Last Monday The Member left his humble South Kotara abode early in the morning and proceeded towards Newy a.k.a Lord Griff Country in search of a morning jump-start in order to carry out the many errands of a typical day in the life of The Member. Whilst driving along Hunter Street in The Member's stately Holden VS Commodore it just so happened that The Member came across one Nicky Carle and Tinks sharing a coffee at Juicy Beans Cafe. Being a quieter morning in Newy, The Member wound down his window and pricked his ears in an attempt to gleam from these two gentlemen the purpose of their meeting. In particular, The Member happened to overhear the following snippets of information:
"Nicky, we'd love to have you back here."
"And I would love to er be back here Mister Tinkler, but first things first, Gary and Middleby must go."
"Already done Nicky."
"Oh and Deans."
"Of course."
Delighted with the news of the potential sackings and signing, The Member decided to treat himself with a trip to Bar Beach. As he drove along Memorial Drive The Member's day went from excellent to Christmas when he happened to come across Kale Bradbery. Not being one to waste such an opportunity, The Member proceeded to show his appreciation for Kale's great engines by engaging in the difficult maneuver of the left-handed fap while reversing backwards. Unfortunately for The Member, some other member of the public (not from Kotara South) also happened to be walking by at the time of this miracle. It was later misreported in the local media that this was an act of desperation by a crazed man over the slag, when in reality she just happened to be blocking The Member's view of Kale.