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    Birds

    So birds are the pretty much taking over the world and no one cares.

    Example 1.
    Bird caught with backpack full of drugs.



    Example 2.
    Birds are clearly working with the Russian Govt and probably rigged the U.S. Election.
    Heres one caught out saluting Supreme Leader Putin.




    Birds are bad.

    Discuss.
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    And I don't argue with FR. The bloke is a legend and deserves great praise for his contributions to football in the Hunter.
    He is also the second best poster on the entire Foz behind you
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    sometimes there's more to life than just winning
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    What a deadset ****ing coward **** you are
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    Seems like I am WRONG

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    ISIS are training them for combat as we speak.




    Hitler pretty much destroyed France and Poland using birds as well - The V2 rockets were decoys to cover up the fact the Birds were the real threat.



    And these Turkeys are ruthless killers - not even a double yellow can stop them from pursuing their targets.



    And then there is this sick bastard who targets children and convinces them to watch special broadcasts on a daily basis - which we all know programs them for future world domination.



    Fortunately, Donald Trump has started training elite soldiers to defeat the birds so we can all sleep at night.
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    thank you for your service Dunster.
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    And I don't argue with FR. The bloke is a legend and deserves great praise for his contributions to football in the Hunter.
    He is also the second best poster on the entire Foz behind you
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    sometimes there's more to life than just winning
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    What a deadset ****ing coward **** you are
    Quote Originally Posted by MFKS View Post
    Seems like I am WRONG

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    No worries - I cannot believe how the news media are not even covering this issue.

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    Sadly, most owls are not particularly intelligent. Birds are not very smart in general, and most owls actually fall into the lower range of bird intelligence.




    See, they've even got good PR agents fooling the general public.

    The threat is real.
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    And I don't argue with FR. The bloke is a legend and deserves great praise for his contributions to football in the Hunter.
    He is also the second best poster on the entire Foz behind you
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    sometimes there's more to life than just winning
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    What a deadset ****ing coward **** you are
    Quote Originally Posted by MFKS View Post
    Seems like I am WRONG

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    There are, however, some uncommonly smart birds, such as crows and ravens. The latter of which has even been known to solve simple puzzles and use basic tools to get at food.

    on the other hand CROWS are real as ****.
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    And I don't argue with FR. The bloke is a legend and deserves great praise for his contributions to football in the Hunter.
    He is also the second best poster on the entire Foz behind you
    Quote Originally Posted by parksey View Post
    sometimes there's more to life than just winning
    Quote Originally Posted by ForeverRed View Post
    What a deadset ****ing coward **** you are
    Quote Originally Posted by MFKS View Post
    Seems like I am WRONG

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    This place

    Clearly off season.
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    Great. He's gone from Liaoning Whowin to Newcastle Wholose.
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    They have been training in the ancient forms of Martial Arts



    They have been able to infiltrate into even our most manly of men



    And whom do you think the Mastermind is behind the American implosion at the moment??

    OK

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    It's all becoming clear now pv4.

    Stay woke.

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    ***** 5 Star Thread
    Quote Originally Posted by Grimario View Post
    Great. He's gone from Liaoning Whowin to Newcastle Wholose.
    The Championship Chronicles - The Jetstream's review of the 2007/08 season. www.newcastlefootball.net/chronicles

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    plague, you are amazing. 10 hours since you've revealed this information and the guardian is on to it with an expose on herons in amsterdam. you may well go into the pantheon of champions along with griff.

    https://www.theguardian.com/cities/g...am-in-pictures

    i feel this image really conveys their threat

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    Quote Originally Posted by belchardo View Post
    plague, you are amazing. 10 hours since you've revealed this information and the guardian is on to it with an expose on herons in amsterdam. you may well go into the pantheon of champions along with griff.

    https://www.theguardian.com/cities/g...am-in-pictures

    i feel this image really conveys their threat
    If I can be just one small beam of light shining onto what is easily the biggest threat to world peace right now, then I've succeeded.

    Those images are horrifying Dunster.
    Thoughts and prayers for the victims.

    Hopefully world leaders can come together to find a solution just like Independence Day.

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    Thought I was going to be disappointed this thread wasn't filled with women, I am not 10/10 thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skippy View Post
    Thought I was going to be disappointed this thread wasn't filled with women, I am not 10/10 thread.
    I'm the same.. Brilliant stuff..
    Am pretty surprised no-one has used the "in" term that is 'bin-chicken' just yet..
    Also surprised/disappointed there are no women.. (Particularly with fingers placed reminiscent of that very first drug-pigeon photo that plague put up...)

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    Dare to Zlatan

    Originally Posted by Grimario

    He won't make that mistake at Newcastle since our team is full of number 2's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bon View Post
    Am pretty surprised no-one has used the "in" term that is 'bin-chicken' just yet..
    Expose:
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    Cassowarys have killed more people in the wild in Australia than Lions, Tigers, Leopards and Cheetahs COMBINED.



    It's the face of pure evil in our country.

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    Refused to watch Sesame Street - they tracked her down and ... well see for yourself.



    News Media threatened to make the story public - The birds found out and sent around some muscle to stop the story from breaking.
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    They slide tackle like mad men

    OK

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    My fave is the Kea..
    They are already dismantling the system down in NZ, apparently they break in to peoples cars and also steal fast food/beers..
    Look how smart the pricks are:


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