Seriously, why?
Hilarious if anyone think this will actually get answered. Sanch posted this ironically.
I should rename this the Rhetorical forum.
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That would be the expected answer.
Do not try and bend the spoon, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth...
There is no spoon.