How fantastic is it that weve upgraded our nations fighter jets from the awesome F-18s to the new F-35s yet as a celebration we get an exclusive fly past from some vehicle no one has ever ****ing heard of.
Its such a low rent jet that even old ass Tom Cruise wouldnt sit his 60 year old body in one and get off the runway.
We are such a broke ass club even our military declares we arent worth saving. The North Koreans should just take over running the club and plan the invasion from within. Our brightest military minds down there at ASIO would be none the wiser as Kim Jong Un and co bring their invading forces over via Nobbys.
God we are pathetic, hope the noise from the propellas on the cessna dont disturb Middleby and co as they tuck into their appetizers in the important suites.
Oh shit just realised to go with a poor ass flyby we get the poorest of poor ass teams to play. ****ing Phoenix. Ardern and co watching Bidens latest mumbles and our pathetic display of military might must now rightly assume they are the domiant partner in the ANZUS treaty.
No doubt Putin loading up on Wellington to knock us off.
This club hates us, never forget it.
