Let's Sign Nicky Carle

Carle = Class

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Originally Posted by BodyNovo

Militia

Going great guns

Jets fan page on the rumour mill bandwagon, expect the herald to be back page tomorrow

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Militia time to spruik a couple of sightings of Nicky in Newy now to give this story some added impetus:rof:

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Originally Posted by MFKS

Last Monday The Member left his humble South Kotara abode early in the morning and proceeded towards Newy a.k.a Lord Griff Country in search of a morning jump-start in order to carry out the many errands of a typical day in the life of The Member. Whilst driving along Hunter Street in The Member's stately Holden VS Commodore it just so happened that The Member came across one Nicky Carle and Tinks sharing a coffee at Juicy Beans Cafe. Being a quieter morning in Newy, The Member wound down his window and pricked his ears in an attempt to gleam from these two gentlemen the purpose of their meeting. In particular, The Member happened to overhear the following snippets of information:

"Nicky, we'd love to have you back here."
"And I would love to er be back here Mister Tinkler, but first things first, Gary and Middleby must go."
"Already done Nicky."
"Oh and Deans."
"Of course."

Delighted with the news of the potential sackings and signing, The Member decided to treat himself with a trip to Bar Beach. As he drove along Memorial Drive The Member's day went from excellent to Christmas when he happened to come across Kale Bradbery. Not being one to waste such an opportunity, The Member proceeded to show his appreciation for Kale's great engines by engaging in the difficult maneuver of the left-handed fap while reversing backwards. Unfortunately for The Member, some other member of the public (not from Kotara South) also happened to be walking by at the time of this miracle. It was later misreported in the local media that this was an act of desperation by a crazed man over the slag, when in reality she just happened to be blocking The Member's view of Kale.

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Interesting news MFKS, cheers for the update.

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Originally Posted by militiamon

Interesting news MFKS, cheers for the update.

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I am dead set crying I laughed so hard :roflz::wub:

Even love the way you threw a bit of Newy current affairs in their -ie pervert detained for fapping at the beach to add a bit of class to the tale

A homage to your reports from the youth league :wub:

All I'm looking forward to next season tbh.

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Originally Posted by militiamon

Interesting news MFKS, cheers for the update.

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Add something about resting Goody and I'd have been 100% convinced

First bit, nah. Second bit, totally.

Carle, Kewell.....watch this space.

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Originally Posted by sorefootballer

Carle, Kewell.....watch this space.

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How? We only have 1 marquee spot left, unless Carle is under the cap, but why would he leave a $600,000 contract for anything less?

^ Will take something special such as signings like this to get 10k membership next season IMO. If social media counts for anything the diatribe RM, TP and GvE rolled out toward the end of the season has alienated plenty.

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Originally Posted by 380

^ Will take something special such as signings like this to get 10k membership next season IMO. If social media counts for anything the diatribe RM, TP and GvE rolled out toward the end of the season has alienated plenty.

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Weren't they already alienated by the shitful football we endure??

Yeh agreed but was trying real bloody hard not to turn the thread into a anti jets management thread.

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Originally Posted by sorefootballer

Carle, Kewell.....watch this space.

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If this happened i would shit myself!

In all of my years i have never shat myself, and i can say with confidence it will happen any time soon either!

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Originally Posted by sorefootballer

Carle, Kewell.....watch this space.

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Excellent bump sir.

It appears all is going to plan.

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Originally Posted by sorefootballer

Carle, Kewell.....watch this space.

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Please feed us more please

Reliable sources...
I dont know how they will moneywise, that is upto the powers that be.
However i know im excited and i too may shit myself ;)

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Originally Posted by sorefootballer

Reliable sources...
I dont know how they will moneywise, that is upto the powers that be.
However i know im excited and i too may shit myself ;)

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Awesome if true.

Hope it happens, but history is against us.

Come on Tinks!

Has to be a mariners fan taking the piss, I'm not believing any hyped up stuff this off season

Would be more excited about carle than kewell

Mate definitely not a ****ing mariners supporter... as i said watch this space.
Either one would be a bonus to what we have.

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Originally Posted by sorefootballer

Mate definitely not a ****ing mariners supporter... as i said watch this space.
Either one would be a bonus to what we have.

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dw mate, I've got your back on this. Thanks for the info.

Heskey, Kewell, Carle, jizzzzzzz.