i ain't not a dorkusQuote:
Originally Posted by Gary Fish
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i ain't not a dorkusQuote:
Originally Posted by Gary Fish
The Ex...
root her best friend
Will get aids
WGMG?
The Dept of Fair Trading
I do bookwork for a p!ssant food co-op and these wankers want their pound of flesh with all the paperwork etc.
You know, crossed t's and dotted lower case j's... Had some idiot down there saying "our Auditor didn't do the right report".
I used the Treasurer from the Cookers Juniors and quite frankley, with his experience as an Auditor in both England and here,
he could tell these dickheads how to Audit. Probably could write a book on the subject. Got that fixed.
Then, there was one sheet with a Directors statement that didn't have a date on it.
So phucking what. I ran it through the printer with the correct date at the bottom of the AGM date and posted it back off to Bathurst
10 days before the 5mth 28 day cut off after your AGM deadline. Plenty of time. Job done....or so I though.
Received a letter yesterday saying we have an Overdue Annual Report. Fines apply...bla bla bla
In the future, do not people, I repeat, do not refer to these wankers at the DoFT as anything but:
The Department of Fools and Tools
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/hea...-1226559353948
why the youth of today (especially those who go to the gym) are horrible
Bloody hell..Quote:
Originally Posted by q-money
I don't think I can eat the amount that I want to vomit after reading through that list of Top 50 songs..
None of those songs are on my list. I haven't heard of half of them!
enjoy your lynrd skynrd collection old timer
Actually Q Man I would rather be listening to "Old Timer" Music rather than the shit the Yoof today listen to.
Not personally a big fan of those inbred hicks who died in a plane crash.
Thank god they weren't Australia otherwise that song would have been Sweet Home Long Jetty or something along those lines
can't help but have a chuckle at that!Quote:
Originally Posted by q-money
Whenever I'm back in the east, the car radio goes to WSFM as a default
there are some dead set honking tracks in that list (i.e. most of them)
i'm the cat with the bass and drumQuote:
Originally Posted by q-money
goin round like bom bom bom
:lulzturtle:
People who don't wave when you let them in while you're driving
Sitting at red lights with a pile of cars going in other directions also sitting at red lights. Yet some bloke 500m away comes toddling down the road to a green light that has been on forever for NO ONE.
Feel like it is some elaborate plot to send you into a postal worker interstate killing spree when that happens
Waking up to a temp of -9, it's snowing and having to walk to university GMFG big time.
must be a bit chilly for skirts over there at the moment
Are you stalking me?
negative
members of Newy Football.Net stalking me on Facebook grinds my gears and is kinda creepy.
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Originally Posted by Jeterpool
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/c...alwithit50.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by au revoir
happenstance. chill out.
WGMG ? The Muzak people apparently listen to at the gym.. It's bad enough these jokers think they are actually healthy.
I will thank youQuote:
Originally Posted by q-money
authstralian of the year. well done vib chewa
John Church the ****ing grub in Charlestown Square playing the "Stop The Boats" card.
Absolute disgrace this **** and should never ever be allowed to call himself a liberal.
Those of us that can remember the Vietnam War can look back to a time when we accepted people that needed our help.
No questions asked we simply opened our doors and welcomed the refugees into our communities.
Today, we have media and politicians spreading lies and messages of hate throughout the community about refugees to make sure they are well and truly hated before arrival.
This country has gone backwards. **** all to celebrate
I have no doubt I'm not the only one that could say this.. But without the migrant camps or refugees, I wouldn't be here..
Seeing all the racist bollocks and morons carrying on today makes me ashamed to be Australian..
courtesy of snatchez
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other things to disappoint me about being Australian today:
* flag containing Union Jack
* second celebrity in a row to get Australian of the Year
* hottest 100 being shit
* Craig Deans
Not surprising that the flag has not change when you look at the abominations that they put forward.
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http://blog.thepastoralcompany.com/w.../myozflag1.gif
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http://flagspot.net/images/a/au!ausf1.gif
I recently read a description of the cringe-worthy dickheads that you see on Australia Day in a little local book.
When I read it it hit me: That's it! That's the best description of these flag wearing wankers you could ever put into 5 little words
It's from the January chapter of A year down the drain by local writer/editor Mark MacLean...former owner of MacLean's Bookstore
on Beaumont St. (Actually met him at Chinchen St bridge last Mon in fact. I was on the Bridge, he was down the drain! lol)
Mark writes about his experience of coming back home after visiting relatives in England. Pg 12....
By complete accident we landed at Sydney Airport on Australia Day.
It was very early in the morning but by the time we'd cleared customs we
found ourselves surrounded by people in Australian-flag T-shirts and hats.
They were almost to a woman and man, the type of overweight,
Southern Crossed tattooed, fit-in-or-****-off Aussies....
Fit-in-or-****-off...the sort of attitude that fuels incidents like Cronulla.
it's always the people who are most proud to come from a place, are the people that that place is the least proud of
I don't reackon there's any more rednecks in Oz than what there were 30 years ago. It's just that through social media etc they are given more of a voice.
Free speech and all that.
Still ****wits though.
WGMG: Reverse racism.
Yeah, let's drive a bigger wedge through society.
Also WGMG: Dogooders.
****ing smarmy pricks. Hate em.
not buying into this. yep, we are going to the shitter. courtesy of the homebred rednecks, middle class poofs, to the tight knit crim imports that love the sympathy from the white guilt party. Sounds like Sydney already.Quote:
Originally Posted by boz-monaut
no pride here, enjoy
The irony is that these bogans are telling the boat people to **** off, when back in 1788 their ancestors we're infact boat people....
then they complain about the "towelheads" doing their religion, causing trouble and near living for free, which is exactly what the British did...
Straya
**** you don't badmouth staya
lolzo, irony of the rn. didnt see the nice refuse doing the hard work of digging roads, shooting everything, building cities out of bark with no water, food or sony. If ya gonna visit, do it properly with a bigass take over. The dinosaurs roamed happily here until some wipes ran through'emQuote:
Originally Posted by Buddha
WGMG? Valentines Day..
Why is it that if I don't buy flowers, chocolates, champagne, stuffed toy, the cutest puppy in the world, or make some form of economically "romantic" gesture like that, that I'm a completely uncaring, gypo-loving, shit-munching, tight-arse..
BUT I am just as fvcked and treated with equal disdain, when I ask my Mrs why I didnt get a carton of beer delivered to my work with a loving card on it from her??
Equality, what a load of horse-shit.. :)
(As a quick side-note, I did venture into purchasing one of the afore mentioned gestures just to save my bollocks, hahahaha)
once i didnt have any money for valentines day so i got my mum to take me and my missus out for dinner