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    Quote Originally Posted by Bon View Post
    My fave is the Kea..
    JESUS BON DONT PRAISE THE BIRDS THEY ARE YOUR ENEMY.



    oh wait, are there birds there right now making you write these sympathetic posts?

    Blink once if you need saving. We'll send in the SAS.

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    I have never seen Bon use the word "fave" before.

    This reaks of a Kea stealing his phone and messaging that on his behalf.

    If you receive a call from Bon, DO NOT GIVE HIM YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS
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    You know the best kind of bird? An extinct one. Power to the people

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    Speaking of "Bon's fave" New Zealand.. the birds have obviously infiltrated John Key..

    https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/www....t-on-its-soil/
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    Currently educating my 3 year old how tricky birds can be to catch. Certainly showing him what not to do

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    Great. He's gone from Liaoning Whowin to Newcastle Wholose.
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    Makes you think.....
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    And I don't argue with FR. The bloke is a legend and deserves great praise for his contributions to football in the Hunter.
    He is also the second best poster on the entire Foz behind you
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    sometimes there's more to life than just winning
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    What a deadset ****ing coward **** you are
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    Seems like I am WRONG

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    They're teaching their young

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    Quote Originally Posted by pv4 View Post
    They're teaching their young

    humans cant kill and barbecue these ****ers fast enough.
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    And I don't argue with FR. The bloke is a legend and deserves great praise for his contributions to football in the Hunter.
    He is also the second best poster on the entire Foz behind you
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    sometimes there's more to life than just winning
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    What a deadset ****ing coward **** you are
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    Seems like I am WRONG

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    Savage unprovoked attack on a defenceless human.

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    22 hours since plague last posted in this thread. have the birds got to him????


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    Quote Originally Posted by belchardo View Post
    22 hours since plague last posted in this thread. have the birds got to him????
    thank you for your concern. im ok, just been working on something pretty big.

    you guys might want to have a seat, its a game changer.

    will post results soon.
    Quote Originally Posted by MFKS View Post
    And I don't argue with FR. The bloke is a legend and deserves great praise for his contributions to football in the Hunter.
    He is also the second best poster on the entire Foz behind you
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    sometimes there's more to life than just winning
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    What a deadset ****ing coward **** you are
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    Seems like I am WRONG

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    ok guys. ive been going through my bird archives and came across this.


    Please note the first photo, taken in the early 70's:


    Now check this one out, taken in 2009:


    Notice the human form has aged in relation to the earth timeline, BUT THE BIRD LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME AGE.

    Pretty much the only thing I can relate this too is the following revelation made last year by Batman.

    World War One:


    Current day:



    so in conclusion:
    1. Birds have somehow slowed the ageing process and CAN NEVER DIE.
    2. They probably live on a mysterious island with other birds where they train with weapons and stuff.
    3. Gal Gadot is super hot. Like seriously super hot.
    Quote Originally Posted by MFKS View Post
    And I don't argue with FR. The bloke is a legend and deserves great praise for his contributions to football in the Hunter.
    He is also the second best poster on the entire Foz behind you
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    sometimes there's more to life than just winning
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    What a deadset ****ing coward **** you are
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    Seems like I am WRONG

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    This thread is completely not what I was expecting it to be

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    More evidence that Birds cannot be killed.

    Firstly this:


    and this:





    but yet, here it is. STILL ALIVE!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by MFKS View Post
    And I don't argue with FR. The bloke is a legend and deserves great praise for his contributions to football in the Hunter.
    He is also the second best poster on the entire Foz behind you
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    sometimes there's more to life than just winning
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    What a deadset ****ing coward **** you are
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    Seems like I am WRONG

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dunster View Post


    Savage unprovoked attack on a defenceless human.
    Those damn penguins even learnt how to fly

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    This peacock destroyed $500 worth of wine. Just because.


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    that cop

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    I read that Ostriches have the largest eyes of any land animal, and that their eyes are bigger than their brains. Why exactly do they need such big eyes? What are they seeing that all other land animals aren't seeing? Important questions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pv4 View Post
    I read that Ostriches have the largest eyes of any land animal, and that their eyes are bigger than their brains. Why exactly do they need such big eyes? What are they seeing that all other land animals aren't seeing? Important questions.

    They are for looking right into the depths of your soul right before they MURDER YOU WITH THEIR BIRD NINJA SKILL.

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    They are even training to take over the A-league.

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