Australian Open aka heat stroke time

5 setters is real tennis.

mens Seeds
1. Novak Djokovic
2. Roger Federer
3. Andy Murray
4. David Ferrer
5. Tomáš Berdych
6. Juan MartÃ*n del Potro
7. Jo-Wilfried Tsonga
8. Janko Tipsarević
9. Richard Gasquet
10. Nicolás Almagro
11. Juan Mónaco
12. Marin Čilić
13. Milos Raonic
14. Gilles Simon
15. Stanislas Wawrinka
16. Kei Nishikori
17. Philipp Kohlschreiber
18. Alexandr Dolgopolov
19. Tommy Haas
20. Sam Querrey
21. Andreas Seppi
22. Fernando Verdasco
23. Mikhail Youzhny
24. Jerzy Janowicz
25. Florian Mayer
26. Jürgen Melzer
27. Martin Kližan
28. Marcos Baghdatis
29. Thomaz Bellucci
30. Radek Å těpánek
31. Marcel Granollers
32. Julien Benneteau

Roger :blush:

Hewitt gawn, tipsarevic was probably the worst bloke he could come up against first round

ana ivanovic on nau :wub:

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Originally Posted by q-money

Hewitt gawn, tipsarevic was probably the worst bloke he could come up against first round

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the pitfalls of not playing enough to get a decent wto ranking.

if he spent all dat time designing his new threads rather than playing tennis he should legit kill himself right now cause they be honkin'

Deadset ana's accent :wub:

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Originally Posted by q-money

ana ivanovic on nau :wub:

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and she's on again... :wub:

guess he was stoppable. bad luck bernie, come back next year. preferably without the attitude. twat.

tomic has the hewitt problem - want him to win cos he's aussie but want him to lose cos he's a massive dickhead

I dont get the Tomic hate. Tennis players are especially highly strung people (read up on Roger Federers early days on tour he was a bit of an cranky asshole according to many).
But the main thing is (yes Davis Cup aside) that tennis is an individual sport, his attitude and personality affect no one other than himself. Im happy for him to cock it all up if thats what he wants. its no skin off my nose. I also think hes been way way way too over scrutinised. What has he really done wrong? Hooned around a bit, run amok with his mates and generally been a bit of a prat because hes come into a lot of money at a young age in a sport where everyone wants to kiss your ass.

Hes a kid. jesus if i had that cash at that age id have been even way more obnoxious than i am now (or probably dead).
Hope he kills it and wins everything, and if he doesnt, meh, there'll be another Aussie to cheer on eventually.

Love the Bernie.

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Originally Posted by sh10

tomic has the hewitt problem - want him to win cos he's aussie but want him to lose cos he's a massive dickhead

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this. i dont buy the highly strung, bad upbringing, want to win sh1t. If you arent the winner your a loser. his interview was much better

ivanovic in slow motion. so hot.

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Originally Posted by hawk

his interview was much better

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this.

whole sport is ghey

caroline wozniacki is boring as all get out but i reckon she's got some pretty voicetruss chebs

i was going to make a voicetruss joke ffs

roanic has a pretty voicetruss serve, though

238kph straight up today

when did jocka become joker, not even funny

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Originally Posted by hawk

when did jocka become joker, not even funny

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cooweare interviewed him after the match the other day...said it was joker.......could well be takin the piss

he's been "the joker" his whole career pretty much. came from when he used to do impressions of other players on the tour during practice and after matches.

should be an epic game tonight.

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Originally Posted by parksey

he's been "the joker" his whole career pretty much. came from when he used to do impressions of other players on the tour during practice and after matches.

should be an epic game tonight.

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yeah, bit light on the facts there pal. I still believe he's more like dexter.

Murray after the game
http://sachianageorgieva.com/wp-cont...te-291x300.jpg

so it's the joker v murray aye...not sure why but i've developed a real dislike for murray...one of those arrogant punch me at will faces

it's probably because murray is a douche bag

also he is "british"

I love Murray. Only because he is Scottish. Feck this GB rubbish

wonder what scozz thinks of him ?

"Nick Kyrgios, Thanasi Kokkinakis. it's an all Aussie Australia Day final in the boys"

Bruce Mcavaney at his best.

Also, Murray is British when he wins, Scottish when he loses according to the Poms.
No wonder the Scots want to get away from the Kingdom.

murray almost choked on his own cawk last night in that last set the smug keyunt

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Originally Posted by plague

Also, Murray is British when he wins, Scottish when he loses according to the Poms.
No wonder the Scots want to get away from the Kingdom.

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Sky Sports were specials for this. Leading into Wimbledon he would be Britains great hope. Upon losing to some no name he was just a young Scottish tennis player.

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Originally Posted by plague

Kokkinakis

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whats going on there, greek?

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Originally Posted by hawk

whats going on there, greek?

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Nah, Aussie as. Good to see. The other Aussie kid won though.
Which was also good to see.

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Originally Posted by plague

Nah, Aussie as. Good to see. The other Aussie kid won though.
Which was also good to see.

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too many Kokkinakis cost him the game no doubt oi oi oi

the joker with 3 in a row...eat penis muz and don't tell me money doesn't buy you hot chicks

Good to see the mountain goat continues to choke

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Originally Posted by seldom

wonder what scozz thinks of him ?

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Got further than Leighton fuxkwit, and he is number 3 in tha world

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Originally Posted by scozzygt

Got further than Leighton fuxkwit, and he is number 3 in tha world

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wow...got further than leiton whoit...he must be the goods