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    xavier and earl....just drown em at birth...be less painful ffs
    I hope he likes prison food.......and penis

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    brutally rapes small, cute dogs parksey's Avatar
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    there's a girl i work with whose name is spelled kamilah.

    also a dude called blaire.
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    bridges made the world in 6-8 wks

    he then rested by the corner flag and all was gud
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    Hopefully it’s the four players, but, if not, the three, and if not, the two.
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    Do you ever get bored of sprouting the same old crap? You're about as predictable as the punishment on the field we sit through once a week

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    Sorry if anyone is named it, but I have a big problem with the name Harley. Probably because any and every Harley I've ever met has been a little bogan kid or do-you-even-lift bro.
    OK

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    Blaire is not an un-common male name, also I don't mind the name Xavier.

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    so i'm guessing your name is either blaire or xavier.
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    bridges made the world in 6-8 wks

    he then rested by the corner flag and all was gud
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    Hopefully it’s the four players, but, if not, the three, and if not, the two.
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    Do you ever get bored of sprouting the same old crap? You're about as predictable as the punishment on the field we sit through once a week

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    Little kid called 'Bhayleigh' was introduced to me recently.
    Also have acquaintances call their kid 'Atticus'.
    Some parents are just turds.
    Problem s the parents think they are killing it.
    and yes, 'Bhayleighs' dad has the kids name tattooed up his forearm.
    Last edited by plague; 22-01-2014 at 01:02 PM.

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    To be fair though, my mum and dad named me Plague so I prob can't say too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by parksey View Post
    so i'm guessing your name is either blaire or xavier.
    Close, Blaxier.

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    Also have acquaintances call their kid 'Atticus'.
    Makes me think of... Atticus Finch? Was that his name??

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    Quote Originally Posted by russjaybee View Post
    Makes me think of... Atticus Finch? Was that his name??
    That was his name..

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    His name was... Robert Paulson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by russjaybee View Post
    Close, Blaxier
    lol
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    bridges made the world in 6-8 wks

    he then rested by the corner flag and all was gud
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    Hopefully it’s the four players, but, if not, the three, and if not, the two.
    Quote Originally Posted by Maito Mitch View Post
    Do you ever get bored of sprouting the same old crap? You're about as predictable as the punishment on the field we sit through once a week

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    Quote Originally Posted by pv4 View Post
    Sorry if anyone is named it, but I have a big problem with the name Harley. Probably because any and every Harley I've ever met has been a little bogan kid or do-you-even-lift bro.
    My mum runs a childcare centre, she once had a kid called Harley Davidson who brought in a bong for show-and-tell.

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    Having worked in welfare the stupidest names I came across included...

    Cndys - instead of Candice ffs
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    Satan
    Sonny Bill
    Joy Rider

    Honestly though, baby names are like Facebook comments - it's all about raising the status for lowlifes and bogans. Oddly you don't see the middle class try this shit anywhere near as much, although it is more common for the kids to change spelling themselves - eg Siimon and Dannniiii.

    Also hate fat ugly chicks tatting themselves all over to boost their self esteem, Facebook posts from said women justifying their fatness, and further Facebook posts from more women justifying their fetish with wine. On my feed I saw a post - "the best thing about having kids is the amount of wine you get to drink"

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    some kid in NZ was called "mafia no fear", i thought it was pretty good

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    Quote Originally Posted by slobsy View Post
    My mum runs a childcare centre, she once had a kid called Harley Davidson who brought in a bong for show-and-tell.
    OK

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    His name was... Robert Paulson.
    gold

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    I remember I once spoke to a bloke in an old job who had asked to change his name on his policy. I thought it was a piss take and requested the obvious documents to verify...upon receipt of a valid driver's licence and his new certificate from births, deaths and marriages I was more than happy to amend his name to Mr Fully Hektik Sik.

    I shit you not.
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    Mate I've actually had big issues with plastic pool toys they can get wrecked quite easily. Best to get ones that are solid, like the beanbag seat for pools.

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