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    Melbourne City

    inshallah our great leader sheikh mansour will flood us with riches from the great oil state of qatar and continue to grow our timeless history forever and ever into eternity

    http://forum.melbournefootball.com/t...-announcement/

    also this history is older than football itself and therefore we are now australia's newest oldest club, with even more history than western sydney, tracing our lineage back to 1847 when the imperialist dog queen victoria proclaimed our emirate to be a city under her expansionist colonial regime

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    Go jetties

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    Melburnians lel
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    Body gets Stretch drunk, miracle occurs.

    Hail Body!

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    lel

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    Should have called themselves Gotham City Terrace

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    Quote Originally Posted by q-money View Post
    inshallah our great leader sheikh mansour will flood us with riches from the great oil state of qatar and continue to grow our timeless history forever and ever into eternity

    http://forum.melbournefootball.com/t...-announcement/

    also this history is older than football itself and therefore we are now australia's newest oldest club, with even more history than western sydney, tracing our lineage back to 1847 when the imperialist dog queen victoria proclaimed our emirate to be a city under her expansionist colonial regime
    How dare you confuse the noble metropolis that is Abu Dhabi with the peasant country that is Qatar

    Edit: May have received a lecture on this matter from Haile Selassie himself this morning
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    You're funnier on the internet than you are in person.
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    the NF law...the longer the thread stays open, the probablity that the thread becomes about joel griffiths approaches 1

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    See, if the Jets (and every other club) had any sense of humour they would have all designed light blue kits for this season.


    But we are run by Middleby and that's why we can't have nice things.

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    we are establishing a caliphate

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