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    2015-16 EPL dick waving thread

    Righto, that time of year again, otherwise known as '4 weeks till Liverpool are mathematically out of contention'.

    http://screamer.deadspin.com/the-bes...vie-1722305904

    EPL preview from Deadspin, which is written by an unabashed Arsenal fan.
    Pinch of salt and all that.
    If your team is garbage there are links to the other 2 parts in there. (this part is just the top 6 teams).


    Good luck to everyones team, except whoever Alan Pardew is managing, **** that guy.
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    What a deadset ****ing coward **** you are
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    This will be our year
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    Great. He's gone from Liaoning Whowin to Newcastle Wholose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeterpool View Post
    This will be our year
    to grab 5th? cause I see teams with better squads

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    Quote Originally Posted by plague View Post
    Righto, that time of year again, otherwise known as Manu eat dick

    http://screamer.deadspin.com/the-bes...vie-1722305904
    That writeup isnt too bad actually.

    After 5weeks 10 teams will be out, after 10wks 5 more will be also rans. Epl 2016

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    Quote Originally Posted by hawk View Post
    That writeup isnt too bad actually.

    After 5weeks 10 teams will be out, after 10wks 5 more will be also rans. Epl 2016
    There's a few blokes on that site that are pretty funny. And for an American site there's a lack of focus in stats and more just watching the games and having an opinion which is refreshing.

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    COYS!.............

    Gunners for relegation.

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    SB's fav time of the year because Spurs are equal top but tomorrow morning he'll be still pumped because he'll only be behind gunners on goal difference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hawk View Post
    to grab 5th? cause I see teams with better squads
    I forgot on above post.
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    Great. He's gone from Liaoning Whowin to Newcastle Wholose.
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    Stoke sign Shaqiri..
    Bloody massive signing for them..

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    Brilliant for them. No to liverpool last summer? Now to stoke....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bon View Post
    Stoke sign Shaqiri..
    Bloody massive signing for them..
    Stoke now have more CL winners in their squad than any other team in the league. They've basically assembled a FM team of wonderkids but years after they were amazing prospects. Still, the likes of Bojan, Muniesa and Shaqiri are still only 23/24, if they can tap into that potential they once were perceived as having, it's all great business.

    Hughes has done a fantastic job of changing the style of play there and ambition of the club. From the bits I saw against Liverpool, Johnson and Muniesa were pretty agressive going forward which is a hell of a long way from the Pulis days where he would field 4 centre backs at the back and 2 in midfield.

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    if you believe that Stoke are better than trash Spurs if you give your bookie $1 if they win or draw the match your bookie will give you $2.10 back.
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    And I don't argue with FR. The bloke is a legend and deserves great praise for his contributions to football in the Hunter.
    He is also the second best poster on the entire Foz behind you
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    sometimes there's more to life than just winning
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    What a deadset ****ing coward **** you are
    Quote Originally Posted by MFKS View Post
    Seems like I am WRONG

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    Quote Originally Posted by plague View Post
    if you believe that Stoke are better than trash Spurs if you give your bookie $1 if they win or draw the match your bookie will give you $2.10 back.
    You're much better at spruiking gambling that Samuel L. Jackson. Sign me up.

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    Yeah the commentary over here at the moment re shaqiri.. is 50-50 some people find its a good move but maybe not the right club... but then again, at stoke he should be a starting player.. He has the physicality to be able to hold up in the premier league...

    People are more annoyed as in the last year he has changed from a reputable agent to now his brother... (has zero qualis for this job) and there have been strange decisions and is just all about money...


    I hope to see him do well and ofcourse behrami at wigan... (prob not the place but like was said in the remember 06 thread) swiss national team players all playing in the top leagues or at the top clubs in switzerland and champions league (scheisse basel) and we just need that for our nt in australia... No offence to the aleague but when you only play as little as you do and train as you do in the league then to compete at a world stage consistently needs alot more.. (not just the Aussie fighting attitude)

    anywho Arsenal top 4 as always... a slight scare against west ham, but it will all come to foot.
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    Don't think I've been so optimistic as a villa fan to finish 14th in my life.

    I can honestly see us bei one of the more dynamic teams in the PL, Gestede is an absolute beast in the air, unstoppable really. Gueye is looking the shit, plenty of energy and loves to get a good tackle in, and finally good to see us get a decent LB, I dunno but everytime I see Kieran Richardson get onto the field I have a sudden urge to put money on the other team.

    City/Chelsea/UTD to win
    Arsenal to finish 4th again
    Delph to play a grand total of 6 games (snake)
    First manager to go will be Advocaat (seriously, playing let alone starting Lee Cattermole is basically asking to get relegated)
    Surprise package will be Newcastle(don't know why but Dutch Schteeeeve will get them going)
    Benteke to get 13 goals for the season
    Norwich, Leicester and Bournemouth to get relegated
    Top Goalscorer will be Aguero if he stays fit for 3/4 season
    Jaliens gives me the horn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimario View Post
    Stoke now have more CL winners in their squad than any other team in the league. They've basically assembled a FM team of wonderkids but years after they were amazing prospects. Still, the likes of Bojan, Muniesa and Shaqiri are still only 23/24, if they can tap into that potential they once were perceived as having, it's all great business.

    Hughes has done a fantastic job of changing the style of play there and ambition of the club. From the bits I saw against Liverpool, Johnson and Muniesa were pretty agressive going forward which is a hell of a long way from the Pulis days where he would field 4 centre backs at the back and 2 in midfield.
    Bring back Rory Delap i say!
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    Quote Originally Posted by leftrightout View Post
    Bring back Rory Delap i say!
    Damn straight.. Not much of a footballer, but could throw a ball in..

    On a side note..
    Has anyone started a tipping or fantasy comp or anything like that for the foz?
    If not, would anyone be keen if one was started?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bon View Post
    Damn straight.. Not much of a footballer, but could throw a ball in..

    On a side note..
    Has anyone started a tipping or fantasy comp or anything like that for the foz?
    If not, would anyone be keen if one was started?
    gogogogo

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    Villa sign Adama Traore. Not the former Victory one, the former Barcelona one.

    Great signing. Sherwood is doing decent things so far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimario View Post
    Villa sign Adama Traore. Not the former Victory one, the former Barcelona one.

    Great signing. Sherwood is doing decent things so far.
    Mate 10 signings in a window is uncharted territory for us, getting rid of average players too. Just hope they can all gel together quickly and finish a comfortable 14th like i predicted
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