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    Dare to Zlatan: aka judas twat

    An appreciation thread for Zlatan following his announcement

    http://www.foxsports.com.au/football...-1227025009445

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    Last edited by hawk; 18-01-2017 at 08:08 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Grimario View Post
    Great. He's gone from Liaoning Whowin to Newcastle Wholose.
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    Hope they kept it
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    "I have a contract until 2016. I will be 34 next season and I don’t see myself continuing to play at the top level after that,”


    Wish he'd added "so I might go play for pep again"

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    Not that recent but yes ....it was an accident......
    https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=635817689897100

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    Stefanutto..... Amateur really!... Watch Zlatan.... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K7gyhiRGG40
    Dare to Zlatan

    Originally Posted by Grimario

    He won't make that mistake at Newcastle since our team is full of number 2's.

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    New search engine
    Rumours are that google are going to buy it soon
    http://zlaaatan.com/

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    random search: dogs. second link: dogs that look like zlatan


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    I honestly rate Zlatan as the best out and out centre forward of all time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by belchardo View Post
    random search: dogs. second link: dogs that look like zlatan

    Best search engine out there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imyourhero View Post
    I honestly rate Zlatan as the best out and out centre forward of all time.
    undoubted quality but has never really produced in the big games
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    bridges made the world in 6-8 wks

    he then rested by the corner flag and all was gud
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    Hopefully itís the four players, but, if not, the three, and if not, the two.
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    Do you ever get bored of sprouting the same old crap? You're about as predictable as the punishment on the field we sit through once a week

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    Zlatan will have to beat France to go to Russia
    Dare to Zlatan

    Originally Posted by Grimario

    He won't make that mistake at Newcastle since our team is full of number 2's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bon View Post
    Zlatan actually looked puzzled and quietly ask the official: "Can you keep him quiet".....as per L'Equipe
    Dare to Zlatan

    Originally Posted by Grimario

    He won't make that mistake at Newcastle since our team is full of number 2's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by parksey View Post
    undoubted quality but has never really produced in the big games
    Paris St-Germain's Sweden striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 34, is so certain he will be signing for Manchester United in the summer that he is already planning for life in the Premier League
    geez i hope he goes there and does fkall. I will wash his feet

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    Quote Originally Posted by hawk View Post
    geez i hope he goes there and does fkall. I will wash his feet
    Zlatan and Jose
    Dare to Zlatan

    Originally Posted by Grimario

    He won't make that mistake at Newcastle since our team is full of number 2's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imyourhero View Post
    I honestly rate Zlatan as the best out and out centre forward of all time.
    Yeah yeah that is a good opinion to have provided you assume football was invented in 2006.

    I'm with you, none* better






    *except all of the other better ones.

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    I will be gutted if Zlatan goes to Man U...

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    Dare to Zlatan

    Originally Posted by Grimario

    He won't make that mistake at Newcastle since our team is full of number 2's.

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    Zlatan said:
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    Dare to Zlatan

    Originally Posted by Grimario

    He won't make that mistake at Newcastle since our team is full of number 2's.

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