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Originally Posted by Pico
Loving Regans Newy Boy's Yewwwwwwwwwwwwww gesture like you wouldnt believe
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Originally Posted by Pico
Loving Regans Newy Boy's Yewwwwwwwwwwwwww gesture like you wouldnt believe
Can't be bothered reading but has anyone expressed displeasure at him being given the #9 jersey? Should be left open for the imminent return or at the very least the #9 should be retired
No, Herald about to announce Tinks is so under the pump financially that he can only provide 5 drinks per 6 players.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gary Fish
I think the impact wouldn't be as good. A hundred odd people at the airport or somewhere small would be a lot better than the same amount of people in the stadium.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bremsstrahlung
Even my missus laughed at this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by moses
Check the season launch video on the jets sight. James Brown on crutches giving a double shaka. Deadset thought it was Ljubo.
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by pistolpete
Yehhh, Never mind. A friend from uni works at the stadium and mentioned a function on Friday. Turns out its some Run-n-Cuddle luncheon.Quote:
Originally Posted by sammydog
Someone mentioned he might not be fit... apparently he's been recently training with Wigan since being released from Villa so he should be fit and ready to go. Match fitness will come pretty quickly.
has this been posted yet?
amazing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWP-z4O8Ddo
http://assets.imgstg.com/assets/cons...hip_Header.jpg
How amazing was it that Heskey was at the game last year vs Victory walking around in his England shirt and someone took his photo.
lol why do you think I've been saying Heskey time this whole timeQuote:
Originally Posted by Cabaye#4
Some Facts about Emile Heskey that you may not know about...and these facts prove he is better than Lionel Messi
Heskey has never missed a penalty, Messi has
Heskey has 61 caps for England, Messi has 0.
Heskey has scored 7 goals for England, Messi has 0.
Heskey has scored 100+ goals in the Premier League, Messi has never scored in it.
Heskey undoubtedly has a larger**** than Messi.
Heskey's feet are size 15, Messi's are a tiny size 10.
Emile's shots go out for throw-ins,Messi's don't.
Heskey's Mrs is sexier than Messi's Mrs.
Heskey misses a lot because he doesn't want to upset the goalkeepers feelings, Messi just scores all the time because he's a git.
Heskey has played in more World Cups than Messi.
Emile has played for more clubs than Messi, meaning he is more versatile.
Heskey has been bought for bigger transfers fee than Messi ever has.
Heskey quite clearly has a better haircut than Messi.
Messi played shit in the Champions League Semi Final against Chelsea, Heskey didn't.
Heskey has never had a bad gamein La Liga, Messi has.
Heskey weighs much more than Messi, making him the better man.
Heskey can play without Xavi and Iniesta.
Heskey changes clubs regularly, as he wants to give everyone a chance with his brilliance, Messi just stays at Barcelona.
Heskey has better strength, heading accuracy and aggression on FIFA 12 (the only attributes that matter).
Heskey has played more times in the Euro's than Messi.
Messi has never made a girl orgasm, Heskey does by simply staring into a womens eyes.
Heskey's middle name is 'William Ivanhoe', which is far better and cooler than Messi's middle name 'Andrés'.
Heskey has had poor managers such as Alex Mcleish and Steve Bruce, whereas Messi has had Pe Guardiola
Heskey can play at Centre Back, Messi can't.
you forgot;
Messi earns more than Heskey, meaning he is greedier and therefore a prick
What about this one:
Heskey has never recycled someone else's post.
MFKS has.
(wb though, I've been worried where you were)
Hessssssssssssssssssss-ky
http://footballspeak.com/post/2011/0...e-Century.aspx
two down, eight to go
Always cracks me up when Poms go nuts about the duds they've had play for them.Quote:
Originally Posted by boz-monaut
Coz you know, they've got all those Messi, Ronaldo types just waiting in the wings..............
Heskey due in town Friday. Hopefully he gets in before Dineaway shuts. Once he eats there he'll never leave.
How do we find out what time he arrives and if at Newcastle Airport ?Quote:
Originally Posted by plague
Dare say the club would announce it. Mr Furns is the man to go to in these situations.Quote:
Originally Posted by Youaskedforit
Cool , he wont be far away, he watches me like a hawk ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by plague
Mr Furns ????????
The list seems more like one for players of failed potential than actual shit players e.g Jeffers, 1 cap, 1 goal, but never got a look in again, how exactly does that make him one of the worst players of the century?Quote:
Originally Posted by plague
Correct.Quote:
Originally Posted by militiamon
Because Poms believe they have the greatest team in the world and when they don't win turn on the players.
It's just what they do.
good think Kaz Patafta never wore an England shirt
Looks like your best bet will be to check him out at training.Quote:
Heskey arrives in Australia on Friday
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After signing with the Newcastle Jets late last week, English striker Emile Heskey arrives in the country this Friday.
There is much excitement and anticipation around Heskey's arrival and as soon the Club has more details about joining training and the like, the Club will inform Members and supporters.
Heskey merchandise is available both ONLINE and at the Hunter Sports Superstore at 294 Turton Road, New Lambton. Stock has not sold out.
To be a part of all the action this season, CLICK HERE to join as a Member. Alternatively, CLICK HERE to buy a ticket to the Jets opening game, and Heskey's first game, at Hunter Stadium.
http://www.footballaustralia.com.au/...n-Friday/49360
Heskey already pimping the club merch.
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"Alternatively, CLICK HERE to buy a ticket to the Jets opening game, and Heskey's first game, at Hunter Stadium."
Interesting... you would think they wouldnt advertise that unless they had a fair amount of confidence that he will play!
I'd be amazed if they made him get a flight from Sydney to Newcastle just to fly into the airport.Quote:
Originally Posted by Youaskedforit
chopper from sydney to hunter stadium.Quote:
Originally Posted by sammydog
Surely Tinks has a spare ride sitting in a hangar somewhere. Last thing you want is Heskey driving through the stink of Sydney and Gypoland to get to paradise.Quote:
Originally Posted by sammydog
another benefit of the chopper rideQuote:
Originally Posted by plague
Well at least Dutchy is keen on this or learnt from his past mistakes:
http://www.footballaustralia.com.au/...eys-play/49371Quote:
With Heskey likely to lead the Jets’ forward line throughout the 2012/13 season, van Egmond said it is important that the ex-Liverpool player receives the right type of attacking support from his teammates.
“We worked on it a little bit today, concentrating on the front third and getting players in and around the number nine,” van Egmond said.
“It’s not so much the system, but more so the reading of the game. You can play with an out and out number 10, that will give him someone next to him more consistently.
“If you play with two number 8’s, either one of those players can start to get tighter (with Heskey) or even one or two of the wide players.”
Van Egmond said the other forwards in the Jets squad would benefit greatly from playing alongside Heskey.
“It’s just about making sure that we have players in and around him that he can bounce things off and play one or two touch football with,” he said.
Hmmm when super mario was here he did everything he possibly could to isolate the man and make him look like a fool rather than "making sure that we have players in and around him that he can bounce things off". So either Dutchy has learnt something from the past or isn't determined to make this fail. Either way at least that is a positive.
He'skey to the way we are going to play. :lulzturtle:
Can't blame GvE for wanting Jardel to fail, he didn't want to sign him. You would have to imagine GvE gave the final yes to Heskey, which is why he wants him to work.Quote:
Originally Posted by scarfy96
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Originally Posted by plague
This, plus it would be another great way to get publicity for the club, player and the Newcastle area.
Will definitely be coming down for the day to welcome him to the club. I just hope that the club has actually got something planned out which they can inform us and the general public withiin the next 2 days.
Would love for them to chopper him in with a huge banner of the photo of heskey in his jersey with some slogan bagging out bling and the scum hanging below- hover it over their stadiums and training grounds. Probably not realistic but would be great to see and provide some awesome publicity.
I reckon this is the signing con was talking about.
No 9 jersey sold out in 26s. 5000 more on order. Must be a big crewe of Heskey's Ho's forming.
How many went on the initial sale?Quote:
Originally Posted by hawk
Have been tempted to follow the sheep and buy a Heskey shirt but have been holding back as I have been told that the ISC shirt comfort is rubbish compared to the gold shirts.
Heskey interview on Sky Sports
http://www.skysports.com/video/inlin...109369,00.html
30,000??? :blush:Quote:
Originally Posted by sammydog