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I had an interesting conversation with my dog the other day as we do from time to time. He said, and I quote "Now looky here fella! What did you do with my balls? I would like them back as I shall be...

Cool, thanks, but does shitting make your temperature go up?

Would I be correct in assuming that underneath the tongue, under the arm pit, and the colon all have the same temperature?

You know, you used to be able to get potatoes for 19c per kilo at farmer joes when I was younger.

Because artists now do not know how to do euphoria.

I think scoopability is a quality that makes a good spoon.

Why do crocodiles walk so gayly? Looks like they just got there nails done.

Here is great site for ffa cup info.

http://www.pursuitofthecupau.com/#

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Oh, I'm back, with chip on my shoulder and slight tummy ache from wifes fermented fish sauce.

Newscum try to f**k brisbane like bitch. Brisbane get pissed off, tighten ass cheeks and snap off newscums dick.

The cop said "urine a lot of trouble."

Do they piss themselves?

You should have bought your beer goggles and put the hard word on the band aid titty girl. The puddle thought she was a bit of allright.

I heard that it was the puddle that grabed the cop by the groin. That puddle is nothing but trouble.

Newcastle cops are bogans too.

Newcastle kissy kissy with rain. Rain is stupid whore. Wait till rain **** someone else.

Archimedes principle.

Your castle is under seige by the Croar, and soon you taste wrath of wifes fermented fish sauce.

Fish tank at garage sale.

Hewo, I am the Croar. I sell fwozen yogurt fwom my wickshaw. Big game coming up.