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Righto, seeing as though I'm retired from cricket, I'm officially announcing my retirement from the foz:

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You probably cheered Trevor Chappell against the Kiwis didn't you.

Hi guys. Now that I'm retired I'm keen to spend a lot more time learning the 'beautiful game' as you call it.
Call me naive but if Olympic kept kicking all those 'long balls' why the **** didn't Sth...

Sorry boys but didn't want Robert Dillon reading the foz and stealing my shit.
Do you think that if I hang around the sheds long enough Management will offer me a role in the emerging Jets too? I...

I'm not dead you know.
Leading run scorer in Shield cricket this year.
Can't get a ticket to South Africa though.
Now that you guys have dealt with GVE can you get to work on Inverarity and his...

Golden duck last night. Missed out on the one day squad. No chance of going to South Africa.
Dont friggin care. GRIFF IS BACK!!!!!

Can't say I'm a huge fan of the no ball review on each wicket.
(although it did cost Warnie his only test 100).
Having said that though eat a dick Ben Stokes hahahahahahahahaha.

You aren't the bloke in charge of the Cricket Australia Twitter account are you?

Nah mate, as explained I've just pulled up a bit sore after another big innings on the weekend. Can't remember the exact score, I usually tune out once I get around the 120 mark.
Might jot down some...

Yeah thanks, I'm seeing them like watermelons.

Nah mate, didn't see much cricket yesterday. I was playing shield scoring another 145.
Probably have to field today, but might have a look at lunch.
But remind me how our battings going again?

Sorry about the lack of updates today guys. I've just been checking flights for Perth-Adelaide in early December.

Never forget the name George Bailly, he will win you a pub trivia comp one day.

To: Cricket Australia (jsutherland@ca.com.au)
Cc: Chris Rogers (crogers@ca.com.au)

Subject: Another failure.

'Sup boys?

Cheers,
Marcus.

Sooooooooooooo
Got the day off tomorrow.
Not as if getting a bucketload of runs in the Shield counts for anything these days.
Rogers, Watson, Bailly or whatever his ****ing name is. Blow ins the...

Pfffffffffft.
I would have got at least 180 on that deck. Aaron Finch is a hack.

Do you have any spares?







asking for a mate........

Might be a road but 3.5 per over? Jesus I'd be retiring hurt if I was Clarke. Piss poor effort.
By the way great job by our savoiur at number 6...............

I thought Kawaja nicked it.
Stupid shot. He should probably be dropped for the next test.
Kat agrees.

Yeah mate. Kat and I will be playing our usual drinking game. "Every time an Aussie gets out to a shit shot, you take a drink". Poor Kat was so drunk last time he near shit his pants.
Good times...

'sup fellas?
Might just watch it at home hey.

'sup?

Well uhhhhh thanks for the 'offer' but Jo and I are quite happy as we are.
Having said that I remember playing a few tests with Phil Hughes a few years back, and yeah he was a spastic back then too....

It's a selfie.

Always bat first. Me at 5 I'd be in before lunch. Then we are bowling last and I can get a few overs in (in case you forgot took 6/55 in a test a few years back, **** Ashton Agar). Anyone else see...

Big deal, meeting the Queen.
I met Tina Arena at the WACA one day. Now THERE'S some royalty. Good start though. Lets hope our (snigger snigger) middle order can get some runs (haha).