouth.

If you think this article, if you want to call it an article, has a sour grape taste, it probably does and it probably needs proof reading by David Lowe. Call it a Showedown! ****ing clever.

Now, to the Jerks…. Wait. The people who sit behind or in front of active support, get ****ed. Although it would help if the rowdies stood behind the goals on the hill. Just do it, Rowdies. Lowie, check spelling of Rowdies please.

Hoffman, you really need to be able to cross a ball. ****.

Now, Jerks. The Mariners really had it right when they called us that. What kind of town continually dishes prawn and shit sandwiches and calls it culture.
We have had a pretty good start to the year in a ten team comp in which the top six go to the Showeground at the end. Yet there are still a few things to check out. I.e.

*Ben Kanta still can’t pass a ball. Should have been let go a long time ago.
*People are raving about our left and right backs doing their jobs. Yay.
*If Roy goes down, we actually don’t have another striker, ha-ha.
*Nabbout can’t cross a ball.

If I could be bothered, there is something to say about everyone else but I’ll leave it for Ljubo’s book.

I was actually going to finish this with positivity but I just realised it all left me when I was a 15 year old boy waiting for the gates to open 2 hours before kick-off so I could be the first to sit in bay 2 in the stinking hot sun with my scarf wrapped around my face. I didn’t even know I couldn’t afford the shit piss behind the bar and I wouldn’t be able to 10 years later. I even missed the days of pretending to be hard at the tenzo.

All I know is Brodie Mooy played up top and Craig Deans is still a coach.
What am I supposed to do?

Written by Lorry Maginna

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Solid post

I really enjoyed Boss's post and there were some fairly decent points raised in it tbh.

A fellow Josh Small admirer - my man :cool:

Roy being the solo striker is definitely a massive concern, one that definitely has not gone unsaid on these forums or in the Jerkstream Podcast. Boss do you listen to the pod? Genuinely interested in your honest feedback of it.

I am also very interested in your thoughts on Dimi Petratos. Curious to see the hate or love you have for him. Because what Nabbout lacks in crossing ability I find Petratos more than compensates for.

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I really enjoyed Boss's post and there were some fairly decent points raised in it tbh.

A fellow Josh Small admirer - my man :cool:

Roy being the solo striker is definitely a massive concern, one that definitely has not gone unsaid on these forums or in the Jerkstream Podcast. Boss do you listen to the pod? Genuinely interested in your honest feedback of it.

I am also very interested in your thoughts on Dimi Petratos. Curious to see the hate or love you have for him. Because what Nabbout lacks in crossing ability I find Petratos more than compensates for.

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Kosta Petratos has time at striker doesnt he?? Thought that was Merricks back up plan?

Did Champness play any striker at Roar?

You cunce getting way ahead of yourselves

Can still deploy Boogaard up front Laybutt style as a pinch hitter

Plan B

After just watching Smurfs play it safe to say we are the best side in the comp

This title is ours to throw away

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After just watching Smurfs play it safe to say we are the best side in the comp

This title is ours to throw away

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Originally Posted by MFKS

After just watching Smurfs play it safe to say we are the best side in the comp

This title is ours to throw away

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Bump

The only danger we have is ourselves

1/10 thread.

As in, first out of ten. Just like us. :thumbsup:

Allo boys

Who's comin south for beers next week yeww

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Ok. A few pints, points.
Written by Lorry Maginna

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Post of the year and will be hard to run down now.

btw because of this, Hoff learned how to cross and Kanta learned how to pass/finish.

Yes, employing useless locals is stoopid in trying to get rezultz. Although I do advocate that if we are bottom 3 I'd prefer 11 locals just cutting everything that moves each week.

we're only three wins outside 7th place boys. plenty of time left in the season to reach our goal.

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we're only three wins outside 7th place boys. plenty of time left in the season to reach our goal.

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21 more weeks on top 2 games in the finals

Invincibles

6 down

23 to go

Ours to **** up

just letting you blokes know if gorgeous george wins us a title hes going straight in the vacant spot on the Jets Mt Rushmore.

Dimi is a god. My one good prediction.