When you die there is 4 possible things that will happen.


1. You get buried in an expensive wooden box because the government forces you to buy an expensive wooden box for some reason...........Eventually you decompose till a skeleton is all that is left. In one maybe two hundred years you are dug up and destroyed for a new housing development.

2. You get burnt in an incinerator and tossed wherever you're relatives feel is appropriate or put in a dark cupboard locked away..........Eventually you will get turfed into the garbage and sent to landfill.

3. You're body is sent to a university to be dissected, chopped up and played with by 18 year old university students studying medicine who probably make poor jokes about how disfigured your penis is due to herpes. Once all possible uses of your body for education/research is carried out. You're incinerated into nothing.

4. You end up as a art piece made by Gunther von Hagens.