And what about on the local scene, eh?
I hear there's this Horsie Gnome, running with another Gnome in the Little Man's Disease Party.
First Gnome doesn't know what a book is.
He thinks we should shut all those book storage places and save money.
Second gnome must agree with Anti-book policy, 'cause he associates with 1st Gnome, being a 'strong man' and all
'cause 2nd Gnome "only associates himself with strong men'"....apparently.
2nd Gnome going for Lord Mayor too I believe.

Then there's this 'Bob the Builder' twat.....or is his name really Jeff?