Why are we in this predicament?

[Bon]

I'm calling bullshit!!!

Friend of a friend of mine told me Stubbins said this so Robbie said that.

If they needed new balls it would take one phone call to the kit/gear supplier rep andenew balls would be there in a week free of charge.

It does sound quite ridiculous, but this is the Jest remember..
Anything this ludicrous is entirely possible..

[BodyNovo]

don't the league provide the balls?

[plague]

I'm with Premy.
Can't be true.

[pv4]

don't the league provide the balls?

Would the league continually supply balls though? Surely there's a limit per club?

[GazFish35]

Was Centrebet a business interest of Con?

Ah! Forgot about centrebet!
1 in 10 years.
Ouch

[belchardo]

don't forget the (at least) one season we didn't have a sponsor.

[Couscous]

Every time I see this thread.

[MFKS]

club has zero money at the moment
Stubbins asked RM last week for 20 new balls for training, was told they couldn't afford it
Stubbins then asked the players if they could buy the balls with money from their fines kitty, was told to f off...

Complete Bullshit

As if we need to actually train with the ball for a start.

Stubbins entire game plan involves chasing the ball around the park anyway.

What use are balls

[Thomas477]

Nike supplies the match balls for the league and the kit for the national team. There's no way in hell we couldn't afford new balls, not even Middleby could **** that up.

[Beeen]

****ing hit up one Ruben Zakovich for all those balls he's skied over to where the wild things live down from Ray Watt. $1000 at least worth of balls i'm sure.

This has surely come from a gypo on the windup.

[Nou Camp]

Sauce?

current first team player first hand, not friend of a friend

they only get a certain number of balls from the league and they go missing a lot, the bush behind ray watt probably has 100's

[GazFish35]

Then Ando needs to start climbing fences!

[MFKS]

Then Ando needs to start climbing fences!

**** it send Gallaway in.

He is a paid employee he is medically insured. What's the problem

Tell him to take one for the team etc

[Jeterpool]

Then Ando needs to start climbing fences!

Kasey would have got a few on his laps

[Local Rules]

Need to send Middleby and Stubbins in and see if they can each find a pair

[GazFish35]

Need to send Middleby and Stubbins in and see if they can each find a pair

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI

[My2BobsWorth]

current first team player first hand, not friend of a friend

they only get a certain number of balls from the league and they go missing a lot, the bush behind ray watt probably has 100's

Your friend has fallen for the old "we can't afford balls" trick. They knew he was an informer, and is probably on a train to Siberia by now.