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    Requsting advice on how best to....

    Indoctrinate someone into Newy Jets FC and Griffology etc

    I did consider asking and checking on other groups sites that have the indoctrinating part down pat but don't wish to get myself on an ASIO, FBI or CIA watchlist!!!

    The chosen disciple is 17 years old and has a small interest in Football. Has spent the last 10 years out of this country and has only just moved back to Newy. Has missed all of the HAL, Days of Griff etc

    Talking to him the other day and he started talking to me about football. Despite being an interest of mine I wasn't aware that he had much interest. Attempts year ago to Convert him didn't exactly succeed and I had pretty much given up on the cause as exposure to it living in a football hotbed such as London hadn't exactly done anything to him. He started telling me he had taking NUJETS up to much higher ratings whilst playing FIFA on the PS3.

    About this time my ears pricked up and started thinking it's on. Indoctrination to start VERY soon.

    Now as this situation is a little delicate just taking him to a game or buying him a membership or some of the more obvious efforts to convince him of the need for him to piss the rest of his life away supporting a football team from Newy that drives you ****ing nuts!!! to me aren't the go.

    How would you suggest I go about converting this Virgin to the cause??

    Have considered kidnapping him and locking in a room with images of Griffo bombarding him 24 -7 until he gets the point but I do like the kid!!!

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    I'm not going to stop trying until I see you smile Mitchy's Avatar
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    bring him to the game, simple
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    get griffo to root his missus
    Last edited by slobsy; 05-07-2012 at 02:33 PM.

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    probably don't kidnap & strap a kid in a room surrounded by men, to start off with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slobsy View Post
    get griffo to root his missus
    Probably already has.

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    View jypos on utoob

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    this guy will probably need to perfect the art of getting booted from the tenz for being underage - mitchy should be able to help him out with that one.

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    1. give beers
    2. bring to game
    3. ???
    4. Profit!

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    He is a teenage male right?
    - tell him about all the jail bait doing circuits of the ground on game day, you will be fighting to keep him away then...

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    should feel right at home being the same age as most of our players

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    Last edited by GazFish35; 05-07-2012 at 05:56 PM.

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    has this kid seen a photo of griff yet?

    once you've done that the rest will sort itself

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    Quote Originally Posted by slobsy View Post
    get griffo to root his missus
    It's griffo...not John Terry

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    Chose the tactic of avoiding bringing him this Sunday.

    Taking him to Smurfs next week. Figure the away day does a better job selling the Jets than a game at Stade de Newy. Train trip down to Shitney town.

    Has been told to organise some fake ID or he is pissing up in the park on Passionpop with the rest of the kiddies as I am going to the pub for pre match beverages.

    Hoping he has a good enough time that he can't wait to go to the next match the Gypo derby. Feel if all goes well he should be well and truly on hook line and sinker then and condemned to a life time of frustration following around Newy's finest and will be begging to come each week.

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