You know what really grinds my gears?

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Originally Posted by baldrick

I frigging hate a-holes who do that.

Unless you've got a connecting flight with a ridiculously short turn around what's the hurry.

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As I said if travel domestic i have carry on and am on my way straight away

If traveling Internationally I want to get to the Customs ASAP

Last time I landed in LoS I landed in Phuket

First time there and didn't know the joint obviously
Dickheads with Jetstar didn't give an Arrival Card on the plane so it was every man for himself at the desks before Customs

Being familiar with the LoS immigration requirements I was ready to rumble and was in the first 10 done

My reward was joining a very short queue.
15 mins later I had a Sim Card activated in my phone and was in my pre booked taxi after getting entry stamp and collecting luggage


Whilst waiting for luggage i noticed at least 2 fights rock up with well over 500 people in the hall

Those ****ers who took their time would have still been there when I was checked into my hote after an hour's drivel and off to 7-11 to get some Chang and supplies

You ****ers want to take your time getting off planes be my guest.

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Originally Posted by Jetmaster

What about the twits who on takeoff jump up and run to the toilet as soon as the seatbelt sign goes off? Can't you piss before boarding?

Lock themselves in for 10 mins (on a 60 min trip to Mel/Bris) - I reckon they are keen to get a mile high wank in to say they've done it.....

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I would be backing it has something to do with nerves of flying.

I not know about you but when I nervous i need to piss more often. Also coupled that with being in a sitting position also gets my bladder working well

What amazes me is the ****s who sit on planes for 10 hours and never once get up and go for a walk or a piss.

Dumb ****s if you ask me.

Can't be good for them to sit cooped u for that time

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Originally Posted by MFKS

As I said if travel domestic i have carry on and am on my way straight away

If traveling Internationally I want to get to the Customs ASAP

Last time I landed in LoS I landed in Phuket

First time there and didn't know the joint obviously
Dickheads with Jetstar didn't give an Arrival Card on the plane so it was every man for himself at the desks before Customs

Being familiar with the LoS immigration requirements I was ready to rumble and was in the first 10 done

My reward was joining a very short queue.
15 mins later I had a Sim Card activated in my phone and was in my pre booked taxi after getting entry stamp and collecting luggage


Whilst waiting for luggage i noticed at least 2 fights rock up with well over 500 people in the hall

Those ****ers who took their time would have still been there when I was checked into my hote after an hour's drivel and off to 7-11 to get some Chang and supplies

You ****ers want to take your time getting off planes be my guest.

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I go on holiday to relax & take it easy. Not get stressed by rushing around like a blue arsed fly.

The good Member with not a moments living to waste on a plane yet spends that extra spare time watching NBN football and mumbling on Internet forums.

You are a special creature my friend, never ever change.

By the way this is legit now the best thread. Keep this up lads and we'll get our own 'air travel' sticky.

Top work by all.

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Originally Posted by plague

By the way this is legit now the best thread. Keep this up lads and we'll get our own 'air travel' sticky.

Top work by all.

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Let's do it.

Then I can really let loose on the bastards who cancelled my flight to Reyjkavik recently because of a pilot's strike.

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Originally Posted by baldrick

I go on holiday to relax & take it easy. Not get stressed by rushing around like a blue arsed fly.

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Sounds to me like you get stressed over blokes like me

Me I know what stresses me.

Spending needless time in an airport.

I go on holiday to enjoy myself and I on holiday the second I walk out of the Arrivals Hall and am free to do and go where ever I like.

Not being stuck in the airport for a minute longer than necessary is my plan

If you think I running around like a blue arse fly when then plane lands you got it wrong. I just walking with purpose with my plan on my mind. Unlike the other people who get off the plane and like to **** arse about

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Originally Posted by plague

So you're 4'9"?

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Bruh I'm 6'3 and freaking swoley

For me it depends on the occasion......when I travel interstate to watch the Jerks play I take my time getting off the plane....
You see I'm not in a hurry to see us loose....:whistling:

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Originally Posted by lquiquer

For me it depends on the occasion......when I travel interstate to watch the Jerks play I take my time getting off the plane....
You see I'm not in a hurry to see us loose....:whistling:

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But if you aren't at the bar early enough before the game, you might have to remember us loosing. :brrr:

Membah confirms suspicions...

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Sounds to me like you get stressed over blokes like me

Me I know what stresses me.

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It's all about "me".

:popcorn:

Serious though **** aisle seats, window is where it's at.
Aisle #2, middle last option.

Love looking out plane windows, I always think I'm gonna see Moby Dick or something when over the ocean.

Football clubs that send e-mails advising you they will be charging your credit card automatically for membership on 20th July 2016.
I never gave them permission, never checked the box allowing them to do it.
Last straw for me - club can go fuuuuuccccck itself.
Hope these khunts come last - they deserve it.

Christopher Froome........It's a bike race FFS

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Originally Posted by lquiquer

Christopher Froome........It's a bike race FFS

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He's a disgrace to the sport. His bike handling skills are practically non-existent and he should get a life time ban for his haircut

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Originally Posted by The Dunster

Football clubs that send e-mails advising you they will be charging your credit card automatically for membership on 20th July 2016.
I never gave them permission, never checked the box allowing them to do it.
Last straw for me - club can go fuuuuuccccck itself.
Hope these khunts come last - they deserve it.

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If you sign up and pay by credit card, it auto-renews until you cancel it.

Just call/email them and tell them you want to cancel it or want to go monthly (love this option).

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Originally Posted by The Dunster

He's a disgrace to the sport. His bike handling skills are practically non-existent and he should get a life time ban for his haircut

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to be fair, he's improved his handling skills a bit, that descent where he gapped everyone while pedalling through in a tuck was ugly but took massive nads

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Originally Posted by pv4

If you sign up and pay by credit card, it auto-renews until you cancel it.

Just call/email them and tell them you want to cancel it or want to go monthly (love this option).

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I cancelled it this morning.
The club is a disgrace and completely unprofessional.
I Look forward to seeing the Jets hovering outside the top six for many years to come.

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Originally Posted by plague

Serious though **** aisle seats, window is where it's at.
Aisle #2, middle last option.

Love looking out plane windows, I always think I'm gonna see Moby Dick or something when over the ocean.

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See I don't see the fascination with window seats.

For short flights of 1-2 hours then they have value but for long haul efforts your view is good for 10-15 mins per flight

Trade off is you are cramped up by the plane wall and the fat ****er in the middle seat

On the aisle seat you are free to get up whenever you like not boxed in on one side and the aisle can be used for extra legroom

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Originally Posted by MFKS

See I don't see the fascination with window seats.

For short flights of 1-2 hours then they have value but for long haul efforts your view is good for 10-15 mins per flight

Trade off is you are cramped up by the plane wall and the fat ****er in the middle seat

On the aisle seat you are free to get up whenever you like not boxed in on one side and the aisle can be used for extra legroom

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I'm with the member on this one. Aisle crew 4 eva.

Business class is my preferred option..........:lulzturtle:

Arsenal fans

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Originally Posted by MFKS

On the aisle seat you are free to get up whenever you like not boxed in on one side and the aisle can be used for extra legroom

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Yeah see i hear this a lot.

But

You say you are free to get up when you want but you also have to get up when either of the other 2 passengers wants to get up. And trust me, I don't give a shit if you're eating or asleep, if Plague wants to go pee pee your ass is getting out of that seat.

Window only moves when window wants to move. Window dictates terms.

Also, as boring as the view out the window might get at night, it's better than staring at crotch or ass in your face all flight from people standing up getting shit out of the overhead.

Also this precious extra space of the aisle is crap as you are always having to tuck your leg in whenever someone trudges past or the drinks cart makes an appearance.

Listen man, I know it's cool to be the aisle guy, but window rules the flight. It's a fact.

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Originally Posted by GazFish35

Arsenal fans

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Did you get tickets today ?

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Originally Posted by baldrick

Did you get tickets today ?

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Yep.

But **** me there's a lot of whining ****s about not getting codes..... Despite getting codes.... Pricks just don't read emails

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Originally Posted by plague

staring at crotch or ass in your face all flight from people standing up getting shit out of the overhead.

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This is why I am an aisle man. Love that crotch and ass fest.

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Originally Posted by baldrick

Did you get tickets today ?

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More money than sence

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Originally Posted by plague

Yeah see i hear this a lot.

But

You say you are free to get up when you want but you also have to get up when either of the other 2 passengers wants to get up. And trust me, I don't give a shit if you're eating or asleep, if Plague wants to go pee pee your ass is getting out of that seat.

Window only moves when window wants to move. Window dictates terms.

Also, as boring as the view out the window might get at night, it's better than staring at crotch or ass in your face all flight from people standing up getting shit out of the overhead.

Also this precious extra space of the aisle is crap as you are always having to tuck your leg in whenever someone trudges past or the drinks cart makes an appearance.

Listen man, I know it's cool to be the aisle guy, but window rules the flight. It's a fact.

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Window dictates terms??

If the bloke in the aisle seat i a a fat **** and knocked out by medication and don't stir when you decide to wake him explain what you going to do beside piss your pants??

Your window seat requires the aisle seat to comply with your requests

That the man who have the power.

He is free to get up when he wants you on the other hand are reliant on 1 possibiliy 2 people complying with your requests to let you pass

So who has the power??

As for the aisle use for extra room well you do have to move when carts or people come past but it is free real estate that is yours to use and not available to you on the window

I wouldn't leave my legs out there the entire time. Just everyone and then throw them out there

Yeah as for viewing arse or crotch at close range that easy to deal with. Either look at your monitor or I can look out your ****ing window


Now moving along to the important stuff.

When is it OK to recline

As far as I am concerned as soon as the first meal is over and cleaned up it is going back the full way. To the **** behind me they can deal with it

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Originally Posted by MFKS

If the bloke in the aisle seat i a a fat **** and knocked out by medication and don't stir when you decide to wake him explain what you going to do beside piss your pants??


Now moving along to the important stuff.

When is it OK to recline

As far as I am concerned as soon as the first meal is over and cleaned up it is going back the full way. To the **** behind me they can deal with it

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Look man in all my years of flying I've never not been able to get a mother****er to get up when I want out.

Your medicated overweight straw man doesn't work round me.

and trust me I'm prepared to piss on another human being if a have to. Having the will to urinate on someone gives me absolute power. Plus, a urine soaked stubborn bastard refusing to get up will still be in the wrong according to all FAA and societies rules.

As for reclining.

Firstly let me congratulate you on bringing up the best question on the Foz since Biraz v BK. You are a genius.

The answer is interesting.

Any flight sub 3 hours is a def no.

If it's an overnight flight I'm with you as once the meal is done and it's night time then there is an acceptance than reclining will happen.

Any other circumstances and be warned that reclining in front of me will result in my tray being put up and down very violently at least once every 3 mins until you learn some manners.

With you there on the reclining plague.

Tbh my rule with reclining is I do whatever the person in front of me does. I can handle no inclination unless the person in front of me does - then I consider it the domino effect and if I'm hit up about it from behind I blame the guy in front of me

http://youtu.be/qFx1Cpxpx1E

The Down Down Coles ads!!!!.... :redcard:....arrrrrgh
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Originally Posted by lquiquer

The Down Down Coles ads!!!!.... :redcard:....arrrrrgh
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I'm not sure whats worse, the add or Status Quo selling their soul for the add.

People who, when approaching stopped traffic, start braking hundreds of meters out and slowly creep along to pull up behind them.

People who see cars stopped at a zebra crossing and run to get across while cars are stopped... if you walk the stopped car can be on its way and the next car will stop, you don't have to run guys!

Taxis. What the **** us the point of them? Uber needs to grow so there industry can **** right off.

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Originally Posted by Grimario

Taxis. What the **** us the point of them? Uber needs to grow so there industry can **** right off.

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until of course the Gubmint regulates Uber.


then its back to the drawing board.


oh hang on, we all catching trams by then anyway. forget i said anything. cool cool.

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Originally Posted by MFKS

Speed humps on the street

Some halfwords have actually installed some speed humps on a rather large hilly street near by

The road in question isn't renowned for accidents matter of fact I can barely remember a fender smash

I can understand the downhill section to slow traffic in some concession
But to put 5 of the ****ers on the uphill section when most cars are struggling up in 2nd gear defies logic

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Update


Started off a couple of weeks ago

Someone plugged through two of them one night knocking the dividing thing in the centre of the road completely out

As a result you can now drive between the two of them and not go over the ****ers

Then a 3rd went then a 4th.

Finally the last one went and I can now go up and down the hill again without going over one of the ****ers


Ain't grinding my gears any more

Work after a Thursday night away game... with the extra zug (fan only train)

Friday motivation zero.

Football clubs.