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09-11-2018, 12:45 PM
Jeterpool

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giges

Having the wife’s family over and putting on a lovely bit of lamb on the BBQ rotisserie, serving it up with roast vegies and greens only to see her brother and mother ignore the gravy I have made with the juices from the lamb to smother their entire plates in tomato sauce.

i hope you politely asked them to leave
09-11-2018, 01:56 PM
plague

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giges

Having the wife’s family over and putting on a lovely bit of lamb on the BBQ rotisserie, serving it up with roast vegies and greens only to see her brother and mother ignore the gravy I have made with the juices from the lamb to smother their entire plates in tomato sauce.

You married into a family of axe murderers.

Get out while you can.
09-11-2018, 02:32 PM
Grimario

Improper use of the clutch pedal.
21-11-2018, 04:49 PM
The Dunster

Shows like Child Genius on SBS. These kids are not geniuses and letting them think otherwise is cruel.
The parents though - holy shit how deluded can they be thinking Mensa scores have any significant meaning.
These kids struggled with basic arithmetic and had absolutely no idea when it came to methods for solving simple questions.
21-11-2018, 09:25 PM
Jeterpool

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Dunster

Shows like Child Genius on SBS. These kids are not geniuses and letting them think otherwise is cruel.
The parents though - holy shit how deluded can they be thinking Mensa scores have any significant meaning.
These kids struggled with basic arithmetic and had absolutely no idea when it came to methods for solving simple questions.

I'd much rather teach my kids to be good people.
22-11-2018, 08:10 AM
Bremsstrahlung

People who talk loudly at the movies, constantly.
Closely followed by people who go to the bathroom and come back and want in detail synopsis of everything that happened while they were gone, again loudly.
22-11-2018, 09:15 AM
pv4

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Originally Posted by Bremsstrahlung

Closely followed by people who go to the bathroom and come back and want in detail synopsis of everything that happened while they were gone, again loudly.

Mrs v4 does this at home all the time. It kills me. And apparently when I rewind so she can rewatch it herself, I'm the bad guy.
22-11-2018, 09:17 AM
Bon

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Originally Posted by pv4

Mrs v4 does this at home all the time. It kills me. And apparently when I rewind so she can rewatch it herself, I'm the bad guy.

Surely you've forced her to watch Jurassic Park enough times that she knows whats going on by now?
Actually, why don't you pause it for her, you monster.. :gent:
22-11-2018, 10:03 AM
plague

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Originally Posted by Bon

Actually, why don't you pause it for her, you monster

Yeah this is the only true and correct point here.

Also, who the **** cant sit for 2 hours without needing a piss?

Some of y'all are weirdos man.
22-11-2018, 08:42 PM
pv4

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Originally Posted by Bon

Actually, why don't you pause it for her, you monster.. :gent:

Because I'm a monster for offering to pause it too, apparently.
22-11-2018, 08:43 PM
pv4

Quote:

Originally Posted by plague

Also, who the **** cant sit for 2 hours without needing a piss?

Some of y'all are weirdos man.

Preach
23-11-2018, 07:36 AM
Bremsstrahlung

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Originally Posted by pv4

Because I'm a monster for offering to pause it too, apparently.

“No, no, you keep watching. I won’t be long.......but heaven forbid you don’t tell me everything that happened or I’m gonna burn all your Arsenal merch and buy myself a spurs kit”
23-11-2018, 09:16 AM
boz-monaut

does Mrs v4's family also put tomato sauce on lamb?
23-11-2018, 10:19 AM
The Dunster

Riding through Hexham yesterday looked a bit hazy and then woooshkaaa - sand and dirt in the face when the wind hit me on the bike. I didn't have a neck roll on so felt like my necks was getting sandblasted.
23-11-2018, 01:12 PM
pv4

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Originally Posted by boz-monaut

does Mrs v4's family also put tomato sauce on lamb?

They wouldn't be family if they even dared..
23-11-2018, 02:03 PM
Jetmaster

People whinging to the media about flight delays because of the weather.
"Not even a coffee voucher"....fmd.
Whinge alot more if your plane plummets into Botany Bay on takeoff.
23-11-2018, 02:54 PM
idontwannaplaywithhowey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bremsstrahlung

“No, no, you keep watching. I won’t be long.......but heaven forbid you don’t tell me everything that happened or I’m gonna burn all your Arsenal merch and buy myself a spurs kit”

Dream woman....
COYS
23-11-2018, 06:45 PM
MFKS

Black Friday ??

For a start we dont celebrate Thanksgiving in Oz it is a US tradition

So why the **** do businesses here try celebrating Black Friday which is the name given to the Friday many in the USA take off after Thanksgiving which is on a Thursday to give themselves a 4 day weekend ??

****ing insane
23-11-2018, 06:55 PM
StannyCFCJET

Ernie not changing a starting lineup of a team that is yet to win. There I said it
23-11-2018, 07:19 PM
plague

Quote:

Originally Posted by MFKS

Black Friday ??

For a start we dont celebrate Thanksgiving in Oz it is a US tradition

So why the **** do businesses here try celebrating Black Friday which is the name given to the Friday many in the USA take off after Thanksgiving which is on a Thursday to give themselves a 4 day weekend ??

****ing insane

Because money.

The **** you think businesses open their doors for?
25-11-2018, 12:26 AM
Retro Jet

Quote:

Originally Posted by boz-monaut

does Mrs v4's family also put tomato sauce on lamb?

Quote:

Originally Posted by pv4

They wouldn't be family if they even dared..

Tomato Sauce...aka Tucker F##ker...
25-11-2018, 10:26 AM
Negative Police

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Originally Posted by Retro Jet

Tomato Sauce...aka Tucker F##ker...

Nah. BBq and tommy sauce is more aussie than vmite.

However, if anyone can be bothered making gravy with meat juices then that is No1 by miles.
25-11-2018, 10:26 AM
Negative Police

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Originally Posted by Retro Jet

Tomato Sauce...aka Tucker F##ker...

Nah. BBq and tommy sauce is more aussie than vmite.

However, if anyone can be bothered making gravy with meat juices then that is No1 by miles.

Mint sauce? Can flush that mess
26-11-2018, 08:34 AM
Jeterpool

People dawdling through the shopping center wandering and diverting all over the place.

Get out of my way - I'm getting in there and outta there as quickly as possible.
26-11-2018, 12:31 PM
pv4

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Originally Posted by plague

Because money.

The **** you think businesses open their doors for?

They're not there to fxxx spiders, innit
26-11-2018, 12:48 PM
plague

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Originally Posted by pv4

They're not there to fxxx spiders, innit

Trust me, if there was a dollar in ****ing spiders then someone would open a spider ****ing shop.
26-11-2018, 04:25 PM
The Dunster

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Originally Posted by plague

Trust me, if there was a dollar in ****ing spiders then someone would open a spider ****ing shop.

https://cdn.hitc-s.com/i/55/david_th...pider_8581.jpg
27-11-2018, 08:01 AM
Bon

Come on boz.. What are you doing to us??
27-11-2018, 09:08 AM
pv4

Reason: had to change that image as it wasn't in the Tennis Thread
27-11-2018, 09:13 AM
Bon

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Originally Posted by pv4

Reason: had to change that image as it wasn't in the Tennis Thread

That's what I'm wondering!!!
If we can get away with whats in the Tennis thread, what sort of juicy morsel was Dunster posting?? :fap:
27-11-2018, 09:29 AM
The Dunster

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Originally Posted by Bon

That's what I'm wondering!!!
If we can get away with whats in the Tennis thread, what sort of juicy morsel was Dunster posting?? :fap:

It was a hot chick attached to a fake spiderweb facing away from the camera. May have been a hint of Monte-Carlo - not the Arnotts variety.
27-11-2018, 09:52 AM
boz-monaut

I am protecting you from Dunster's filth

you should be thanking me
28-11-2018, 12:37 PM
Bremsstrahlung

People that are talking like they are BOM experts.
“24mm since xxxx....”
28-11-2018, 12:43 PM
boz-monaut

Observatory Hill just received just over a hundred millimetres in three hours (73.4 in one hour to 7 a.m.) which makes this at about a 1 in 50 year rainfall event

which is quite a rare thing
28-11-2018, 01:07 PM
The Dunster

Absolutely pissed down at Oakhampton / Maitland this morning. The cows did not look impressed.
28-11-2018, 05:34 PM
MFKS

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Originally Posted by boz-monaut

Observatory Hill just received just over a hundred millimetres in three hours (73.4 in one hour to 7 a.m.) which makes this at about a 1 in 50 year rainfall event

which is quite a rare thing

But isnt everything that happens in Sydney officiallly the worse thing that has ever ravaged mankind.anyway??

They already negate anywhere else on the planet counting when comparing something to their suffering
28-11-2018, 05:53 PM
baldrick

A little bit of rain & people can't drive for shite
28-11-2018, 07:10 PM
Negative Police

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Originally Posted by MFKS

But isnt everything that happens in Sydney officiallly the worse thing that has ever ravaged mankind.anyway??

They already negate anywhere else on the planet counting when comparing something to their suffering

We'll have to sell another harbour to pay for their clean up.
05-12-2018, 05:23 PM
Jetmaster

"3 business days"....why ffs?

Energy supplier does a double debit and admit it. Have to wait said term for the funds to arrive their end, then another 3 days for it to come back. Over a week !
05-12-2018, 06:14 PM
MFKS

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetmaster

"3 business days"....why ffs?

Energy supplier does a double debit and admit it. Have to wait said term for the funds to arrive their end, then another 3 days for it to come back. Over a week !

Send them a letter of demand for interest

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