Arsenal (the fiesta is mouldy) thread.

[plague]

You think that’s bad?
Come on over to Liverpool next season. High expectations, almost winning it, team building for the future.... what could go wrong?

oh dont worry, ive got extended money on Liverpool to win the title. Poor bugger that put that bet on has been in the foetal position since Christmas.


im gonna lose money on that one too, but at least it wasnt me* that put such a dopey bet on.


*im the dope that put the Arsenal bet on.

[plague]

Dear fellow Arsenalers.
After 9 months of my lifetime boyhood club obsession, i must announce that my interest in Arsenal has come to an end.
From now on I care not for anything they do, achieve, or completely **** up.
How the hell any of you blokes put up with this shit on the reg is truly mind boggling.
Ive left the spare key in the letterbox, and im changing my phone number.

Its over, dont contact me again.
and just to be clear, it aint me, its you.



Cheers,
Plague.

[baldrick]

Dear fellow Arsenalers.
After 9 months of my lifetime boyhood club obsession, i must announce that my interest in Arsenal has come to an end.
From now on I care not for anything they do, achieve, or completely **** up.
How the hell any of you blokes put up with this shit on the reg is truly mind boggling.
Ive left the spare key in the letterbox, and im changing my phone number.

Its over, dont contact me again.
and just to be clear, it aint me, its you.



Cheers,
Plague.

Plastic

[plague]

Plastic

#wellactually its Polymer.

[pv4]

Dear fellow Arsenalers.
After 9 months of my lifetime boyhood club obsession, i must announce that my interest in Arsenal has come to an end.
From now on I care not for anything they do, achieve, or completely **** up.
How the hell any of you blokes put up with this shit on the reg is truly mind boggling.
Ive left the spare key in the letterbox, and im changing my phone number.

Its over, dont contact me again.
and just to be clear, it aint me, its you.



Cheers,
Plague.

I can't believe you didn't wait for the final day when Sp*rs to lose to Everton by 4, and we beat Burnley by 2. You haven't lived yet, I tells ya.

[plague]

I can't believe you didn't wait for the final day when Sp*rs to lose to Everton by 4, and we beat Burnley by 2. You haven't lived yet, I tells ya.

ok you talked me into it.


lets goooooooooooooooooooo

[Frodo]

ok you talked me into it.


lets goooooooooooooooooooo

Plus you need to watch us lose to Chelsea in the Europa League final to miss out on UCL next season. Gotta have them highs and lows.

[plague]

Plus you need to watch us lose to Chelsea in the Europa League final to miss out on UCL next season. Gotta have them highs and lows.

nah, my interest is in "top 4" not "qualify for champions league".

theres always a catch.

[StannyCFCJET]

Plus you need to watch us lose to Chelsea in the Europa League final to miss out on UCL next season. Gotta have them highs and lows.

You have the wood over us atm. I'm hoping Valencia knock you out.

[plague]

Now Welbeck coming with me.

[Frodo]

A Golden Boot and a European Final. Not the worst season. 2 points off 3rd. Imagine if we hadn't thrown away some of those easy away games.
Looking forward to seeing how much we improve next season. I think there could be a few moves in the window after we know our fate regarding UCL.

[Bremsstrahlung]

Just to get this straight, if arsenal win EL, Spurs miss out?
If Arsenal AND spurs win, Chelsea miss out on UCL?

[Jeterpool]

Just to get this straight, if arsenal win EL, Spurs miss out?
If Arsenal AND spurs win, Chelsea miss out on UCL?

Not quite.

If Arsenal win, they're in regardless of the result in the CL final. None of the top 4 drop out. That was only a consideration when United were still in the CL and 6th at that stage.

[Frodo]

Not quite.

If Arsenal win, they're in regardless of the result in the CL final. None of the top 4 drop out. That was only a consideration when United were still in the CL and 6th at that stage.

Just to clarify. (Only cause I got a bit confused by your response)

Top 4 is automatically in the UCL next season no matter what.

If Arsenal win the UEL they get automatic qualification to UCL group stage.
If Arsenal lose they drop down to the Europa League group stage. (Via 5th place finish.)




If City win the FA cup Wolves go into the UEL qualifying rounds.
If Watford win the FA Cup then they go straight into the UEL group stage and Man U have to go through qualifying. (which is on at the same time as their US tour, lol)

So United had to Barrack for City to win the league from Liverpool and have to Barrack for them to win the FA Cup in order to earn the big money on their tour and not have extra games around Europe. Trolololol.

[Jeterpool]

Just to clarify. (Only cause I got a bit confused by your response)

Top 4 is automatically in the UCL next season no matter what.

If Arsenal win the UEL they get automatic qualification to UCL group stage.
If Arsenal lose they drop down to the Europa League group stage. (Via 5th place finish.)




If City win the FA cup Wolves go into the UEL qualifying rounds.
If Watford win the FA Cup then they go straight into the UEL group stage and Man U have to go through qualifying. (which is on at the same time as their US tour, lol)

So United had to Barrack for City to win the league from Liverpool and have to Barrack for them to win the FA Cup in order to earn the big money on their tour and not have extra games around Europe. Trolololol.

Thanks! That's really interesting - and don't Chelsea have a similar issue with their tour being in-between the EL final?

[Frodo]

Thanks! That's really interesting - and don't Chelsea have a similar issue with their tour being in-between the EL final?

Chelsea have a game in 3 days time in Boston. So they lose a week of recovery.


But I reckon Arsenal will have behind doors friendlies or something similar so it's not a huge difference for them. Liverpool and Spuds may do the same.

[pv4]

If Watford win the FA Cup then they go straight into the UEL group stage and Man U have to go through qualifying. (which is on at the same time as their US tour, lol)

Wait I thought 6th place was Europa League qualifiers anyway.. or is it auto group stage like 5th?

[pv4]

ok you talked me into it.


lets goooooooooooooooooooo

It was fun while it lasted, plaguesey.

If only Auba didn't miss the NLD pen #pray4plaguesey

[Frodo]

Wait I thought 6th place was Europa League qualifiers anyway.. or is it auto group stage like 5th?

Yes, but the winner of FA Cup is auto group stage place. So..

If City win the FA Cup then 6th place gets the automatic group stage place and 7th gets the qualifier.

If Watford win they get the auto place (as winners) and 6th (United) remains a qualifying place. Wolves would miss out on Europe altogether then also.

[plague]

It was fun while it lasted, plaguesey.

If only Auba didn't miss the NLD pen #pray4plaguesey

**** Arsenal.
(until i bet on them again next year)