Birds are slowly but surely destroying the lives of us humans for their own takeover.

Take, for example, former Socceroo Adam Sarota.

https://www.fourfourtwo.com.au/news/...degrees-431207

My left ankle was completely 90 degrees. If you look at a clock, it was facing nine o’clock
90 degrees, my fellow humans.

But HOW does this link to Birds, you ask? His club at the time: