Another Jets Implosion

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11-12-2017, 10:57 AM
MFKS

Another Jets Implosion

Ok

I booked overseas travel for April as I felt pretty confident that we be not playing after Rd 27
(Well seemed a safe bet after 10 years no finals etc)

11 Rounds done and dusted and these cunce are showing no sign of the wheels falling off. Far from it
They even jagging tinny arse wins on the road in the last few minutes

When this ****ing implosion starting this season to slip to the spoon or 7th place etc

Time ticking and it not looking likely though I still have faith we can do it

This could well be our finest hour to date if we can pull this off

What we need to do to kick start the self sabotage??
11-12-2017, 11:57 AM
lquiquer

Quote:

Originally Posted by MFKS

Ok

I booked overseas travel for April as I felt pretty confident that we be not playing after Rd 27
(Well seemed a safe bet after 10 years no finals etc)

11 Rounds done and dusted and these cunce are showing no sign of the wheels falling off. Far from it
They even jagging tinny arse wins on the road in the last few minutes

When this ****ing implosion starting this season to slip to the spoon or 7th place etc

Time ticking and it not looking likely though I still have faith we can do it

This could well be our finest hour to date if we can pull this off

What we need to do to kick start the self sabotage??

Where you off to Member?..... (That's when I'm off to South Am).....But back the day before the GF and the CEO is telling me I can't buy a ticket yet??!!!!
11-12-2017, 01:10 PM
baldrick

When is the grand final sposed to be ?

I’m away early May..
11-12-2017, 01:15 PM
lquiquer

7th May I think
11-12-2017, 02:02 PM
MFKS

Quote:

Originally Posted by lquiquer

Where you off to Member?..... (That's when I'm off to South Am).....But back the day before the GF and the CEO is telling me I can't buy a ticket yet??!!!!

Usual place

I be back for our GF appearance and coronation as Champions when Griff comes out of retirement to score the winning goal in the GF AGAIN

But I be missing the first two weeks of the play offs

I off just after we hit Shittongue again to do the treble on them this season
12-12-2017, 11:57 PM
hawk

Quote:

Originally Posted by MFKS

After just watching Smurfs play it safe to say we are the best side in the comp

This title is ours to throw away

Skitzo Tales by member
17-12-2017, 07:50 AM
baldrick

Quote:

Originally Posted by lquiquer

7th May I think

Shit.
01-05-2018, 10:29 PM
Jetmaster

Bumped for Membah fans....looks like he has been sunning himself.
01-05-2018, 10:34 PM
plague

still a 50/50 chance of it happening.
02-05-2018, 05:01 PM
Couscous

I really wanted to meet him this weekend.
02-05-2018, 08:15 PM
boz-monaut

it is three months or so since he said some homophobic nonsense - his ban ends tomorrow at around 9 p.m.

unless we extend it out of spite
02-05-2018, 08:20 PM
380

Quote:

Originally Posted by boz-monaut

it is three months or so since he said some homophobic nonsense - his ban ends tomorrow at around 9 p.m.

unless we extend it out of spite

:thumbsup::yay::chant:
02-05-2018, 09:12 PM
plague

Quote:

Originally Posted by Couscous

I really wanted to meet him this weekend.

hes not dead you know.
02-05-2018, 09:36 PM
Couscous

But isn't he in Thailand? He booked yonks ago.
02-05-2018, 10:52 PM
The Hacker

Quote:

Originally Posted by boz-monaut

it is three months or so since he said some homophobic nonsense - his ban ends tomorrow at around 9 p.m.

unless we extend it out of spite

9:01pm tomorrow could be interesting
03-05-2018, 10:53 AM
q-money

free the member
03-05-2018, 10:54 AM
Bon

Quote:

Originally Posted by q-money

free the member

Pretty sure he is doing that over in Malaysia atm... :gent:
03-05-2018, 07:47 PM
hawk

Quote:

Originally Posted by boz-monaut

it is three months or so since he said some homophobic nonsense - his ban ends tomorrow at around 9 p.m.

unless we extend it out of spite

its only been 2 months. Member is a twitter hound now
04-05-2018, 12:51 PM
MFKS

Quote:

Originally Posted by plague

still a 50/50 chance of it happening.

What the **** you mean by 50/50 chance??

This is the Jets we talking about

This club is built on the foundations of shooting itself in the foot

All week all these ****ing plastic ****s have comne out of the woodwork going on about how great we are and that we are going to win the league etc

All i been doing is shitting bricks at the prospect of these ****s doing what they are actually good for and **** things up

Can see it now Griff will have scored the winning goal in the GF AGAIN and we be 1-0 up and coasting and Hoffman will miss a tap in from a yard out with 5 to go

In injury time Boogaard will needlessly hack sone one down and give away a penalty

In extra time your mate Leroy George will turn your trash comments on their ear and run amok and we will be left to watch Leigh Broxham nd Mus**** hold up a trophy on our pitch

Ohh we all know it is highly likely to happen.

Supporting the Jets is on par with being an ice junkie

It high time we prepared ourselves for the ****ing misery tomorrow will inflict because anything else than losing will be a ****ing bonus
04-05-2018, 12:57 PM
Jetmaster

Some things never change...
04-05-2018, 01:04 PM
Jeterpool

Well his ban has certainly been lifted
04-05-2018, 01:33 PM
boz-monaut

we should ban him again but he's pretty spot on right there

something something broken clock right twice a day something something
04-05-2018, 01:44 PM
plague

Quote:

Originally Posted by MFKS

What the **** you mean by 50/50 chance??

This is the Jets we talking about

This club is built on the foundations of shooting itself in the foot

All week all these ****ing plastic ****s have comne out of the woodwork going on about how great we are and that we are going to win the league etc

All i been doing is shitting bricks at the prospect of these ****s doing what they are actually good for and **** things up

Can see it now Griff will have scored the winning goal in the GF AGAIN and we be 1-0 up and coasting and Hoffman will miss a tap in from a yard out with 5 to go

In injury time Boogaard will needlessly hack sone one down and give away a penalty

In extra time your mate Leroy George will turn your trash comments on their ear and run amok and we will be left to watch Leigh Broxham nd Mus**** hold up a trophy on our pitch

Ohh we all know it is highly likely to happen.

Supporting the Jets is on par with being an ice junkie

It high time we prepared ourselves for the ****ing misery tomorrow will inflict because anything else than losing will be a ****ing bonus

New phone, who dis?
04-05-2018, 07:47 PM
hawk

Quote:

Originally Posted by MFKS

In extra time your mate Leroy George will turn your trash comments on their ear and run amok and we will be left to watch Leigh Broxham nd Mus**** hold up a trophy on our pitch

Cue the "we had good year tirade" after we get robbed blind.
04-05-2018, 07:50 PM
plague

Quote:

In extra time your mate Leroy George will turn your trash comments on their ear and run amok and we will be left to watch Leigh Broxham nd Mus**** hold up a trophy on our pitch

whats this 'we' shit homie?

Ive got things to do saturday night, you guys can sit through it, text me a score update yeah???
04-05-2018, 08:49 PM
MFKS

Quote:

Originally Posted by hawk

Cue the "we had good year tirade" after we get robbed blind.

There will be none of that shit

We are at home
We have 30k cheering us on
We playing a team who we historically beat at this venue
We playing a team we beaten twice already this season
We in good form
We are legitimately going into the match as betting favourites
We have Griff they dont

I dont give a **** who is on their books
We turn up and play well tomorrow night then we will win

We are the better team
04-05-2018, 08:56 PM
turbojetfireV8

As long as the boys stick to Ernie's game plan and don't bottle it like you guys they can do this, it's the Tards who should be worried, Muscat isn't a gracious man, if and when he gets the schitts there'll be blood on the walls of their changeroom from him banging their heads into it before they can get away from him...
04-05-2018, 10:44 PM
The Hacker

Quote:

Originally Posted by MFKS

There will be none of that shit

We are at home
We have 30k cheering us on
We playing a team who we historically beat at this venue
We playing a team we beaten twice already this season
We in good form
We are legitimately going into the match as betting favourites
We have Griff they dont

I dont give a **** who is on their books
We turn up and play well tomorrow night then we will win

We are the better team

+1
04-05-2018, 10:51 PM
plague

interesting stat form Fox last night because stats are the one true arbiter.

since the inception of the A-League Newcastle has the WORST home ground record of any team in the comp.

enjoy tomorrow night everyone.....
04-05-2018, 10:57 PM
hawk

Nah itll be right.

Victory only wins gfs when they finish 1st. but they have only lost gfs on pens and never lost in normal time.

We only win when finishing 2nd.

Although, refs never give pens against them, Berisha never goes off hurt.

make of any stat what you will.

The ref will decide it. crap
05-05-2018, 12:00 AM
halo se7en

Quote:

Originally Posted by plague

interesting stat form Fox last night because stats are the one true arbiter.

since the inception of the A-League Newcastle has the WORST home ground record of any team in the comp.

enjoy tomorrow night everyone.....

And I think Melbourne’s record against us is their worst against any A-league opposition. So both stats will cancel each other out, it’ll finish 0-0 and the PK shootout will be never ending because no-one will ever miss
05-05-2018, 01:10 AM
hawk

Quote:

Originally Posted by MFKS

There will be none of that shit

We are at home
We have 30k cheering us on
We playing a team who we historically beat at this venue
We playing a team we beaten twice already this season
We in good form
We are legitimately going into the match as betting favourites
We have Griff they dont

I dont give a **** who is on their books
We turn up and play well tomorrow night then we will win

We are the better team

betting favourites well its all over then.

you ever beaten a ref? lol answers itself
05-05-2018, 07:34 AM
plague

Quote:

Originally Posted by halo se7en

And I think Melbourne’s record against us is their worst against any A-league opposition. So both stats will cancel each other out, it’ll finish 0-0 and the PK shootout will be never ending because no-one will ever miss

I think if it goes past 11 pens they decide the winner by 'most evades'.
05-05-2018, 12:23 PM
MFKS

Quote:

Originally Posted by plague

I think if it goes past 11 pens they decide the winner by 'most evades'.

No we decide it by who gets the best match swiping right on Tinder

Could really miss Raheem tonight

***
05-05-2018, 09:53 PM
MFKS

Shooting ourselves in the foot is what we do best

Forza Newy
06-05-2018, 12:15 AM
hawk

Quote:

Originally Posted by MFKS

There will be none of that shit

We are at home
We have 30k cheering us on
We playing a team who we historically beat at this venue
We playing a team we beaten twice already this season
We in good form
We are legitimately going into the match as betting favourites
We have Griff they dont

I dont give a **** who is on their books
We turn up and play well tomorrow night then we will win

We are the better team

listen to this retard.
06-05-2018, 12:17 AM
MFKS

Quote:

Originally Posted by hawk

listen to this retard.

If we had of we would have won

We bottled it tonight

Havent seen some one choke like that since the Gypos in a GF
06-05-2018, 12:17 AM
hawk

Quote:

Originally Posted by hawk

Cue the "we had good year tirade" after we get robbed blind.

****ing spot on cunce.
06-05-2018, 12:18 AM
hawk

Quote:

Originally Posted by MFKS

If we had of we would have won

We bottled it tonight

Havent seen some one choke like that since the Gypos in a GF

or var could have done its job.

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