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    Quote Originally Posted by Pico View Post
    Is it just me or does it look like jesic has just realised he may not make it on the pitch this year with the confirmation this morning......




    Loving Regans Newy Boy's Yewwwwwwwwwwwwww gesture like you wouldnt believe

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    Can't be bothered reading but has anyone expressed displeasure at him being given the #9 jersey? Should be left open for the imminent return or at the very least the #9 should be retired

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gary Fish View Post
    Who was the ring in for the photo?
    Only five drinks on the table.
    One of these six is only there because a camera turned.

    I detect a rift in the squad.
    Herald journos gogogogogogogogogogo
    No, Herald about to announce Tinks is so under the pump financially that he can only provide 5 drinks per 6 players.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bremsstrahlung View Post
    My guess: Friday. To be unveiled at the Stadium.
    I think the impact wouldn't be as good. A hundred odd people at the airport or somewhere small would be a lot better than the same amount of people in the stadium.

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    Quote Originally Posted by moses View Post
    Man, this is better than when griff punched the linesman in the ****in c'ock
    Even my missus laughed at this one.

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    Check the season launch video on the jets sight. James Brown on crutches giving a double shaka. Deadset thought it was Ljubo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pistolpete View Post
    Can't be bothered reading but has anyone expressed displeasure at him being given the #9 jersey?
    No.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sammydog View Post
    I think the impact wouldn't be as good. A hundred odd people at the airport or somewhere small would be a lot better than the same amount of people in the stadium.
    Yehhh, Never mind. A friend from uni works at the stadium and mentioned a function on Friday. Turns out its some Run-n-Cuddle luncheon.

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    Someone mentioned he might not be fit... apparently he's been recently training with Wigan since being released from Villa so he should be fit and ready to go. Match fitness will come pretty quickly.

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    has this been posted yet?
    amazing.
    When I grow up, I want to be Yohan Cabaye.

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    How amazing was it that Heskey was at the game last year vs Victory walking around in his England shirt and someone took his photo.
    Last edited by plague; 22-09-2012 at 11:59 PM. Reason: its late im drunk and childish

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cabaye#4 View Post
    has this been posted yet?
    amazing.
    lol why do you think I've been saying Heskey time this whole time
    OK

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    Some Facts about Emile Heskey that you may not know about...and these facts prove he is better than Lionel Messi

    Heskey has never missed a penalty, Messi has
    Heskey has 61 caps for England, Messi has 0.
    Heskey has scored 7 goals for England, Messi has 0.
    Heskey has scored 100+ goals in the Premier League, Messi has never scored in it.
    Heskey undoubtedly has a larger**** than Messi.
    Heskey's feet are size 15, Messi's are a tiny size 10.
    Emile's shots go out for throw-ins,Messi's don't.
    Heskey's Mrs is sexier than Messi's Mrs.
    Heskey misses a lot because he doesn't want to upset the goalkeepers feelings, Messi just scores all the time because he's a git.
    Heskey has played in more World Cups than Messi.
    Emile has played for more clubs than Messi, meaning he is more versatile.
    Heskey has been bought for bigger transfers fee than Messi ever has.
    Heskey quite clearly has a better haircut than Messi.
    Messi played shit in the Champions League Semi Final against Chelsea, Heskey didn't.
    Heskey has never had a bad gamein La Liga, Messi has.
    Heskey weighs much more than Messi, making him the better man.
    Heskey can play without Xavi and Iniesta.
    Heskey changes clubs regularly, as he wants to give everyone a chance with his brilliance, Messi just stays at Barcelona.
    Heskey has better strength, heading accuracy and aggression on FIFA 12 (the only attributes that matter).
    Heskey has played more times in the Euro's than Messi.
    Messi has never made a girl orgasm, Heskey does by simply staring into a womens eyes.
    Heskey's middle name is 'William Ivanhoe', which is far better and cooler than Messi's middle name 'Andrés'.
    Heskey has had poor managers such as Alex Mcleish and Steve Bruce, whereas Messi has had Pe Guardiola
    Heskey can play at Centre Back, Messi can't.

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    you forgot;

    Messi earns more than Heskey, meaning he is greedier and therefore a prick
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    Hail Body!

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    What about this one:
    Heskey has never recycled someone else's post.
    MFKS has.

    (wb though, I've been worried where you were)

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    Hessssssssssssssssssss-ky

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    Quote Originally Posted by boz-monaut View Post
    Always cracks me up when Poms go nuts about the duds they've had play for them.
    Coz you know, they've got all those Messi, Ronaldo types just waiting in the wings..............

    Heskey due in town Friday. Hopefully he gets in before Dineaway shuts. Once he eats there he'll never leave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by plague View Post
    Always cracks me up when Poms go nuts about the duds they've had play for them.
    Coz you know, they've got all those Messi, Ronaldo types just waiting in the wings..............

    Heskey due in town Friday. Hopefully he gets in before Dineaway shuts. Once he eats there he'll never leave.
    How do we find out what time he arrives and if at Newcastle Airport ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Youaskedforit View Post
    How do we find out what time he arrives and if at Newcastle Airport ?
    Dare say the club would announce it. Mr Furns is the man to go to in these situations.

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