Originally Posted by
GazFish35
I played out at Colo one year, on the grass farms, the opposition striker was through on goal and put the ball wide to left of the goals... His keeper was clearly heard yelling "smithy you useless git, you couldn't hit a barn door"
In their next attack only moments later "smithy" hit a shot wider of the target, so far and high to the right it cleared the perimeter fence and hit the door of machinery shed of an ajoining farm... Then his keeper yelled "well smithy, you proved wrong"