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    I'm personally a big fan as well. My firstborn will definitely be called V8 though.
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    You're funnier on the internet than you are in person.
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    the NF law...the longer the thread stays open, the probablity that the thread becomes about joel griffiths approaches 1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bon View Post
    I didn't quite know where to put this, but I guess the Random thread is as good as any..
    Looking off my balcony on Monday we saw this guy get pulled over by a police wagon, then 3 other cars (one unmarked, one highway, and another wagon) all came screaming up.. They got this guy out and put him in the back of the wagon and all left.. We had no idea what was going on, but it looked pretty weird..
    Turns out it was this dude:
    http://www.theherald.com.au/story/14...rbating/?cs=12
    A CONVICTED sex offender caught driving and masturbating at the same time near one of Newcastle’s busiest beaches was jailed for a year yesterday after the court heard that he was a high risk of re-offending.

    Dennis Bruce Godden, 41, stalked two women who were walking near Bar Beach on April 1.

    He managed to reverse his car to keep up with one of the victims while simultaneously masturbating , a statement of facts said.

    One of the victims said she felt violated and revolted.

    Godden also followed a 53-year-old woman along the same stretch of walkway and was seen to have both hands around his penis, the statement said.

    She told police that Godden was ‘‘waving it around’’ while staring at her.

    Both victims recorded the numberplate on Godden’s car and reported him to police.

    He was found near Nobbys Beach about an hour after the incidents and was arrested.
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    He pleaded guilty to two counts of committing acts of indecency.

    He was jailed for one year with a non-parole period of six months after the court that he had been placed in an ‘‘acute crisis intervention unit’’ within the jail system.

    Magistrate Bruce Williams noted that Godden received a suspended jail sentence in 2011 for similar offences.

    ‘‘This is a man with deep-rooted problems,’’ he said.
    Bloke got locked up for it

    PS If he had both hands on it and the bird could still see it how big was his cock??
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    Double-eff-aye should introduce a 3rd division and dump these ice addict welfare living scumbags straight there. dont even let them get their stink anywhere near 2nd division.

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    Got this a couple of weeks back, the real deal:

    https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...rperSoundboard

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    You're funnier on the internet than you are in person.
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    the NF law...the longer the thread stays open, the probablity that the thread becomes about joel griffiths approaches 1

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    this is precisely what smartphones are for. and pron on the go.

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    Happy Leap Day people!

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    People Who Get Bothered By Grammatical Errors Online Are Jerks, Study Finds

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/201...n_9588598.html
    kool

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    I miss Dazzainjapan
    OK

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    Quote Originally Posted by pv4 View Post
    I miss Dazzainjapan
    What about dazzainthepan and the various other multis?

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    Like a good tiger mum, I'm sitting on a park bench waiting for my children to finish their maths tuition class. I'm watching the tattoo parlour next door. The tattooist ducks out every 10min or so for a fag, leaving his victim waiting. He's also downing a stubbie in a stubbie holder. He's onto his third beer.

    Would a good citizen enter the parlour and tell the victim that his tattooist is drinking heavily and might not be performing at his best?

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    Whose side are we on?




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    https://www.frinkiac.com/

    A must look for any Simpsons fan.
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    Great. He's gone from Liaoning Whowin to Newcastle Wholose.
    The Championship Chronicles - The Jetstream's review of the 2007/08 season. www.newcastlefootball.net/chronicles

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    Well apparently bowler hats are the fashion in Sydney this year.
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    Great. He's gone from Liaoning Whowin to Newcastle Wholose.
    The Championship Chronicles - The Jetstream's review of the 2007/08 season. www.newcastlefootball.net/chronicles

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    I'm worried for Aysha Learmonth. And her father's rectum. And I'm worried for Salim, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couscous View Post
    I'm worried for Aysha Learmonth. And her father's rectum. And I'm worried for Salim, too.
    First time I saw that couples wedding on TV my thoughts were immediately why is this bloke marrying a chick ? Turnbull needs to change some laws fast so this shit doesn't happen.

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    Why the hell would anyone ever want to be 'famous'?

    I understand people gain recognition for achievement and that can be an unwanted consequence.

    But these cats out there just trying to get noticed really weirds me out.

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    the nouveau rich, possibly even worse than the oldveau rich

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    I mean has anyone made a successful career doing the 'anything to get famous then get dat money' approach?


    and don't say the Kardashians, or anyone involved with them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by plague View Post
    I mean has anyone made a successful career doing the 'anything to get famous then get dat money' approach?


    and don't say the Kardashians, or anyone involved with them.
    Kyle Sandilands
    Pauline Hanson
    John Laws
    Alan Jones

    Do I need to keep going???
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    Double-eff-aye should introduce a 3rd division and dump these ice addict welfare living scumbags straight there. dont even let them get their stink anywhere near 2nd division.

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    Salim Mehajer

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    Quote Originally Posted by MFKS View Post

    Do I need to keep going???
    Well maybe re-read the question first.

    Sandilands' fame came as a consequence of his work.

    I'm talking about someone's 'fame' turning into a lucrative and long term career.

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