Griffology

[sanchez]

OK, rehashed it to reflect the "original" more correctly

Our striker who art in number 29,
Griffo be thy name.
Thy goals will come.
Thy will be done, on pitch as it is in training.
Give us this day our daily Griff.
And forgive us our ignorance,
as we forgive those who deny your Grand Final efforts.
And lead us not into Bluetongue,
but deliver us from Finals.
For thine is the City, and the Emerald,
and the Green, for ever and ever.

Amen.


And a new addition,

Mother Griffiths, full of grace,
The Griff is with thee;
blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Joel.
Holy Griffiths, mother of Griff,
pray for us supporters,
now and at the end of the season.

Amen.

Onya Wolfy, reigniting the faith of Griffologists around the globe.

You truly are a disciple of the only true religion.

[militiamon]

Oi, remember that Griffology facebook page from back in the day? The one that was started by legit nutcases

[sanchez]

lolwut?? Dun remember this?

BTW, wtf is this page doing at the bottom of my "new posts"???

Let's bump this spider monkey up the soup line.

[militiamon]

They were some religious nutcases who had strayed from the true path.

Pretty sure I remember you describing them as "poo pushers" on their page, lol.

[sanchez]

Haha, nice Juan.

[Grimario]

While Griff returning is obviously the best bit about Griff returning, I just want to thank the Griff Almighty for bringing sanchez back to the foz. Praise be to the Griff

[sanchez]

The Griff works in mysterious ways.

I'm pretty sure the last time I was on the foz before my return, was to pray to Griff to end my 2 year goal scoring drought.

No word of a lie, I scored that day in an uncanny Griff-like fashion. A true and utter Griffacle.

[sanchez]

Currently in my longest goal scoring dry-spell. I believe this is punishment for wavering in my praise for Griff and not fulfilling the faithful duties as a devout Griffologist.

I beg for your forgiveness oh mighty Griff and pray that upon my sincere return to the serene shade of your mighty todger you grant me a goal in tomorrow's match.

The people of Newcastle are overdue for a Griffacle and I'm overdue for a goal.

Love ya Griff.

lolz, there it is...can't argue with the facts baby!

[Schultz]

Griffacles happen.

[sanchez]

This is appropriate in so many ways. The new Griff anthem..."Griffacle"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQEv0Uf8swI

[sanchez]

AUS 9/301 defeat ENG 8/300

Griff did that. Praise be to Griff.

[Bon]

Griff did that. Praise be to Griff.

Praise Griff, can He cure our team and coaching staff of Super Mega AIDS??

[Tommyjet]

One thing is for sure he will show more ticka than those out there last night. He will also have the balls to rip into those that need to be ripped into

[sanchez]

Soon "Argyle House" will return to being "Fanny's", the Violater will be violating again, Hamma's beard will be back, and Shitman will be shitting himself in overnight lockups...

Order will be restored.

[sanchez]

Dearest Griff who art in 29.

I understand why you may not be providing your clearance for tomorrow's game as an act of vengeance. I too am furious about the waivering faith of many Griffologists. This page is evidence enough of a clear lack of devoution. Inconsistent at best one may say.

I pray to you tonight to forgive those sinners and see fit to grant yourself the clearance we so desperately crave. I call upon all Griffologists to grovel at your cyber feet through the Griffology thread and plead you grant them mercy, for the world needs nothing more than your presence in Gosford tomorrow.

Praise be to Griff. May eternity serve the divine, the only, Griff.

[sanchez]

ffs, you c*nts serious? No Griff love since my last visit.

Don't know why I bother. Clearly we don't deserve Griff. Blasphemy.

[militiamon]

Soz sanch, I've been a bit busy tending to my Joel Griffiths tumblr account.

http://****yeahjoelgriffiths.tumblr.com/

Edit: lol, swear filter

[sanchez]

haha, well at least you've got a good excuse for not attending church.

What about you other blokes? Griff ain't pleased.

No goals for you.

[MFKS]

Dear Griff

Score a couple of Goals today for the great people of Newy

Amen MFKS

Loving the Griff

[parksey]

Griff,

I shall not be able to attend the match tonight to witness your return. Please forgive me and by your grace I hope to catch as much footage of you as possible as I feed those unfortunate enough to have not seen the light of Griff. Please deliver us from last week's filth into a new era of Griffness.

Praise be to Griff.