cunce who think its the worst thing in the world. being glassed would be way worse.Quote:
Originally Posted by plague
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cunce who think its the worst thing in the world. being glassed would be way worse.Quote:
Originally Posted by plague
scenario for plague to consider:
time: anytime
place: Central Coast
someone: John Hutchinson
you tell us?
think of the bacteria in your saliva! what did they do to you to deserve being exposed to hutcho!Quote:
Originally Posted by boz-monaut
That would require your boy Plague being on the central coast.Quote:
Originally Posted by boz-monaut
but your point is noted.
Royal weddings....this next one is being held on FA Cup Final day and will cost more than $58 million ffs....almost double Will and Cat, and theirs was an "official" one. This one is a "showbiz" one....they've even invited the Spice Girls.
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment...5be8118c36f50b
How the f#$$ does a cake cost $92,000???
Makes ya go all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbmWs6Jf5dc
Was actually going through the Sex Pistols vids on Youtube when you posted that!
The mosquito problem at the moment is driving me mad.
Second this x1000000. My work invovles being outside half the day and they go crazyQuote:
Originally Posted by Jeterpool
the massive welts the mossie bites leave on very young kids is awful
my daughter has a few on her arms from being in the pram at dusk the other day - poor little bub
we bought a mossie net for the cot at the start of summer, which surprisingly has worked really well
People who choose days like today (and Australia day etc) to remind you just how big a ****wit they are.
Today, I learnt, via Canada, about a new Western subculture: the incel community.
Apparently they're the ones who've been giving me a negative reputation on this forum.
good one ChadQuote:
Originally Posted by Couscous
negged againQuote:
Originally Posted by Couscous
Saying farewell to my ACL.
And the damn defender who slipped and made me wanna change direction.
Ooof. Bummer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bremsstrahlung
Hope you have a successful recovery sir.
Terrible news. Good luck with the recoveryQuote:
Originally Posted by Bremsstrahlung
8000 jobs.
****ing hell
Is there a company out there with a poorer track record of failure to deliver services than Telstra yet they think cutting 25% of their workforce will somehow make them better?Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimario
I was wrong. It's actually 9500 jobs with 1500 "new" roles, so net of 8000.
8000 over 4 years is almost BAU though, so maybe the blood letting won't be as bad.
Are Optus planning on sacking anyone??Quote:
Originally Posted by plague
Are the Newcastle Jets planning on sacking anyone??
Are the FFA planning on sacking anyone??
Parents getting their offspring to push those stupid little shopping trolleys at Bunnings.
There's hardly room to manouvre as it is...god help you if your own trolley clips one of the little darlings.
today i got an email from Ticketmaster saying they have had a data breach and payment and personal details may have been exposed...
today i also got a phone call from my bank saying they've cancelled my card due to suspicious activity...
and at the same time the bank said there was a $300 pending transaction against the card for US Nike.
**** you ticketmaster.
are you with Citibank?Quote:
Originally Posted by belchardo
Because ive just gone through the same thing. they said my card wasnt hacked, but a vendor i used was hacked therefore they were replacing all cards.
and i cant buy cocaine on my credit card so its gotta be ticketmaster.
nah, ME Bank
Just woke up in my own bed after 3 weeks interstate. Bliss... but gear grinding?
Brother picked me up at the airport. Standing outside at Williamtown, having walked down near the departure entrance because every man and his dog tries to get picked up in the one pick up/drop off bay at the arrival exit.
He calls me says he's just left Macca's car park and be there in a min. Said you can't miss me because there's no one at all in the first bay, just me. Sweet. Home time soon. 5 minutes later he calls me. Can't see me. Has done two laps.
Then asks "are you in the yellow pick up or the green one?" ****er drove down to Sydney to get me. :(
Might have grinded your gearsQuote:
Originally Posted by Grimario
You could at least get a taxi or a bus home etc from Williamtown and been home within the hour
But imagine your brother driving home blowing his gasket ??
Whos fault was the communications breakdown ??
wow classic....
one time coming back from switzerland when i was younger... so good 27 hours of travel. Mum stressed out haha
go through customs check out the arrival hall, couldnt find my godmother.
Mum called her up, oh shit i thought you guys where arriving tomorrow.
not sure if mentioned before.
but.
Gender reveal ceremonies.
No one cares what kind of kid you're having.
NO ONE.
wankers.
What if it comes out Binary??Quote:
Originally Posted by plague
grandparents, family and close friends do actually care
there's no need to make a big song and dance of it and draw attention to yourself though
this is the traditional, sensible way to do a gender reveal:
https://i.redd.it/0u9elwlrmf411.gif
ok i take that back, there are some good parents* out there.Quote:
Originally Posted by boz-monaut
*am saying this on the presumption that the driver of this car was well ****ing wasted.
People who leave restaurant reviews unless they are good.
trust me, if you didnt have a good time, its because of you, not the venue.
go sulk in the corner ya mongs.
I did not even know this was a thing. Then again I still haven't come to grips with blokes being their for the birth when they could be away pigging or fishing with their mates.Quote:
Originally Posted by plague
Agree....what about these twits flying home from their World Cup team mates to be at the birth?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dunster
Men were men in our day Dunster.
Men nowadays need to ask their wives for their ballsQuote:
Originally Posted by Jetmaster
Must be depressing living life that way
Tiredness.
People who buy Louie Vuitton bags and luggage in a desperate attempt to convince the world they are relevant are 2nd only to the people who buy imitation Louie Vuitton bags and luggage as easily the saddest most pathetic group of people living in society today.
by god if you ever needed a red flag for a complete and utter nobody, there it is.
Bangkok airport.
My bag has been inspected 4 tines.
Sure safety and all that.
But I have 3 drone batteries, that Exceed the limit by almost double the mah, left In my backpack with a camera and power bank.
But lol at the lady that just bought a perfume bottle of 125ml from duty free.
Confiscated! Her gears are ground more than mine
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