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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetmaster View Post
    4.30 every morning something squawks non stop in the tree across the road.

    Spring so obviously looking for a root....bastard.
    Stay out of the tree then

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimario View Post
    Great. He's gone from Liaoning Whowin to Newcastle Wholose.
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    i know why they don't swoop in tassie - don't know which head to aim at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by belchardo View Post
    i know why they don't swoop in tassie - don't know which head to aim at.

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    Yesterday I experienced by far the worst magpie swooping session I have ever experienced in my life. Beware Fernleigh Track, the cyclists in the area have stirred the hive into a frenzy and there is no such thing as a friendly magpie in sight. When the uprising begins, it begins from Adamstown. This much I am sure.
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    Which part of the track?

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    Quote Originally Posted by plague View Post
    Which part of the track?
    Probably the Belmont end - closest to the coast for the closet gypo
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    Great. He's gone from Liaoning Whowin to Newcastle Wholose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeterpool View Post
    Probably the Belmont end - closest to the coast for the closet gypo
    Wow!!!! Mate, I didn't think you had it in you.. I'm impressed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bon View Post
    Wow!!!! Mate, I didn't think you had it in you.. I'm impressed!
    Since Plauge hurt my feelings by bagging out statz nerdz, I've figured "what's the point?" and now experimenting with turning over a new me...
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    Great. He's gone from Liaoning Whowin to Newcastle Wholose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeterpool View Post
    Since Plauge hurt my feelings by bagging out statz nerdz, I've figured "what's the point?" and now experimenting with turning over a new me...
    You're welcome by the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by plague View Post
    Which part of the track?
    Atown side. I parked at the cafe on fletcher and ran for my life on the track for a few kms
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    Quote Originally Posted by pv4 View Post
    Atown side. I parked at the cafe on fletcher and ran for my life on the track for a few kms
    See there's your problem. They're swooping you because you're trespassing. You've come too far into newy
    Quote Originally Posted by Grimario View Post
    Great. He's gone from Liaoning Whowin to Newcastle Wholose.
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    i went to the Fernleigh track today start to finish in order to confront the birds.

    to my surprise there was not a swoop in sight, this confirmed 2 things.

    1. The birds read the foz, and adjust their strategy accordingly.

    2. At least the birds show respect for Newy legends like Plague and attack gypos like pv4.
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    And I don't argue with FR. The bloke is a legend and deserves great praise for his contributions to football in the Hunter.
    He is also the second best poster on the entire Foz behind you
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    sometimes there's more to life than just winning
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    What a deadset ****ing coward **** you are
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    Seems like I am WRONG

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    Rooster Kills Australian Woman

    A 76-year-old woman died after being pecked by a rooster in South Australia, a recent case study reports.

    The aggressive bird attacked the woman’s leg while she was collecting eggs from her chicken coop, causing her to bleed to death.

    “This case demonstrates that even relatively small domestic animals may be able to inflict lethal injuries in individuals if there are specific vascular vulnerabilities present,” the researchers write in their report, published in the journal Forensic Science, Medicine and Pathology.

    The woman suffered from varicose veins, enlarged veins found in some people’s legs. Though varicose veins are typically benign, hers were large enough that they got in the way of her walking. The rooster pecked her lower left leg, causing significant bleeding. The woman called out to her husband for help, leaving a trail of blood on the way to her house. She collapsed in her driveway and died before help could arrive, according to the case study.

    Upon autopsy, the researchers found nothing that directly contributed to her death other than rooster peck-induced blood loss.
    Dont get between a daddy and his unborn babies.......
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    And I don't argue with FR. The bloke is a legend and deserves great praise for his contributions to football in the Hunter.
    He is also the second best poster on the entire Foz behind you
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    sometimes there's more to life than just winning
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    What a deadset ****ing coward **** you are
    Quote Originally Posted by MFKS View Post
    Seems like I am WRONG

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    https://www.theguardian.com/environm...your-favourite

    This has reached new levels of concern...
    Quote Originally Posted by Grimario View Post
    Great. He's gone from Liaoning Whowin to Newcastle Wholose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeterpool View Post
    https://www.theguardian.com/environm...your-favourite

    This has reached new levels of concern...
    The birds on a relentless PR campaign.
    Obviously cashed up and influencing (re:intimidating) the right people.

    This has Zuckerberg and Soros written all over it.

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    So i was recently in Singapore and wanted to go to the zoo (zoos are dope).
    Anyway the most famous zoo in Singapore is the Jurong bird park. A sprawling place filed with over 5000 birds.
    they had a Cassowary there so i wanted to see it. stood in front of the enclosure for at least 20mins and couldnt see the damn thing.
    the place was the size of a small backyard and not in anyway impeded by trees. you could see every corner of the yard.

    anyway i turned and told Plague Jnr that it must be dead or something but then we turned back around to walk away and the ****ing thing was standing there 3 feet from us. scared the absolute shit out of us.

    so now im convinced that Cassowary's are either part ninja, part bird, or that they can teleport.

    either way the mysteries of Harold Holt, JFK and Bruce Samazans acting career have now taken a dramatic turn.

    these ****ers can transport themselves into any situation and kill silently in an instant.

    it also should be noted that since Singapore zoo has had a cassowary in attendance, it hasnt be invaded.

    coincidence?

    nope.
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    And I don't argue with FR. The bloke is a legend and deserves great praise for his contributions to football in the Hunter.
    He is also the second best poster on the entire Foz behind you
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    sometimes there's more to life than just winning
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    What a deadset ****ing coward **** you are
    Quote Originally Posted by MFKS View Post
    Seems like I am WRONG

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    https://www.theguardian.com/australi...-the-shortlist

    I think the next move after this is running as elected officials.
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    Great. He's gone from Liaoning Whowin to Newcastle Wholose.
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    Was again lured here under false pretences..

    To all the Magpies reading this, don’t swoop me. Only shit magpies swoop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bremsstrahlung View Post
    Was again lured here under false pretences..

    To all the Magpies reading this, don’t swoop me. Only shit magpies swoop.
    Were you expecting the Tennis thread?
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    Great. He's gone from Liaoning Whowin to Newcastle Wholose.
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